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Since Wormulus has flounced, I think Chompy will find it a little lonely on here
so how about a nice OT welcome for her?
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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Hello stranger.
*waves at Chompy*
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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Ello love
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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We need more ladies on OT.
I'm running out of boobies to ogle.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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Yeah, it's a bit of a sausage fest on here sometimes
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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And not in a good way : (
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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*jiggles boobies*
So where is the lovely Chomp that we are welcoming?
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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thought I just felt the earth move
But now I realise it was anncrenne and me jiggling in unison!
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cackers negative capability, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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Good job I didn't join in.
There would have been a Tsunami in Blackpool.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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Norks a rockin'
What a lovely image
*sighs*
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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I'm here!
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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Hallo
Chompy!
Welcome! We do need more females about this place. *jiggles boobs* @ BGB, and *waves* to beckyjsbx.
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cackers negative capability, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:48,
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This is more like it.
Oestrogen full and not an armpit hair in sight.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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hello cackerlackers
long time no jiggle
*snogs*
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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*snogs and squishy hug back atcha*
How lovely to find all you beautiful B3tan women here right now! Woo.
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cackers negative capability, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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I wasn't even online when you posted this
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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How well do you cope with internet fluffehness?
I'm shit at the insults but very good at the fluffeh, the random, and homemade internet cake.
EDIT - oh, and hello :)
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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Aw hon!
You can insult her if you put your mind to it.
Go on.
Call her a tart.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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I've tried before
I thought I'd start safe with b3tans I knew and work my way up, but really, I'm just crap at it.
erm.. your ladygarden smells of elderberries
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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you can really insult me all you want
I won't take it personally for more than about 5 mins.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33,
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i might practice on you then
you somewhat malformed being
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52,
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you can do better than that,
if it's not in CAPS it doesn't count
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04,
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gimme a chance I'm learning
CUNTi feel bad now. this insulting thing really isn't me
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:05,
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ok fair enough,
you should try insulting someone who's shit, becky perhaps?
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20,
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Oi
CUNT. How very dare you?
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25,
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you fucking love me
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43,
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I find internet fluffyness sickening,
and I'm a guy becky seems to be obsessed with calling me a woman.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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Is it because you have very small breasts.
There is nothing to be ashamed off you know.
Lots of lovely girls have very small breasts.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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Lots of horrible men
have surprisingly large ones
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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That's what I've heard too.
*adopts Carry on snigger*
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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I wish I had bigger norks.
hello chompy. /jiggles.
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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Maybe I can use this "i'm a girl" angle
to get lots of faux lesbian attention,
that'll be nice
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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There's no faux lesbians on here.
Tell him Vampy.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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there are no faux lesbians here.
confused ones maybe - but no faux ones.
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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pfft
It's called Bi love
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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Bye love!
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32,
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Bye bye happiness!
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45,
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Hello Sweet Caress!
I think i'm going to keep my right to work in the UK.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51,
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And the rest of Europe, don't forget that.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:55,
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s'true
I might pop over to france and wait on some tables. Get me some SkillZ
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57,
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My c.v. is sick, innit.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:59,
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Thank God for that
I heard that in France there are literally NO WAITERS.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:03,
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Dear god, no waiters?
that's just full of wrong
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06,
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*wanders in*
All's well here, I see.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:55,
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'well'
might be overstating it.
Usual is, however, correct
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02,
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Evening lovlies
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06,
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hello flower
i'm feckin off to bed, I'm shattered. See you saturday?
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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Bugger, missed this
See you saturday lovely xx
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26,
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I don't think so.
but hey. worth a shot ey?
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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I think I remember you saying I'm a nice guy last week
that means we can be an internet couple now right?
RIGHT?
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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no dear.
I have a someone already. they'll be jealous and grouchy.
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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Oh yes, I think I told you to dump him because he likes carry on films,
god my memory is on fire tonight.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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hiya VC!
How's you, dear?
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cackers negative capability, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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goodly m'lady!
/gives massive boobsquishy hug
and you?
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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not too bad
A bit of cat-sitting for the ex, and on my way to meet one of my dearest friends. Enjoying a bit of the summer here in NYC before I make tracks.
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cackers negative capability, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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over water tracks?
their loss is our gain :)
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21,
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Where did the Chompy is a girl thing start then?
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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becky was bored,
and drunk I think
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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allo you.
where'd you spring from? haven't seen you round these here parts before? thought you lived in /talk?
