A North London job centre plus will be receiving a flaming bag of shit by the end of the week
unless Belfast let me know that they've received my backdating dolemoney booklet that I spent an hour filling in 3 weeks ago and another hour today. They are cunts and cuntesses of the highest order.

As you were.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Get the shit from Al.
He's got loads.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

very true
I did a humongous shit this morning, wish I'd kept it now and seasoned it a little for them.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Do a post-bacon explosion expulsion.

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Your words make me tingle

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

...
words
tongue
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

tingle spunk in your mouth.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

mouth
mum
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Button it, clunges.

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

*uses clunge buttons*

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I can't. It's not explosion time for two weeks yet :(

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Hmmm...
QUICK!
To the TIME MACHINE!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

That reminds me
I must put Tuesday in my diary. There'd be an awful mess if I thought Tuesday didn't exist!
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Ooh yeh - HOT DATE

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

DATE turd in a bag in the microwave
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I don't give a shit about my date
But thinking tomorrow was Wednesday would be confusing. Why my diary doesn't have Tuesdays in it is beyond me.
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Did you buy it off a market stall?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

He never gets a Cock Tuesday

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Oh poor love
everyone deserves a cock Tuesday
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Design flaw
it's Honda accord shaped and only kills petulant fuckers.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Anger Online,
How was your weekend?
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Was good thanks
how was yours?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

It was ok,
I got my face drawn on Saturday because I made the silly mistake of falling asleep at a party.

Also cheer up, your day could be worse you could be watching Piston do stand up tonight.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Are you going?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I really want to go to that
just to heckle, maybe set him on fire...
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

BK was very diplomatic
in the way he implied he was glad he was doing stand up on the same night as piston as at least he wouldn't be the worst one.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I can think of a million things I'd rather do.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Would you rather
Eat a maggot?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Of course.
That isn't difficult and is a much nicer alternative.
Wouldn't you?
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not going to suck you off

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Ha!
The truth hurts doesn't it kaoltard!
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

God-dammit.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

That sig is fucking ace.
:)
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

1. Gouge own eye out with spoon.
2. Gouge own eye out with fork.
etc.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Gouge out own eye with SPORK!

YES!
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I'm rather hoping someone will post a video of it on youtube for us all to see.

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

If I wasn't totally skint
I would drive up and film it for you all.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

And set fire to him?
That's a deal breaker for me
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I agree
but only once he's finished and everyone is sitting in silence. Then run in and set him alight and then everyone will clap and cheer as he runs round screaming and setting fire to the curtains.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

And everyone who needs a piss after downing 20 pints of beer
in order the numb the pain of the performance will suddenly develop extreme bladder control.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

oh
yeah I've stocked up on matches
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Then I demand that you go to wherever this place of stand up is and film him, then set light to him

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)