Christ, I go to college for the day and you lot have fun and LOLbanterwithout me
You utter cunts.

More of this sort of thing please.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, Reply)

I can find a way to blame you if you want

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)

Go ahead and try
I dare you I double dare you biatch
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)

You are the founding member of the BNP
which caused the lolitics argument which then carried on.

Not that big a deal as far as I'm concerned, these things happen lets all just try to move on.

it's still your fault though
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, Reply)

SHHHHHH, I was trying to keep that quiet
My disguise of being a fat garrulous man clearly didn't fool you, but it's been fooling others for ages.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)

you're so damn racist
you should cut down on your racism.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, Reply)

You need to cut down on your hormones
they're clearly not working
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

yes this menstration is sooo tough, I think I'll bang on about it for ages
and make everyone around me life hell for a while.

In racism news: I overheard someone coming out of Waitrose saying "what is this country coming to... fucking jews and muslims" I laughed at him and he looked like he wanted to punch me.
He didn't, the end.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Should've punched him first
it's always easier when you get the first punch in.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)

punching people's wrong becky,

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:55, Reply)

HAHAHA
She sure told you, Bex! :-D
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Love you really, Psycho
;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

people don't have to keep apologising to me you know
I'm not suicidal or anything.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:24, Reply)

I just don't want to be the one who tips you over the edge
OT would never forgive me, it's enough of a sausage fest as it is :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:28, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know I wasn't part of it.

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)

I'm shocked and appalled that you weren't a protagonist
Looks like it was the rest of the usual suspects though.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)

I was visiting an OFFLINE mental asylum instead.
Now I'm back at work :(
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Still
I'm even more shocked and appalled now. Get the hell out of there and get to the pub lady
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Stuck here for a bit longer...
but have plans to meet pub-type friends at 8pm or so.
YAY!
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Ahh that's ok then

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Hello you two:D
How be thee both?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Blimey, it's you.
Fine ta - how are you?
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:55, Reply)

Annoyed with buses that get cancelled, but otherwise fine
how are you?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

It looks like he's fucked off again...so I'm going to as well.
HUGE FAT SNOGS
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:01, Reply)

No, I am here!
I had Tulip gaz so I was responding:)

I'm good thanks. Terrified about Monday, but at least I'm on after Piston_Broke:)
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

"Friends"?
Is that not over-egging the puding somewhat?
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Hello fantastic person !

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, Reply)

Hello you gorgeous thing!
I still feel very annoyed and sad about cancelling :(
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, Reply)

Don't worry, I was shattered anyway, ended up asleep by 10.
=)
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

they all want PsychoChomp
they all want to touch him
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, Reply)

her
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:40, Reply)

right
that's what I said

what are you trying to say?

huh?

golly
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, Reply)

Nothing
just that Chompy's a girl
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, Reply)

I don't get why you all think he's a she.
unless it's saying it in a uber-camp "Girlfriend" way.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, Reply)

I think they're being funny because of his sig
but I don't know

I just don't know
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)

I've met him and he's a girl

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, Reply)

a big girly girl with big girly girl batting eyelashes

( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:50, Reply)

becky likes to say I'm a girl
that's why everyone replies to me now.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:01, Reply)

I don't think I've ever had this much online attention,
If I was wormulus I would be cumming right now.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)

But just what are you doing in yours?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, Reply)

I assume you mean pants
I'm waiting for dinner to finish, in my pants.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:49, Reply)

I just jizzed in my pants
I need to go change them
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)

what's the point?
you know it'll happen again
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Very true
I should just go pantless.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Argh I'm harder than a day old corpse in the alps

( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:59, Reply)

That's the spirit ,)

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:00, Reply)

talking of spirits
I should get drinking.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:02, Reply)

I need to get eating
Or the vast quantities of alcohol I'll be consuming will render me incapable of doing anything naughty tonight
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

I'm having satay chicken
and beer
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I'm having YM and a jacket potato
Should be magnificent
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:08, Reply)

She's a saint

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:10, Reply)

Careful now, sucsion cups can be awfully tricky to get off.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

becky, love
you should know that your non-presence was noted. We weren't having LOLbanter, merely killing time until you showed up.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Hello, internet.
Are we playing relatively nicely this fine Friday evening?

