Has anyone heard anything from Bert recently?
He seemed to have a bit of a nervous breakdown and then vanished...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

I texted him a few weeks ago
but didn't hear back. Will try him again
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Pass on best wishes from me, will ya?

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, me too
I miss Bert
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

I was just wondering that earlier...
I hope he's okay. I gazzed him a week or two back but I've not heard a thing from him and he's usually pretty good with gazzes.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I heard he got banned.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Several times, but then was reinstated

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I wish you'd get banned

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Not before you sweetums

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Everyone loves me and I'm totally inoffensive.
I'll never get banned.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Only because you're a girl
Everyone would be too busy pandering to you.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Banning me would be like kicking a labrador-puppy outside on a snowy day.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

This needs testing
under laboratory conditions.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

oratory rador
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

banned bummed
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Lab wants to get bummed
I knew it you filth monger
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Coincidentally
I would love to see Psychochomp bum a filthy monger. With a strap-on, of course.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

you lot are weird

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Darlin if you're here
then you're weird as well.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Hell no,
I'm normal, even in a group of normal people I'll be considered normal.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Why do you keep pretending you're not a girl then?

( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I'm breaking down the barriers of gender imposed by the ruling elite,
I'm fighting the system
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Oh! I thought you were just confused.

( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

fightingflicking
systembean
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

fightingflicking
systembean
strikethroughs are shit.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

strikethroughsym&yd
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

We can play this
all day, Sweetcheeks
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

We can play this
all day, Sweetcheeks

I'm very lonely.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Would you like a quick spoon?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Wanna go for a drink some time?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Oy!
I saw her first.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

How about next saturday in the porterhouse?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Damn you all
I'm never going to get a bird now :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Next Saturday
I shall be drunk in a field getting sweaty to Slipknot.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Kaoltard
all the cool kids will be in the Porterhouse.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I'm not cool :(

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

That's not how strikethroughs work
I wasn't saying I was lonely, I was saying that he was saying that he was lonely.
Harumpf,
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Just you keep on playing hard-to-get.
I like it.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Feisty, isn't she

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah.
Just the way that turns my handle.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

You've no chance.
I think she's a lesbian.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

This is the sort of behaviour you're
just going to get used to, Pet. Give them half an opportunity to pander, and the next thing you know you'll have your legs up in stirrups while the CSA take notes. I hope you're happy, you bitch :'-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Coincidence?
A key Taliban figure gets killed, and Bert stops posting.

Hmmm (rubs chin)
(Apathyman oh yeah, he gets gazs and everything, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Now that would be unexpected...

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Last I heard
He was flying back from Brazil. To visit friends in Paris. That was over a week ago.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I heard that he has a new job in Brussels

Working for some guy called Nick.
(NakedApe Can I play with badness?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

officelolz!

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I heard
he'd flown to Brazil and blown a month's wages on ape-whores, then filled himself full of spicy-hot chimichangas and bottles of cheap lager before boarding the flight back.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I would very much like to be flying toi Brazil right now

having some serious motivational issues this afternoon.
(NakedApe Can I play with badness?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Everything but everything's
Been deleted off his profile.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I heard
he'd joined a group of freedom fighters in Tibet where he'd got captured on his first mission and has been surviving in a solitary bamboo cell on a diet of mice he catches by lying motionless on the ground dangling a small piece of cheese over his open mouth using a strand of his own hair.

No one knows where he gets the cheese.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

We may not know
But we can all have a damn good guess.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Oh,
I think we all know where he gets the cheese.
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)