This morning's question
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should I buy these bitchin' hi-top Iron Maiden trainers?
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

BID WAR!
:)
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Abso-fucking-lutley.
They is all nice.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah.
So I can laugh at you.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Do you have to ask?


Can I play with badness?!
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

No.
You'll look like a sad fanboy.

Then again, yes.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

For God's sake no,
You are not 14.

Rock t-shirts are one thing but rock trainers are naff.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

that's precisely the reason
I'm so cool that I can wear things like that and get away with it.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Just because you look like Satan does not mean you look cool.
And whatever vestiges of coolness you may have will immediatley be wiped out wearing those silly trainers.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

hardly
my reservoirs of cool are so deep that a pair of trainers, no matter how silly, can't diminish them.

in fact, by wearing those trainers it means that they become cool ;-)


disclaimer: I neither think, nor care if, I am cool. although someone did literally just ask if I wanted a drink and I said "naa, I'm cool"
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

You are a little bit cool.
You have a snazzy beard, you surf and play in a band.

That's got to count for somethig
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I'm also a horrendous geek though
and a smart-ass
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Does that mean
I can wear my Donnington Monsters of Rock 1991 T-shirt to a bash?
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Yes.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I'm not sure of your motives there
*gets the fear*
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

No motives.
I'm not the Fashion Police.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

There's something very 'Bill and Ted' about them

(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:37, Reply)

definitely a good thing

( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

No.
Simply for the reason that I'm fairly sure you can get them from a Vans shop for cheaper.

(I too have a pair of Iron Maiden trainers, which were about 25 quid I think, from the Vans Shop).
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

really?
sweet

I know where I'm going during my week off next then
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Yup
Not my cup of tea but I can definately see the appeal.

I've just got my Adidas Darkhorse. They're fookin ace!
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)