Name YOUR tune...
...let's say you are appearing in a Twatsploitation pic ('cos let's face it, we're all twats on here).

Scene 1 - You're walking down the street, looking like Jack / Jane Shit.

What song is playing in the background?

For example, if you're an uber-cool foxy-chick type, you may decide to appear gliding down the street, looking nails-hard & cool, to the sounds of Sir Elton of John wailing 'The Bitch is Back'.

So, name your tune...
(Apathyman oh yeah, he gets gazs and everything, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Mine...
...I'd like to think it would be 'Peaches' by The Stranglers - you know, edgy, funky, and perverted.

Sadly, I think it would end up as 'With me little Ukelele in my hand' by George Formby - you know, bizarre and wildly out of touch with the kids.

Which may explain why I'll never go to a bash, sob...
(Apathyman oh yeah, he gets gazs and everything, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Crazy Legs
(hed)p.e.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Hmmm...
I reckon "Burn" by Nine Inch Nails.
I like that song a lot.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Options
Moby Dick - Zeppelin
Wall of Fire - Monster Magnet
Short skirt, long jacket - Cake, but not really the lyrics...
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

The Bravery "Out of Line"

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

The Clash
Hittsville UK
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I LOVE HORSES
as I skip down the street cheering Honda Accords as they drive past and telling everyone to man the fuck up
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I've finally spotted a Honda Accord parked on the street
a sporty version in a nicely polished purple *f'nar*

When I can get it arranged I'm going to pull some justice inspired poses in front of it and make it my profile pic.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I had
an Accord as a courtesy car earlier in the week.

It was like driving Robocop.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

did you dispense justice?

( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I dispensed justice
and I dispensed it good.

The Chase Meadows area of Warwick was a crime-free zone on Monday.

The local troublemakers dissolved at the mere sight of the Accord, and the Accord ran over and burst a football at one point that may have been intended for nefarious future purposes.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

We have a winner
I can't get that bloody song out of my head...(king of all the animals!)
(Apathyman oh yeah, he gets gazs and everything, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Beer
Reel Big Fish.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)

The man comes around
Johny Cash.

Just because!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Sitting Down Here
Lene Marlin
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Will Smith -Mr Nice Guy.
Deffo.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Rancid: Bloodclot
Simply because its my song of the moment

Or Joy Division: Shadowplay
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Joy Division = Cool...
...I should have gone for 'Heart and Soul' - edgy, atmospheric perfection...
(Apathyman oh yeah, he gets gazs and everything, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Harder, better, faster, stronger - Daft Punk

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

The Lost Art of Keepin A Secret
QOTSA. With a loose-limbed strut. Oh yes.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Nice one :D

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Venus in Furs
Velvet Underground whilst wearing my shiny Chelsea boots.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

White Zombie - Blood Milk and Sky
Or Guano Apes - Innocent Greed
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Today
It would be Blur - Charmless Man.

I'm in a particularly shitty and non-conversational mood this afternoon after a shit day at work so far.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Does Ducky
need a huggywug? Awww I think he does!!!
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

either
Tom Waits 'Little drop of poison'
or
Kenny Loggins 'Dangerzone' seamlessly blending into Stan Ridgeway 'Camouflage' and completed with Bonnie Tyler 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'.
Obviously.

Though I might save 'Camouflage' for the love scene.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Is that because...
...he'd have to be 'an awfully brave Marine' to get it on with you?
(Apathyman oh yeah, he gets gazs and everything, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

you weren't in Nam,
so you just don't understand, man.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I've been to Bootle...
...you had it easy.
(Apathyman oh yeah, he gets gazs and everything, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

The Music - Freedom Fighter
Always liked that tune. Or failing that, Jessica. Either that or anything by Gogol Bordello.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

How I could just kill a man - Cypress Hill
Because I am forever hanging out of my window with my magnum taking out some putos. Indeed!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:03, Reply)

must be
the oink-oink mambo, by Chuy Reyes
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 4:46, Reply)