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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I do normally
I thought I would branch out and see how it all was over here. Hope you don't mind me! :)
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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But I've met you and you were so delicate and all the boys said they liked you...
Ok fine, you're a boy if you want to be.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14,
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you're a trouble maker,
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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pfft
Edit: Hi Picklefairy
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23,
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lol gazzed
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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Are you getting upset?
Is it that time of the month?
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23,
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No no no Al
Chompy's a boy now. I think he got confused and finally admitted he was one of the girls earlier, so now it's time for him to be a boy again.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25,
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Eh?
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26,
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not at all!
welcome!
/jiggles norks.
sorry that's the custom here.
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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*jiggles*
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26,
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Hello Chompy
And why has Wormulus flounced?
I don't get on here as often as I used to.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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I don't know why Wormulus flounced but he had very effeminate hair.
That might have been a factor in his departure.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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Wormulus didn't really flounce
he just didn't want his relativly unusual but not as unusual as my name to be associated with what he posts on here. He's a trainee barister and he's done some art and shit. He says he wont be back but I don't believe him.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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Why would B3ta cause trouble working in a coffee shop?
*confused*
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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no dear, that's a Barista
I think chompy meant a Barrister - someone who works with law.
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14,
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*laughs*
I know you muppet. I was trying to be funny and failed.
Fuck knows why I'm here.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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I know
Why you are here, BGB. You is lovely. *big, big fluffiehs*
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cackers negative capability, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20,
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Sometimes big fluffeihs are just not enough any more.
I need to branch out and start producing some LoLs.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31,
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*Confuses*
Relatively unusual real name or user name?
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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Real name,
his name is pretty unusual, however I'm the only person on google with my name.
*lap of honour*
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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Me too.
Although I once googled my name and found my sister, and nothing about me at all.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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Is she hot?
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19,
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I'm not really in a position
as to answer that question.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23,
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ok how about this,
what percentage of your friends say that she's hot to wind you up?
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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None
al doesn't have any real friends, they're all made up. Like me.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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I've never had that conversation with my friends
none of my friends are 13.
That said, the b3tans that have met her said she was lovely. If that helps. I would say she is an attractive girl, but I don't know if she is "hot".
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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Ah right
It's probably something like 'Starshine' or Moulinex Existential then.
Do I win five pounds?
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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No,
It's a irish first name with a yorkshire based surname.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20,
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Bridget Ramsbottom?
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25,
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Finnegan Simonite?
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26,
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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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Bless you.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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Thank you
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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So
Ruari Grimsdale?
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43,
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Paddy Tightwad?
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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Pffft.
Oh you naughty Devil in Tights you.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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Hey DG
Nice sig. And best to your lovely bride.
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cackers negative capability, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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Hey cackers.
I shall pass them on. She's asleep on the couch at the mo.
You gearing up for the big move to Blighty?
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14,
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indeed
It's more than daunting. But *worth it* Yays for napping on the sofa. Hopes to see you both soonish.
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cackers negative capability, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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Hopefully, yes.
Still trying to sort childcare for this weekend. Two possibilities already scratched off, two to go.
Fucksocks.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19,
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If you get stuck you can chuck him in my celler on the way down to London.
I'll remember to feed him when I feed the cats.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21,
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I'm probably going to that bash
I hope you're not weird.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23,
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He's a geordie
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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ah
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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Unlike Al
Who isn't.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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Am too
you kaoltard
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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Way aye man, newcy broon!
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31,
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you're so not
you're more Southern than I am
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31,
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That's so untrue
you're so southern, you even sound a bit Sarf Afrikin sometimes.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33,
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You're so southern
that you drink shandy. HEAVY ON THE LEMO.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35,
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Thats IT
YOU FUCKING CUNTRAG! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! LOOK HOW UPSET YOU'VE MADE ME! LOOK! LOOK AT THIS!
I'M USING BOLD NOW YOU CUNT!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT ON SATURDAY I CAN TELL YOU!!!!!
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37,
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YOU FUCKING CUNTING BASTARD AL.
I just spat coke on my laptop reading that. You utter utter cockweasal
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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When you say 'get it'
Is that in a southern, middle-class, New Barnet kind of way, or in a beer swilling, faux-geordie kind of way?
Or in a sexy way?
