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This is a QotW answer Since Wormulus has flounced, I think Chompy will find it a little lonely on here
so how about a nice OT welcome for her?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello stranger.
*waves at Chompy*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ello love

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We need more ladies on OT.
I'm running out of boobies to ogle.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah, it's a bit of a sausage fest on here sometimes

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And not in a good way : (

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *jiggles boobies*
So where is the lovely Chomp that we are welcoming?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment thought I just felt the earth move
But now I realise it was anncrenne and me jiggling in unison!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good job I didn't join in.
There would have been a Tsunami in Blackpool.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Norks a rockin'
What a lovely image

*sighs*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm here!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hallo
Chompy!

Welcome! We do need more females about this place. *jiggles boobs* @ BGB, and *waves* to beckyjsbx.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This is more like it.
Oestrogen full and not an armpit hair in sight.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hello cackerlackers
long time no jiggle

*snogs*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *snogs and squishy hug back atcha*
How lovely to find all you beautiful B3tan women here right now! Woo.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I wasn't even online when you posted this

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How well do you cope with internet fluffehness?
I'm shit at the insults but very good at the fluffeh, the random, and homemade internet cake.

EDIT - oh, and hello :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Aw hon!
You can insult her if you put your mind to it.

Go on.

Call her a tart.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've tried before
I thought I'd start safe with b3tans I knew and work my way up, but really, I'm just crap at it.

erm.. your ladygarden smells of elderberries
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you can really insult me all you want
I won't take it personally for more than about 5 mins.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment i might practice on you then
you somewhat malformed being
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you can do better than that,
if it's not in CAPS it doesn't count
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment gimme a chance I'm learning
CUNT


i feel bad now. this insulting thing really isn't me
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ok fair enough,
you should try insulting someone who's shit, becky perhaps?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oi
CUNT. How very dare you?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you fucking love me

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I find internet fluffyness sickening,
and I'm a guy becky seems to be obsessed with calling me a woman.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is it because you have very small breasts.
There is nothing to be ashamed off you know.

Lots of lovely girls have very small breasts.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Lots of horrible men
have surprisingly large ones
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's what I've heard too.
*adopts Carry on snigger*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I wish I had bigger norks.
hello chompy. /jiggles.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Maybe I can use this "i'm a girl" angle
to get lots of faux lesbian attention,
that'll be nice
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment There's no faux lesbians on here.
Tell him Vampy.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment there are no faux lesbians here.
confused ones maybe - but no faux ones.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment pfft
It's called Bi love
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bye love!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bye bye happiness!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello Sweet Caress!
I think i'm going to keep my right to work in the UK.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And the rest of Europe, don't forget that.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment s'true
I might pop over to france and wait on some tables. Get me some SkillZ
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My c.v. is sick, innit.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Thank God for that
I heard that in France there are literally NO WAITERS.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dear god, no waiters?
that's just full of wrong
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *wanders in*
All's well here, I see.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 'well'
might be overstating it.

Usual is, however, correct
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Evening lovlies

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hello flower
i'm feckin off to bed, I'm shattered. See you saturday?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bugger, missed this
See you saturday lovely xx
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't think so.
but hey. worth a shot ey?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think I remember you saying I'm a nice guy last week
that means we can be an internet couple now right?
RIGHT?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment no dear.
I have a someone already. they'll be jealous and grouchy.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh yes, I think I told you to dump him because he likes carry on films,
god my memory is on fire tonight.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hiya VC!
How's you, dear?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment goodly m'lady!
/gives massive boobsquishy hug
and you?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment not too bad
A bit of cat-sitting for the ex, and on my way to meet one of my dearest friends. Enjoying a bit of the summer here in NYC before I make tracks.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment over water tracks?
their loss is our gain :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Where did the Chompy is a girl thing start then?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment becky was bored,
and drunk I think
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment allo you.
where'd you spring from? haven't seen you round these here parts before? thought you lived in /talk?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I do normally
I thought I would branch out and see how it all was over here. Hope you don't mind me! :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But I've met you and you were so delicate and all the boys said they liked you...
Ok fine, you're a boy if you want to be.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you're a trouble maker,

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment pfft
Edit: Hi Picklefairy
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment lol gazzed

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are you getting upset?
Is it that time of the month?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No no no Al
Chompy's a boy now. I think he got confused and finally admitted he was one of the girls earlier, so now it's time for him to be a boy again.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Eh?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment not at all!
welcome!
/jiggles norks.

sorry that's the custom here.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *jiggles*

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello Chompy
And why has Wormulus flounced?

