What ho, internet chums!
I am back from my hols.

What hilarity/memes/rows have I missed?

When I was last round there here parts, Honda Accords were all the rage. THAT'S HOW OLD-SKOOL I AM, YA HEAR?

*rolls up one trouser leg*
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

FUck off
sorry, I mean Hi
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

These days
it's all about the kaoltards.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

But AL's the most Kaoltarded of them all

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

I think we established last night
that I am MASTER of the kaoltards, not one of them.

You kaoltard
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm minister of defence for Deviltania, so I shit all over your Master of the kaoltards

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

An army of kaoltards
would overwhelm any defences.

Kaoltardedness is highly contagious.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I pity the parasites

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Monty is back........Hooray!
I don't know why I'm happy about that but I am.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I don't know why you're happy about that either
but I am happy to hear that you are happy about that.

*is happy*
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Hi!
How did the Hell-i-day go?
I've given my name to a new meme by being clever AND sexy.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Hello old boy
It wasn't as awful as it could have been but it was still trying...

1. GF's 15-year old son is a spoilt little cunt.

2. His mother is a bit of a peasant.

3. Gran Canaria appears to be entirely devoid of any culture other than 'Brits abroad'.


Other than that, HOLIDAY OF A LIFETIME mate...

On the plus side though, yesterday, I was able to take my daughter for her first ever swimming baths visit to lovely outdoor pool in London Fields near to my flat. It was quite possibly the best day of my life and definitely the best in a good ten months.
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)