OH, GIVE OVER YOU GREAT BIG GIRL WHO'S TRYING TO HAVE A PERIOD.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40,
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errrm
probably the southern middle class Barn
ét way.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45,
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Ooh, I like the accent.
Excellent. So, wimpy slaps at 20 paces, eh? Followed by swift running away and later internet hardmanning?
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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I was thinking we could dance around each other
shouting "Come on then!" while making sure we don't end up in a situation where we are actually forced to get close enough that blows could accidentley be exchanged.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52,
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And then gently slap each other
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:56,
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on the buttocks and bell ends.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57,
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I was thinking more on the leg and the back of the head
but your way works too.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:58,
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It'd be like a disgusting newton's cradle.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01,
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Best Image EVAH!
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06,
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Technically I'm not
I just sound like one having lived down here for 20 odd years.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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It's like I went to Opposite land and got cloned and you stayed there and I came back!
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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i'm going to that bash
if I start drinking when I start meeting b3tans (Thursday night, I'm preparing hard) I take no responsibility for any of my actions.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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This,
I tend to get very drunk at bashes, but I'm generally a nice drunk so it's bordering on the acceptable.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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I think I'm a nice drunk
but I can rarely remember so I'll have to check on Saturday
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41,
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You felt everyones boobs last time
that was fun.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43,
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now that
I remember
i'm such a tart
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45,
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Me too.
I think... quick, someone validate me!
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42,
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You are a nice drunk.
I didn't get violated or anything.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44,
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that's co you's a chap
I get all shy with boys but gimme some norks and I'm away
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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No
Just nearly beaten up as you came back to where we were staying for another pint...
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49,
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Tru dat.
I love East London.
Actually, no I don't.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04,
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And it kind of depends on your definition of weird.
I have a, how shall we say, sometimes foppish taste in clothing. Probably to contrast against my shy, socially awkward nature when not on the internet.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32,
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this is bad news
:(
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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I was going to suggest
they could leave him at mine since the mrs is away that weekend, but given that he's only 13, that would be illegal.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26,
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And then you might not want to come out.
NAMED AND SHAMED!
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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Better tell the Daily Star
where I live.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34,
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I divvent knah
Sa aye joost poot newcastle.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36,
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drop the "fuck trophy" off at mine thursday afternoon...
pick it up on tuesday morning...
all will be cool...
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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what a charming expression
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32,
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Reminds me of Gayer.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33,
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Whatever happened to him?
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37,
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I bummed him to death
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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Nice work
Did Bert help you?
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39,
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Isn't it?
He's not mine either.
EDIT I'd almost forgotton about that. He hasn't been back has he since that incident?
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34,
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Nope
I don't think he was terribly welcome.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36,
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Yeah well
He could have manned the fuck up and apologised. People were telling him to do it and then no more would be said, but his stupid 19 year old pride wouldn't let him.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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I think it more his
enormous 37 year old darts playing beer gut that wouldn't let him walk upstairs without wheezing.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40,
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Not after that one thread where we kicked his arse. ONLINE
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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You, becky,
were brilliant
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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It wasn't me
It was you and MM and ancrenne, and I believe TRL had a "quiet" word with him too.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39,
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The Americans always come in too late and take all the glory.
Typical.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42,
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AHAHAHAHAH
!
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43,
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LOLZ
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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It was a group effort
that was a lot of fun
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42,
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I didn't see it at the time
Otherwise I would have had a stern word and given him my Paddington Bear 'hard stare' online.
He would have shat marmalade sandwiches, mark my words.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40,
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looks like I missed some online drama
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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Indeed, there was dwama last year
but it was all over in a few hours.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:48,
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almost as charming as...
YOU! LOL
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39,
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Oh get to fuck
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40,
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and also to you.
and your mother.
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43,
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Well aren't we a little ray of sunshine this evening
Fuck off.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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indeed i am...
but in the morning i will be sober.
and you will still be becky...
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47,
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Which I'm more than happy being.
Seriously, you're being out of order and I'm just replying in kind.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49,
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i'm fairly sure that my use of "fuck trophy" didn't upset DG...
cos i seem to remember DG using that very same phrase in the past. furthermore, from experience as a parent other parents seem to find it rather funny...
and really, are you in any position to criticise me for being "abrasive"?
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01,
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Did I?
I honestly can't remember. But no offence taken anyhow.
But hey guys... *adopts scouse accent* calm down, calm down...
