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Im going to Download next week with a few lads including my cousin. Its his birthday on the Saturday and I need an inventive and amusing way of embarrassing the fuck out of him.

Who better to ask than my fellow B3tans.

All suggestions welcome!
(ChristmRussTime Only one way to open the door -that's the key, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

The old classic
Get him pissed.
Gaffa tape to a pole.
Remove trousers.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I said inventive...
In the immortal words of the legend Roy Walker...Its good but its not the one
(ChristmRussTime Only one way to open the door -that's the key, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

It's before 11
I don't do inventive yet. Will try and think something up.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

From an old post
1. Get him completely monged
2. When he collapses remove his trousers.
3. You put some suncream in a rubber jonny
4. Poke rubber jonny up his arse with a pencil.
5. See if he mentions it.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

...do you leave the pencil in his arse as well?

(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Cut his todger off
it's really embarrassing when you get with a lady only to realise you don't have a penis.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I like this idea...
I think if he starts getting friendly with a lady-type, you should surreptitiously pop his severed wang into her handbag.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Get the most embarrasing picture possible...
Then send it to the screen at the main stage. Also a phone number so people can contact him with it!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Bon Jovi T shirt
That is all
( sportscow Behold, the chicken of doom awaits:, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

we may have a winner
I like this. He hates Bon Jovi!
(ChristmRussTime Only one way to open the door -that's the key, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

1. Vodka
2. Tent Pegs
3. Rope
4. Honey
5. Bees

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6. Profit.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

put him in
an MCR hoody, and dye his hair black and part it to the side
(schitzophrog, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)