Everyone is too serious for a Friday

As such I demand that you all insert the word Wank into film titles, songs, albums, company names etc so as to amuse me.

I realise that this amy have been covered before, but my head is full of snot rather than inspiration.

Film: St.Elmos Wank
Song: Wank me baby one more time
Company: The Royal Wank
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Thanks i-Pod shuffle function for the following

Wank Maiden

The Evil that Men Wank
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

International Business Wanks
EasyWank
National Wankminster Bank

Films:
The Unwankable Lightness of Being
Star Wars IV: A New Wank
Wedding Wankers

Bands:
Nick Cave and the Bad Wanks
Zodiac Mindwank
Fleetwood Wank
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Nick Cave and the bad wanks - top stuff

in related news Grinderwank
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

OK
Film: The Wank, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Song: Pretty Wank for a White Guy
Company: The Royal Wank of Scotland
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Erm...
Films: A Mel Gibson Trilogy:

Lethal Wank
Mad Wank
Bravewank

Songs:

Wank in the wind
Wank like an Egyptian
The Wanker

Companies:

Wank Bank
Microwank
Virgin Wank

I like this game! I may add more when I think of them...
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Thought you might

Can be a great drinking game as well!

Wank for London

British braodcasting wank
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Quo...

Wankin' all over the world.
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

GREAT WANKS OF FIRE

(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

George Michael...

Careless Wanker
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Just a Closer Wank with Thee
By Patsy Wank
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Who could forget...

Wank flew over the cuckoo's nest?
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

The Police...

Don't wank
Don't wank
Don't wank so close to me.
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I like this just doesn't cover it.
I love this.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

The Beatles...

Wank and shout
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Justin Timberlake...

Wank me a river.
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Hahaha
Spat my coffee all over my keyboard you bastard
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

80's Movies

Romancing The Wank
Raiders of the lost Wank
Desperately seeking Wank
Wankbusters
The Breakfast Wank
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Wank - Feat. Jason Stratham
The great wank in the sky - Pink Wank

Wankipedia
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

White guys can't wank
IN BED
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

This is cheering me up no end.
Films:
The Wank Watch
Wankman
The Wankinator
Wank Attacks
Romy and Michele's Highschool Wank

Songs:
I Don't Wank
Wank of Unknown Origin
Wankmaster

That'll do for now. I don't think I've ever typed the word wank so much in such a short space of time.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Comedy Movies...
The Naked Wank
Wank Alone
Pee Wee's Big Wank
Dude! - Where's my Wank?

Bond Films

The Man with the Golden Wank
Moonwanker
Live and let Wank
Diamonds are Wank
Wank Russia with Love


Edit: It's a sad day when I officelol at my own posts..but guilty as charged...All I thought of was:

Tom Cruise in 'Top Wank'...with the soundtrack songs:

Wank my breath away - Berlin
Dangerwank - Kenny Loggins
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

You forgot
Licence to wank
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

And...

Wank of Solace.
The Living Wank
A Wank to a kill
Wankopussy
The Spy who wanked me
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Hahaha
Or

A view to a wank
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Superheroes...

Superwank
The Incredible Wank
The Fantastic Wank
and of course...Wank Man (EDIT - Opps, sorry, I see that has bindun)
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Robin Hood...

Prince of Wank.

With the Bryan Adams theme song:

Everything I wank, I wank it for you
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Oasis...

Wonderwank
Don't wank back in anger
What's The Story? (Wanking Glory)
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I've got to go now...

Thanks for the idea - that has brightened up my Friday.

I'll leave you with this last couple of songs:

Wanks in White Satin (Moody Blues)
Every little thing she wanks is magic (Police again)
Man!, I feel like a wank (Shania Twain)
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

been a bit absent from here

But gold star for Pooflake for holding the thread almost by himself!
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