I'm making ham rolls
using ham and bread rolls.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I'm making an unfunny twat
using you and some sellotape.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

OfficeLoL.

( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Any butter?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

won't butter
prevent the tape from sticking?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

hahaha
Actually made me laugh like a mong at my desk
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I'm munching on Wassabi Peas.
I won't go as far as to say my life is now complete, but it's not far off it.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Now I'm thinking of
"Last tango in Paris".
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

I'm about to go buy rat-food.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Is your mum hungry then?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

sorry

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

...

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

What's wrong with you today?
Seriously, you're normally at least a tiny bit amusing.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I'm a bit hungover
and i'm sad that TGB doesn't like me anymore.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

aw,
I'm sure she's flirting in her own way. And you will always have a *special* place in my heart.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Awww thanks
is that "special place" anywhere near your bottom? Only I've heard it's a bit toxic.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
Do you want to talk about my bottom?
On the internet?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Only if you can stand the rush of sweaty palmed virgins

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Yep, they're fine by me.
As long as we don't attract any fat birds.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

TGB said that I was funny and underrated.
IN YOUR FACE you chunky-mongol
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

she also said
"I am not just posting this to be controversial.
I genuinely think this."

which implies she may have been lying. But no matter, i'm sure when you read that, your face did this:

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I'm not sure I care for this meme

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Why did you make my eyes bigger?
They are already quite massive.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

also, that isn't my mouth.
Have you edited this?
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Only to put the text on

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Is this a meme yet?
I think it'll be a one off.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Also, is TGB a laydee?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

TGB is female but no laydee.

( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

You're right there

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Oh dear
Are they a bit, you know 'roomy'?
Or are they a downs?
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

WHO DELETED A THREAD.

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

That mean TGB
went and withdrew her support for you.

Online.

edit - no she didn't, i'm being a spack
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

you dull cunt

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

I've finished eating them now.
They were very nice.

What did you have for lunch?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Kit Kat

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Is this all you have to say.
Pot and kettle comes to mind.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

YEAH MAYBE IN OPPOSITE LAND
ruaururuaurri is ace.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Sorry I know nothing of this spakka talk.
*blanks*
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

it's an extended version of my name,
because wormulus fancies me.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

That's ok then.
You being a girl an all.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

it was forum banter,
don't take offence.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

lovely stuff

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)