If you have a life expectancy of 75
Then you split out your life exactly into three; young, middle aged, and old aged.

You are middle aged at 25 and old at 50.

I am middle aged which would explain my love of Radio 4 and the Sunday papers.

So are you a hoody wearing stab bastard, a past it emabarassment of middle age or a piss ridden old codger?
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Tommorow,
I turn Middle Aged.

But tonight, for one night only, I shall rape and pillage and stab like a good little young 'un!
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

ooooo i'd 'ate to be pillaged...

(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Get in line

(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

darn.

(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

If you liked it
it wouldn't be pillaging.
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I think your ratios are a bit wrong.
Young up to 35

Middle aged 35 to 60

Old 60+
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Honestly,
I don't expect to live much past 65.

But my parents pointed out I was nearly middle aged not so long ago. I don't visit them anymore.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I also am middle aged.
However, I liked those things at the age of twelve. By your arithmetic, I was old at twenty-four and will be dead in seven years.
(ThomsonsPier is mistrustful of the words you say, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

*points*
Har har!
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I'm young
It explains my tendency to be awesome.
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Oooooooh yeaaaah!
*points*
*winks*
*clicks*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Oh noes
I'm now imaging you and I as younglings. To the dark side fall you shall.
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

awesome bummed a lot in car parks.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'm wearing a hoodie now.
It's so comfy and snug while shankin' rival crews.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I own several hoodies
but I'm currently wearing a sort of, well, it's not a jumper and it's not a sweatshirt, it's sort of like a rugby shirt, but without the collar, but it does have a zip up collar, but not like a rugby shirt collar. I don't know how you would describe it.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about :\

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

not like that
EDIT - dammit, too late!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Pic or it's not true.

( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

A fleece?
Or just call it "a top" and have done.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

It's not fleecy
It looks a bit like this thing

www.fatface.com/Sweats/ANOTHER-DAY-DRIFT-SWEAT/invt/22752

only a different colour.

Oooooh, britney has just started playing on my ipod. Not crack ho britney, but old skool innocent britney.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

My dad has one like that.
I think he got it from Lakeland.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

So does mine
*cries a bit*
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

He He
I know what you'rte talking about. I'me wearing something similar.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm a whippersnapper.
But I don't actually own a hoodie.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That just makes you a posh whippersnapper.

( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Owh.
I substitute hoodies with oversized flannel shirts, not sweaters over my shoulders though.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

The wearing of things, even flannel shirts, over your shoulders
is incredibly Wormulus.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I don't wear the shirts over my shoulders.
What?
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Oh sorry
I read a comma where there wasn't one.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Ok
Thought that might be it.

Edit: Having thought about it, that would look completely retarded.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

That's what I said
It would look really Wormulous
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Fuck Off.
I'd just recovered my equilibrium too.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I'm guessing you just hit 50?

Oh well might as well give now really, he's some change for a tin of cat food and a puzzle book, Corrie'll be on soon and the heating's turned up high, sit back relax and remeber the good old days...
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Yup.
Yesterday and it wasn't pretty; seconds and minutes all over the place and one big lump of years trickling down my bonnet. Messy.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

very goode

i know some awsome people in their 50s so just crack on!
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Nowt like cracking on!!
By the time you get to 50 you've had a fair bit practice ; )
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)