Education....
I'm not much of a formaly educated man, and I'm not really interested in getting myself any sort of formal qualifcations... they're good for some, but not my cup of tea.

Anyway, dispite this, in September I wish to do a course at my local collage, just part time, once or twice a week in the evenings.

I'm not entirely sure what I want to do, I'ld quite like something to do with photography, but more the taking of photos than the darkroom (I love working in the darkroom, but I want a hobby that I can do any time I want). I would be quite interested in some sort of food related course too.

What sort of course would you like to join, for fun rather than qualifications?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I think you should learn counselling.
Then you can come on here and tell all of us to man the fuck up.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Ha!
I'm just about to get a qualification in that.
Does that mean I can say what I want now?
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

If I have a wobble on the internet you can talk me through it.
Yay!
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

:)

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I quite like that CBT stuff.
After courses and all that, I finally one day worked it out what it was all about.

In the most basic terms, the sollution to wobbles, according to CBT, is "Have a wank".
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Cock and Ball Torture?
Not really my cup of tea.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

You know what, that's quite a good idea, I like that sort of thing, and have always played that role agmonst friends.
Plus, here, I'll have an endless list of clients :p
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

You could specialize in internet bullying.

( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Internet Lawyerman* can reffer his clients to me for aftercare.
* Wormy actually ripped that off me.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

*Replies to this to fix the counter on the main page*

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

A food degree.
Oh internet! :(
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Chicks dig guys who can cook.
I would totally get to check out the junk in their trunk if I had a food degree.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:43, Reply)

I can cook very well,
still women despise me.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:20, Reply)

Their jellous of your nails.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)

I would love to learn another language well instead of little bits and pieces
Specifically, learn how to swear and insult fluently in it. Nothing like swearing at a person in another language and saying it was a compliment, then hearing them go off and repeat it to others.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Here's a website that should help you
www.alternative-dictionaries.net/
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:55, Reply)

Wrestling
or Advanced Kite Flying
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Maybe we could combine the two.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

.
Is that wrestling on top of a large kite or tying up a wrestler with the kite-strings, or a combination of both?
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:58, Reply)

I'll call Channel Five.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, Reply)

more like tv bloopers
i'd undoubtedly end up being the first person to die in a cats cradle of oiled kite string
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:36, Reply)

I find this disturbingly erotic
:P
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Hypnosis
Ooh, or magic! Illusion, I don't want to go to Community Hogwarts or anything.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I wouldn't want the responcibilty when it comes to hypnosis.
With all my family, if I so much as look at the computer, they seem to think I'm responcible for it, for the rest of the computer's life.

I'ld hate to make someone think they're a dog for five minuites, and then 20 years down the line they develop altimzers and I have to fix it.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I'd like to learn how to run a college
and then take over the college that taught me. Needless to say, the first thing I'd do is discontinue the "how to run a college" course.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, Reply)

Very clever, whipe out the competition.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:03, Reply)

A Masters in Puppetry of the Penis
I'm a mere amateur but one day I'd love to have a Masters.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

I suspect this is what Metallica were really on about.

(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)