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06,
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Why are you taking this so personally?
I've had little to no dealings with you and yet you seem to want to make an issue of a comment I've made.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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He's getting tedious
I'm bored now. Make him say the funny things again.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12,
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I can't be bothered
He clearly dislikes me for whatever reason and I'm not about to change that when I know nothing about him. Oh wait, I know he's a parent.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:18,
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becky,
i don't dislike you. however, you are abrasive and aggresive.
you have been like this at least since i first noticed your posting, howeverlongsince that has been.
if you and your pals wish to dis and abuse me then go ahead.
but i don't think i have ever actually said anything unkind about you.
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36,
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OMG!!!!!!
Get over yourself, please.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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6 exclamation marks! wow.
i am indeed honoured
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43,
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I completely agree with you
I am aggressive and abrasive. I am in real life as well. Some people you will just not get along with and that's fine by me. I do however like the person that I am and my friends and family like me, so I'll be damned if you think I'll change to fit in with your ideals.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42,
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i'm happy for you that your family and friends like you being agressive and abrasive.
all i ask is that you don't direct it at me. it serves no purpose other than to create distance between 2 hooman beans.
;-)
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47,
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You started this, lets not forget that.
I directed it at you because you were being snarky. I know in future to simply put you on ignore where you belong.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50,
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do you want me to give you a hug???
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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OIOI!
Thank you so much for tagging that picture of me.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49,
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You're more than welcome
it's a lovely picture :)
You can remove the tag though, I wont take offence.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52,
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I would never do that.
I mean, after a work of genius like that. :)
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:58,
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What's wrong with you?
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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me?
how long have you got?
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:48,
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Not long enough to bother with you.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50,
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It's obviously quite the list.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50,
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ooh!
listen to you.
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04,
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No, I meant...
Oh, whatever.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09,
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Right I'm off to bed.
It's bloody freezing and I refuse to put the heating on in June.
Goodnight.
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big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43,
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don't let the bugs bite...
grrr, nasty bugs!
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blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44,
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Night!
It's probably time to put down the "don't wake me too early" catfood down and call it quits meself.
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47,
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I think
cigarettes and Ouzo are beckoning me.
Ta ta for a bit.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50,
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Ouzo?
Did you want to go to a gay bar on Saturday?
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51,
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Starts singing Electric 6
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53,
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Which ever licensed estrablishment DG walks into
THATS your gay bar.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54,
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Piss off
There's nowt wrong with Ouzo. Standard drink of Greek fishermen. Kaol even likes it which must mean...
Oh, fuck.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:59,
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kaoltarded and proud.
I'll buy you a babysham on saturday!
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00,
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Nee baaaabycham f' me, marra
Ah'll be drinkin good ol' fashioned BEEEOR an' nee mistake. An ' nern o' yer lager shite either.
Assuming I actually fucking get there that is
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04,
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You'll probably not.
You'll probably fall over on the way.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06,
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I'll have you know
My wounds are healing quite nicely. I'm like Wolverine, me.
Even my colleagues comemnted that my eyes looked much better and that I only look tired and not 'beaten up'.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09,
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That will all change on Saturday...
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:11,
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Probably
I'll no doubt fall over, lose an eye and then I'd be Cyclops instead. Which is fine with the whole shooting lasers and stuff, but it doesn't compare with Wolverine.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15,
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Don't mix ouzo with orange juice.
No matter how many times your so called friends tell you it'll taste good.
It won't.
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01,
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LUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
How are your boobies? Have you had any nice cock recently? Is everything good in Canadia?
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01,
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My boobies are fine.
Canadia is good. I climbed up a waterfall and ran around woods being at one with nature yesterday.
How recent is recently? if you mean today, then no :(
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04,
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Boooo.
Still, at least nature is all fun.
Is it warm over there at the moment?
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07,
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It has been.
It would appear that the east coast summer lasts for 2 weeks though, so I should make the most of it.
Nature IS fun!
Nature would be a lot more fun if a rather charming young man hadn't moved to Holland for summer school though.
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12,
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I miss you.
*sobs*
*might be mildly drunk*
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02,
Reply)
Oh clendrix!
What I wouldn't give to shove my face between your scrumptious norks right now.
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07,
Reply)
*cries*
*sighs*
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07,
Reply)
Luuuuuuuuuustyyyyy!
*sandwiches*
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08,
Reply)
*jiggles*
Cor! It's been a while.