I don't get on here as often as I used to.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't know why Wormulus flounced but he had very effeminate hair.
That might have been a factor in his departure.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wormulus didn't really flounce
he just didn't want his relativly unusual but not as unusual as my name to be associated with what he posts on here. He's a trainee barister and he's done some art and shit. He says he wont be back but I don't believe him.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why would B3ta cause trouble working in a coffee shop?
*confused*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment no dear, that's a Barista
I think chompy meant a Barrister - someone who works with law.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *laughs*
I know you muppet. I was trying to be funny and failed.

Fuck knows why I'm here.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I know
Why you are here, BGB. You is lovely. *big, big fluffiehs*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sometimes big fluffeihs are just not enough any more.
I need to branch out and start producing some LoLs.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *Confuses*
Relatively unusual real name or user name?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Real name,
his name is pretty unusual, however I'm the only person on google with my name.

*lap of honour*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Me too.
Although I once googled my name and found my sister, and nothing about me at all.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is she hot?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm not really in a position
as to answer that question.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ok how about this,
what percentage of your friends say that she's hot to wind you up?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment None
al doesn't have any real friends, they're all made up. Like me.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've never had that conversation with my friends
none of my friends are 13.

That said, the b3tans that have met her said she was lovely. If that helps. I would say she is an attractive girl, but I don't know if she is "hot".
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ah right
It's probably something like 'Starshine' or Moulinex Existential then.

Do I win five pounds?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No,
It's a irish first name with a yorkshire based surname.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bridget Ramsbottom?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Finnegan Simonite?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bless you.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Thank you

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment So
Ruari Grimsdale?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Paddy Tightwad?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pffft.
Oh you naughty Devil in Tights you.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hey DG
Nice sig. And best to your lovely bride.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hey cackers.
I shall pass them on. She's asleep on the couch at the mo.

You gearing up for the big move to Blighty?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment indeed
It's more than daunting. But *worth it* Yays for napping on the sofa. Hopes to see you both soonish.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hopefully, yes.
Still trying to sort childcare for this weekend. Two possibilities already scratched off, two to go.

Fucksocks.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment If you get stuck you can chuck him in my celler on the way down to London.
I'll remember to feed him when I feed the cats.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm probably going to that bash
I hope you're not weird.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He's a geordie

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ah

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Unlike Al
Who isn't.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Am too
you kaoltard
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Way aye man, newcy broon!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you're so not
you're more Southern than I am
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's so untrue
you're so southern, you even sound a bit Sarf Afrikin sometimes.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're so southern
that you drink shandy. HEAVY ON THE LEMO.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Thats IT
YOU FUCKING CUNTRAG! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! LOOK HOW UPSET YOU'VE MADE ME! LOOK! LOOK AT THIS! I'M USING BOLD NOW YOU CUNT!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT ON SATURDAY I CAN TELL YOU!!!!!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment YOU FUCKING CUNTING BASTARD AL.
I just spat coke on my laptop reading that. You utter utter cockweasal
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment When you say 'get it'
Is that in a southern, middle-class, New Barnet kind of way, or in a beer swilling, faux-geordie kind of way?

Or in a sexy way?

OH, GIVE OVER YOU GREAT BIG GIRL WHO'S TRYING TO HAVE A PERIOD.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment errrm
probably the southern middle class Barnét way.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ooh, I like the accent.
Excellent. So, wimpy slaps at 20 paces, eh? Followed by swift running away and later internet hardmanning?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was thinking we could dance around each other
shouting "Come on then!" while making sure we don't end up in a situation where we are actually forced to get close enough that blows could accidentley be exchanged.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And then gently slap each other

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment on the buttocks and bell ends.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was thinking more on the leg and the back of the head
but your way works too.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It'd be like a disgusting newton's cradle.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Best Image EVAH!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Technically I'm not
I just sound like one having lived down here for 20 odd years.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's like I went to Opposite land and got cloned and you stayed there and I came back!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment i'm going to that bash
if I start drinking when I start meeting b3tans (Thursday night, I'm preparing hard) I take no responsibility for any of my actions.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This,
I tend to get very drunk at bashes, but I'm generally a nice drunk so it's bordering on the acceptable.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think I'm a nice drunk
but I can rarely remember so I'll have to check on Saturday
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You felt everyones boobs last time
that was fun.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment now that
I remember

i'm such a tart
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Me too.
I think... quick, someone validate me!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You are a nice drunk.
I didn't get violated or anything.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment that's co you's a chap
I get all shy with boys but gimme some norks and I'm away
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No
Just nearly beaten up as you came back to where we were staying for another pint...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tru dat.
I love East London.