62 from 51 balls? Jesus.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

I'm being very nice,

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I'm being my usual lovley self

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

violent and sweary

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Shut your fucking mouth before I shut it for you
ahh shit
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:30, Reply)

you're so cute when you're angry

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

I am woman, hear me Ruaaaaaaaaari

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

I am the new khan,
so what beer do you have? I have grolsch
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I have Sol and Corona
wins
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Mine was 10 bottles for £5
ultimatly wins,
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

pfft, mine was buy one case, get one free
loves her local off license
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

you always have to go one better don't you?
I'm going to fall out with you now, I've been good at that today
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

bring it

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I don't want to get a rep,

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I thought you just ran away
besides, you already have a rep

FOR BEING A TOTAL GIRL
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I'm going to bitch slap you

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

OOoooOOOOooOoo

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I'm awfuly tough

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Internet hardmanning

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

this is the bit where you're supposed to swoon

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Sorry, I don't dig chicks

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

It's all good fun, innit?

( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

She's a terrible influence.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I know!
I saw her under the influence once. It was terrible.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

OHEMMGEE

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

What?
You're not drunk are you?
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I have Kool Aid.
Please, try to contain your overwhelming jealousy.
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Kool aid's just water with bug shit in it
I have beer
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:30, Reply)

I has wine
And an overwhelming sense of the weekend, tinged slightly by the fact that things may have gone slightly tits up for us and Tightly's bash.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Noooooo
But I haven't seen you in ages and I've still not met your good lady wife
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

'Tis a bit shit.
We booked 3 months ago, told her folks so they could have Sweary Jr for the weekend - they just informed us yesterday that they've booked a week away in the last few days, starting on the 13th and swear blind they didn't know about us coming to London.

So we're trying to find some way of him being able to stay with a mate, otherwise it's just one of us coming down. It's that or lose £170 as we can't get a refund.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

He must have a mate who he can stay with
Or is he not old/trusted enough to stay home by himself?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

He's only 13
so not an option.

Looking into staying with a mate though.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

This is all different kinds of bad. :(

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Isn't it?
Been looking forward to this for ages. Even looked into SJ coming with us, train is cheap enough, but 13 year oldboy + busy pub not a good combination :(
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Oh he'd have fun ,)

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I'm sure he would.
He'd get on a storm with a lot of you, but pub reviews suggest that it's not child friendly :(
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

He wouldn't be let into the porterhouse
You could just buy him a travel card and tell him to have a look like London on his own.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Now you're being silly

( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Send him off to a play in the west end?
Should kill a few hours for him. Plus, it might bore him enough to send him to sleep, thus killing even more hours...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

bug shit? piss off
besides, I'm at work otherwise I'd be sloshing about as we speak
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Ok, it's hundreds and thousands then
I miss Cherry dr Pepper
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

miss? they've only just come out with it here

( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I bought it there 3 years ago
and now my import shop has stopped stocking it :(
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I'm sure you can order it online, if it's worth the price to you.
I'm thinking hard about buying irn bru online...mmmm...harrrd...
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I dont think it's worth that much
I think my brother's coming back here in a few months, so I'll ask him to fill his suitcase with it again. He just sent me a new consignment of original ruffles and jolly ranchers, so I'm good for the moment.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

jolly ranchers! Oh I love them!
Have you had the lifesaver's suckers?
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

No, what are they like?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

wonderful! they've got loads of flavors like raspberry and banana
I may have to get myself one after work
edit: I tried to find a link but they don't have one for the lollipops.
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

So long as I don't have to eat grape flavour
that spoils all the good sweets when you find a grape one.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

oh, I like grape ashully
here's a linky pooh
( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Oh my god
You can get an 18lb bag of them for not much money. I want to try the cherry/banana ones. They look muchos tasty
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Cherry/banana?
Hell no. The blueberry/vanilla ones look good though...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

haha they've got small bags super cheap

( Kristine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Not when you factor in the shipping costs
and the fact that they'll be gone very very soon. When I have a job I'm so ordering
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I BLOODY LOVE JOLLY RANCHERS.

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I bluudy love them too

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Ooh cybercandy have them in stock at the moment
I might take a wander to Covent garden tomorrow to get some
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I'm going to covent garden tomorrow.
I put it to you, madam, that you are stalking me. IN REAL LIFE.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Well perhaps I am
beer?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Poss.
Depends what time you're gonna be there. I'll be in Moss Bros getting wedding suits.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Probably sometime early afternoonish
What time you gonna be there? And OoooOOOOOOooOooOooooh at suits
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

3pm I think
But no idea how long it'll take... an hour or so? Gimme a text if you're around and we'll do drinks, yah?
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Meeting
OFFLINE
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

makes inside leg jokes
Cool, will text you. OFFLINE
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

HELP! HE'S CUPPING ME!

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

You love it you schlag

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I read that
as I have AIDS.

Damn this wine.

You don't have AIDS, do you Kristine? Tell me it aint so.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaaand
Probably too far down the thread. Even if the nested reply thingy is familair to those darned /talkers.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)