Ok
So slightly drunk. I've just been phoned by a friend who's doing a refit of a local theatre. They're replacing a load of old kit for new, and I've just agreed to take one of these off him. Question is - what the fuck do I do with it?

Any suggestions?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

hang your victims from it?

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Sell it to a mechanic
With a welded steel A-frame it'd be perfect for hoisting engines.

Edit: three-phase, though. Not sure many mechanics use three-phase.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

This one is, luckily, 240v single phase
Need's a 32 amp supply though. I'm tempted to put it in my garage for lifting things in and out of the loft.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

You have a loft under your garage?

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

what
David Carradine couldn't?
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

and
Stephen Milligan

Oh and Michael Hutchence
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Now that is an idea.
Doesn't have a run-free release though. Little modification maybe...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Hire it out to suspension piercing enthusiasts

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I thought ym had retired?

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Semi retired
she still likes to get up there every now and then for the right audience. It's how she met YM
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

True that.
My mum's exceptional rolls provide excellent purchase points for the hook. Sometimes, watching her thrash around on the hook, it's like being on a Japanese whaling expedition.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

So true
She does the orca look so well.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Use it to rob Fort Knox
like in Mission Impossible
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I think you should put your penis in it.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

If I could find it, I would

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

stand around it in oily clothing
looking manly?
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

oi.
what's it matter to you whether or not he looks manly and oily?

/sads
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:28, Reply)

Give it to me!
That winch is mightily fine too!
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

It's good for avoiding having your dog taken hostage
If you use it to lower the lotion for it to rub on it's skin.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Pfft. Fancy coat hanger.
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

Shove it up your cock?

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:29, Reply)

hey broad
how's it going?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:33, Reply)

Ello
Tired & ludicrously sober for a Friday night. Hows things in upside down world?
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:36, Reply)

cold and still in bed
but who cares.
Wish I was drunk. :(
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:39, Reply)

I've been completely teetotal for 4 weeks now
thats the longest I've been drink / cig / drug free in years. I can't wait to give up giving up.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:43, Reply)

wow.
well I don't drink or anything very often, but I need a drink. It's the weekend.
Congrats. you're doing real well.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:49, Reply)

Ah it's only while I stop being ill & normal twatted service will be resumed.
We are making poems about vaginas with teeth on /talk. It's frightfully interesting.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:58, Reply)