Fucking weather
It has entirely screwed up my plans for the weekend. This morning I was supposed to go and get the timber for building raised vegetable beds in my garden, but after being woken and kept awake by an almighty thunderstorm it has been lashing down with rain all day and looks set to continue all night and tomorrow morning as well.

Fucking crap.

Had to go into town to get my guitar serviced among other things and got totally drenched while doing it, and people were round my place last night so if I'm doing anything tonight it means going out and getting soaked again.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Man the fuck up dude.
And get a bloody poncho.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:53, Reply)

ponchos are for gays
or mexicans

or gay mexicans

and a poncho doesn't stop your shoes, socks and trousers getting wet

on the plus side though, I have had the time to learn Bach's Bouree in E minor
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:59, Reply)

¡arriba sweetie!

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:59, Reply)

My guitar sings like an angel and screams like a devil, at the same time.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

mine grumbles like an old diesel tractor
not really. You can probably feel your face melting from there.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

It's like god as moisterised my face.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)

The weather here is accepable,
I've got to go to a balcony party tonight.

I expect it to be good, however the, male to female ratio will be unfavorable.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:18, Reply)

The weather's been pretty good here today
The sun is streaming in through the windows; the fish are rising lazily in the pond to catch flies...
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:24, Reply)

I saw rose bushes strugling bravely against the weather
their partially petaled buds of pure red
fighting back the gloom of the today.
Their defiance brings a sense of hope to my world.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

you guys lap this shit up.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:33, Reply)

This is true
:)
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)

is it going to be a sausage fest?

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

Probably, but meh,
I'm not there to pull.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:31, Reply)

I've never seen a lady walk into a club and say "Corr, there is a lot of cunt in here, this is rubbish, let's go somewhere else."

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:39, Reply)

A lot of cuntS maybe, in some places, but not a lot of cunt.

( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:40, Reply)

walk into a club and say "Corr, there is a lot of cunt in here, this is rubbish, let's go somewhere else."
+naked
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:40, Reply)

Do girls on the internet count?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)