*smooshes*
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:13,
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LUUUUUUSTY
Jiggles and smooshes
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:16,
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This was most certainly worth coming back from the pub for.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19,
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Lets just have a mass jigglefest.
I haven't had any lady love for a while now.
Those Canadians and their unwillingness to be motorboated by someone from the internets.
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21,
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They are so uptight.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23,
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out of sight.
*Stevie Wonders*
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25,
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No, no
I'm over here.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31,
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That's so wrong
you do the best motorboating of anyone on the internet. They don't know what they're missing.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27,
Reply)
*momentarily forgets current decorum*
*leaps*
Helloooooooo!
Vodka, Marmalade, Ouzo and Salt - The Esther Rantzen!
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06,
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Are you scared that terrible things might happen to you on Saturday?
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07,
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He should be.
oh yes he should be.
BECAUSE I'M REALLY UPSET WITH HIM
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08,
Reply)
Brilliant!
*plots*
edit: *also gets upset with Tightly because Al is*
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12,
Reply)
Yeah!
YOU SEE DiT! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!
DO YOU SEE THIS!!!! DO YOU!!!!! THIS, MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!!!! ME AND CLENDERS ARE GONNA GO POSTAL ON YO ASS!!!!!
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15,
Reply)
How terribly exciting!
*kicks Tightly in the nuts*
What did he do?
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:18,
Reply)
He was dissing my heritage.
I got mad, real mad, and I called him out on it. And so on saturday we're gonna get all nekkid and slap each others cocks and arses.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20,
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This will be the best weekend of my life.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22,
Reply)
I think I called him a southerner
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20,
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It could have been worse
you could have said I had no mad waitering skillz.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22,
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I got a degree, but they're ten-a-fucking-penny.
The service industry is where it's
at. I'd like to see Stephen Hawking serve a table of 12.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23,
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I'd like to see him cope if he tripped over a dog
I'd be all like "yeah stevie, what's happening now, you've got broken crockery all on the floor and shit, where you at now boy?" and he'd be all "I DO no unDERstand how this SITuatiON has occured" and i'd be all "you is just out of yo depth stevie, you is not even out of the baby pool and here you is trying to swim the English Channel" and I'd like help him clear up and stuff, 'cause I ain't holding nuffin against him like.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29,
Reply)
FUCKING YES!
*prays he dreams this tonight*
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34,
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SOUTHERN HEMISPHERIAN
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23,
Reply)
Ooooooooo
too far?
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26,
Reply)
Never.
My NZ chum is crap at waitressing.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
Reply)
She ain't got no SkillZ
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30,
Reply)
Or visa :(
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31,
Reply)
Or Visa
Edit: Great minds
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32,
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I LOVE US
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34,
Reply)
This is terrible internet bullying.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34,
Reply)
BAD person.
BAD BAD person.
*wets his pants laughing*
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33,
Reply)
Oh you guys
See you in
Hell Hull
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44,
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What, you're going to stick a stamp on me and deliver me late?
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19,
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NO BITCH
I'm gonna send you to yo momma's and get her to sign to say you were received safely.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21,
Reply)
The postal equivalent of
'Give me three rings'.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25,
Reply)
Not really, no.
But I will beg you all kindly to please, please not. It's really not my kind of thing.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21,
Reply)
What about if I bake something nice instead then?
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25,
Reply)
I like this idea
can you do this for my stag do too!?
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27,
Reply)
Yes, of course.
I think Tightly will end up with mini cheese-chilli scones.
What would you like?
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
Reply)
Oooo, I don't know
I'll think about it.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30,
Reply)
OK. It's a promise though :)
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32,
Reply)
*smacks lips*
I SAID LIPS
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:35,
Reply)
*smacks Tightly*
And now I'm of to bed, my lovelies!
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36,
Reply)
This is much more the sort of thing.
Just no LOLDRUGS, eh? ;)
:)
Right then folks, I am off to bed. I hope you all have dreams of me in a kilt and al and I playing conkers with our bell ends.
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
Reply)
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31,
Reply)
ABSOLUTELY!
*goes to bed, to sleep, perchance to dream*
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33,
Reply)
'Lo Lusty
Still singlehandedly corrupting Canananada land?
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10,
Reply)
In a word.
yes.
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15,
Reply)
Dat's ma goil!
Right I'm off to bed. This is DG signing out.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:17,
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