I have been awake
for four hours, in body.

But my mind refuses to catch up and is telling me to go and lie down on the sofa I have stashed in the corner of my office and have a little sleep.

What can I do to wake myself up proper like?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Al

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Well I wouldn't usually
But just this once
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

WOOHOO!

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Wanna come up and
see my sofa?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Depends if it's got a naked ancrenne on it or not.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

that can be arranged...
but sitting on it for committee meetings will never be the same again afterwards.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

It will be slightly crusty
and smell a bit like bleach.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

I'll always have
something to remember you by
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Constant itching
topped with shame and regret?
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

AIDZLOL

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I'll keep the crabs
as pets
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Caffeine?
Or fear. That always works. Go out and stand in the middle of a busy road for a bit.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Inject adrenaline into your heart.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Powerful coffee.
Maybe a bit of fresh air.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Stand Up
Shake yourself like a looney. Perhaps slap cold water upon your face and then stare into the mirror in intense introspection.

"What have I become?"

Seriously though, I find that strange and ice cold fizzy drinks wakes me up. Dr Pepper for example tastes like shit, is fizzy, full of caffeine and ice cold. Perks me up at the office no-end.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Listen to this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=139YbwposAw
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Go for a 40 minute nap
you'll feel better for it.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Why do you have to turn /offtopic into a house of lies?
Anything less than two and a half hours is a waste of time.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Oh like it wasn't already gurlfriend
more than an hour and you feel like shit and wont sleep tonight.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

hands up who's got a degree in Psychology and has studied sleep?
*stares in your direction*
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I have a degree in film and slept a lot during lectures
So ha.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

In a very real way you've just won the argument.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I know, don't cry.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I'll shed no tears for you rebbeca

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

And you'll never learn to spell either
RUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

I just like spelling peoples names incorrectly
it's very annoying,
I may mispronounce your name too, that usually winds people up.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Whatevs
Don't hate yourself because you can't spell
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I can't do cat naps
If I fall asleep, I have to be unconscious for a good hour and a half or I wake up feeling like shit and wandering round in a daze for ages. Which defeats the object of sleeping in the first place.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I'm not sure if this is urban-rumour or anything like that...
But I hear that for every hour over your optimum sleep time, is the equivilient to one hour less, for how you feel.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Orgasm

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

that usually makes me want to leave the building.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I thought that only happened with guys, not girls

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I was going to say
"that usually makes me want to pay and leave"
but I don't want to get a rep.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

that usually makes me want to payget paid and leave
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

It'll be such a shame when I have to eventually kill you.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

OMG, are you threatning me? Online? ON THE INTERNET
What a cunt. Is this because I tagged a photo of you last night?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

did you?
I haven't checked, I may use my HAxx0R SkI77z to get onto facebook around the work firewall, just to check.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

It's a beaut

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

you're a terrible bully,
If I go to DiT's stag do I'm going to take some unflattering photos of you and then tag them.
Ha
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Easily done
I'm terribly unphotogenic
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

My victory is assured.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I'm going to go with have a little nap.
Since cutting up a juggernaut isn't an option. That always wakes me up of a morning.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Press ups

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

only with something exciting underneath me

( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Jellybeans!
Or were you looking for something a bit bigger?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I have no mirror
to stare at myself in, no fizzy drinks or money to buy them, no busy roads near me.

Looks like it's a wank, a black coffee and a nap then.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Do a little dance

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

make a little love

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I assumed he was by himself...
But sure, wanking is always good.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

It's a she
but she likes wanking too i'm sure.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Oh
Well, yeh probably.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

I don't think anyone has thought I was a he
since I was eleven years old.

*tomboys*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

ello-ello-ello, not seen you 'round these parts before.
Why didn't you say you were coming over? I would have gotten a cake in the oven.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Don't worry
It's not too late for that :)
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

The brownies were awesome.

( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)