Actually, no I don't.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And it kind of depends on your definition of weird.
I have a, how shall we say, sometimes foppish taste in clothing. Probably to contrast against my shy, socially awkward nature when not on the internet.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment this is bad news
:(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was going to suggest
they could leave him at mine since the mrs is away that weekend, but given that he's only 13, that would be illegal.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And then you might not want to come out.
NAMED AND SHAMED!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Better tell the Daily Star
where I live.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I divvent knah
Sa aye joost poot newcastle.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment drop the "fuck trophy" off at mine thursday afternoon...
pick it up on tuesday morning...

all will be cool...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment what a charming expression

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Reminds me of Gayer.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Whatever happened to him?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I bummed him to death

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nice work
Did Bert help you?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Isn't it?
He's not mine either.

EDIT I'd almost forgotton about that. He hasn't been back has he since that incident?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nope
I don't think he was terribly welcome.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah well
He could have manned the fuck up and apologised. People were telling him to do it and then no more would be said, but his stupid 19 year old pride wouldn't let him.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think it more his
enormous 37 year old darts playing beer gut that wouldn't let him walk upstairs without wheezing.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Not after that one thread where we kicked his arse. ONLINE

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You, becky,
were brilliant
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It wasn't me
It was you and MM and ancrenne, and I believe TRL had a "quiet" word with him too.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The Americans always come in too late and take all the glory.
Typical.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment AHAHAHAHAH
!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment LOLZ

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It was a group effort
that was a lot of fun
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I didn't see it at the time
Otherwise I would have had a stern word and given him my Paddington Bear 'hard stare' online.

He would have shat marmalade sandwiches, mark my words.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment looks like I missed some online drama

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Indeed, there was dwama last year
but it was all over in a few hours.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment almost as charming as...
YOU! LOL
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh get to fuck

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment and also to you.
and your mother.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well aren't we a little ray of sunshine this evening
Fuck off.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment indeed i am...
but in the morning i will be sober.

and you will still be becky...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Which I'm more than happy being.
Seriously, you're being out of order and I'm just replying in kind.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment i'm fairly sure that my use of "fuck trophy" didn't upset DG...
cos i seem to remember DG using that very same phrase in the past. furthermore, from experience as a parent other parents seem to find it rather funny...

and really, are you in any position to criticise me for being "abrasive"?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Did I?
I honestly can't remember. But no offence taken anyhow.

But hey guys... *adopts scouse accent* calm down, calm down...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why are you taking this so personally?
I've had little to no dealings with you and yet you seem to want to make an issue of a comment I've made.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He's getting tedious
I'm bored now. Make him say the funny things again.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I can't be bothered
He clearly dislikes me for whatever reason and I'm not about to change that when I know nothing about him. Oh wait, I know he's a parent.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment becky,
i don't dislike you. however, you are abrasive and aggresive.
you have been like this at least since i first noticed your posting, howeverlongsince that has been.

if you and your pals wish to dis and abuse me then go ahead.
but i don't think i have ever actually said anything unkind about you.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment OMG!!!!!!
Get over yourself, please.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 6 exclamation marks! wow.
i am indeed honoured
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I completely agree with you
I am aggressive and abrasive. I am in real life as well. Some people you will just not get along with and that's fine by me. I do however like the person that I am and my friends and family like me, so I'll be damned if you think I'll change to fit in with your ideals.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment i'm happy for you that your family and friends like you being agressive and abrasive.
all i ask is that you don't direct it at me. it serves no purpose other than to create distance between 2 hooman beans.
;-)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You started this, lets not forget that.
I directed it at you because you were being snarky. I know in future to simply put you on ignore where you belong.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment do you want me to give you a hug???

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment OIOI!
Thank you so much for tagging that picture of me.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're more than welcome
it's a lovely picture :)

You can remove the tag though, I wont take offence.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I would never do that.
I mean, after a work of genius like that. :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What's wrong with you?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment me?
how long have you got?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Not long enough to bother with you.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's obviously quite the list.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ooh!
listen to you.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No, I meant...
Oh, whatever.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Right I'm off to bed.
It's bloody freezing and I refuse to put the heating on in June.

Goodnight.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment don't let the bugs bite...
grrr, nasty bugs!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Night!
It's probably time to put down the "don't wake me too early" catfood down and call it quits meself.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think
cigarettes and Ouzo are beckoning me.

Ta ta for a bit.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ouzo?
Did you want to go to a gay bar on Saturday?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Starts singing Electric 6

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Which ever licensed estrablishment DG walks into
THATS your gay bar.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Piss off
There's nowt wrong with Ouzo. Standard drink of Greek fishermen. Kaol even likes it which must mean...

Oh, fuck.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment kaoltarded and proud.
I'll buy you a babysham on saturday!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nee baaaabycham f' me, marra
Ah'll be drinkin good ol' fashioned BEEEOR an' nee mistake. An ' nern o' yer lager shite either.

Assuming I actually fucking get there that is
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You'll probably not.
You'll probably fall over on the way.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'll have you know
My wounds are healing quite nicely. I'm like Wolverine, me.

Even my colleagues comemnted that my eyes looked much better and that I only look tired and not 'beaten up'.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That will all change on Saturday...

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Probably
I'll no doubt fall over, lose an eye and then I'd be Cyclops instead. Which is fine with the whole shooting lasers and stuff, but it doesn't compare with Wolverine.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Don't mix ouzo with orange juice.
No matter how many times your so called friends tell you it'll taste good.

It won't.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment LUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
How are your boobies? Have you had any nice cock recently? Is everything good in Canadia?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My boobies are fine.
Canadia is good. I climbed up a waterfall and ran around woods being at one with nature yesterday.

How recent is recently? if you mean today, then no :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Boooo.
Still, at least nature is all fun.

Is it warm over there at the moment?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It has been.
It would appear that the east coast summer lasts for 2 weeks though, so I should make the most of it.

Nature IS fun!
Nature would be a lot more fun if a rather charming young man hadn't moved to Holland for summer school though.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I miss you.
*sobs*
*might be mildly drunk*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh clendrix!
What I wouldn't give to shove my face between your scrumptious norks right now.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *cries*
*sighs*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Luuuuuuuuuustyyyyy!
*sandwiches*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *jiggles*
Cor! It's been a while.

*smooshes*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment LUUUUUUSTY
Jiggles and smooshes
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This was most certainly worth coming back from the pub for.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Lets just have a mass jigglefest.
I haven't had any lady love for a while now.

Those Canadians and their unwillingness to be motorboated by someone from the internets.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment They are so uptight.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment out of sight.
*Stevie Wonders*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No, no
I'm over here.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's so wrong
you do the best motorboating of anyone on the internet. They don't know what they're missing.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *momentarily forgets current decorum*
*leaps*

Helloooooooo!

Vodka, Marmalade, Ouzo and Salt - The Esther Rantzen!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are you scared that terrible things might happen to you on Saturday?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He should be.
oh yes he should be.


BECAUSE I'M REALLY UPSET WITH HIM
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Brilliant!
*plots*
edit: *also gets upset with Tightly because Al is*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah!
YOU SEE DiT! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!

DO YOU SEE THIS!!!! DO YOU!!!!! THIS, MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!!!! ME AND CLENDERS ARE GONNA GO POSTAL ON YO ASS!!!!!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How terribly exciting!
*kicks Tightly in the nuts*
What did he do?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He was dissing my heritage.
I got mad, real mad, and I called him out on it. And so on saturday we're gonna get all nekkid and slap each others cocks and arses.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This will be the best weekend of my life.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think I called him a southerner

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It could have been worse
you could have said I had no mad waitering skillz.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I got a degree, but they're ten-a-fucking-penny.
The service industry is where it's at. I'd like to see Stephen Hawking serve a table of 12.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'd like to see him cope if he tripped over a dog
I'd be all like "yeah stevie, what's happening now, you've got broken crockery all on the floor and shit, where you at now boy?" and he'd be all "I DO no unDERstand how this SITuatiON has occured" and i'd be all "you is just out of yo depth stevie, you is not even out of the baby pool and here you is trying to swim the English Channel" and I'd like help him clear up and stuff, 'cause I ain't holding nuffin against him like.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment FUCKING YES!
*prays he dreams this tonight*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment SOUTHERN HEMISPHERIAN

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ooooooooo
too far?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Never.
My NZ chum is crap at waitressing.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment She ain't got no SkillZ

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Or visa :(

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Or Visa
Edit: Great minds
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I LOVE US

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This is terrible internet bullying.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment BAD person.
BAD BAD person.

*wets his pants laughing*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh you guys
See you in Hell Hull
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What, you're going to stick a stamp on me and deliver me late?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment NO BITCH
I'm gonna send you to yo momma's and get her to sign to say you were received safely.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The postal equivalent of
'Give me three rings'.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Not really, no.
But I will beg you all kindly to please, please not. It's really not my kind of thing.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What about if I bake something nice instead then?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I like this idea
can you do this for my stag do too!?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yes, of course.
I think Tightly will end up with mini cheese-chilli scones.
What would you like?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oooo, I don't know
I'll think about it.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment OK. It's a promise though :)

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *smacks lips*
I SAID LIPS
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *smacks Tightly*
And now I'm of to bed, my lovelies!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This is much more the sort of thing.
Just no LOLDRUGS, eh? ;)

:)

Right then folks, I am off to bed. I hope you all have dreams of me in a kilt and al and I playing conkers with our bell ends.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment BAN THIS SICK FILTH

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ABSOLUTELY!
*goes to bed, to sleep, perchance to dream*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 'Lo Lusty
Still singlehandedly corrupting Canananada land?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment In a word.
yes.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dat's ma goil!
Right I'm off to bed. This is DG signing out.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

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