Are you happy internet people? Really are you? If you could change one thing about yourselves, what would it be?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I can't help but reply
to girls on the internet.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

You are still
in belief that there are girls ONLINE?
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

You're here aren't you?

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Only for you
I follow you so your heart can never be lonely.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Awwwww
I got a warm feeling inside.

I think it's heartburn.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I'd change my eyes.
So I could see properly. And wear whatever stupid sunglasses I wanted.
And kill with a glare.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

This.
I've been almost blind for 39 years and can't do contacts. New eyes please.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a chick I would call her.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

My wages.
Seriously, though, I'm a bit of a chunker and am making some serious effort to stop being one. 3 1/2 stone so far.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

3 1/2 stone?
Good going there!
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Thankyou
another 2 1/2 to go and then I will be happy. and thin. and probably face-deep in pie.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Loose a bit of weight I suppose

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Off your tits?

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

you're a tit.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I like your tits.

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I'd quite like some money, thanks.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Smaller feet.

( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

You know what they say about people with big feet, don't you?

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

LEZ-BEENS!

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Big shoes innit?

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

No, what do they say?

( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

LEZ-BEENS!

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Pfft!
I have known plenty of lez-beens with small feet.


*blows that theory right out of the water*
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

LEZ-BEENS!


LEZ-BEENS!



LEZ-BEENS!


*gets all over excited*
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Calm down Al.
Take your Ritalin.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

LEZ-BEENS!


*rocks gently*
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

HaHa
Al is no good at French. Can't even spell Les Biens. Pfft.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Teehee!
You said 'blow' when referring to lesbians!
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Perhaps
We could invent a foot homogenizer. My wife has stupidly small feet (2) and she could do with bigger ones so her tits don't drag her over when she runs.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I would like a little more get-up-and-go
So I'd stop putting off all those little jobs around the house.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

$$$
Money please. In fact loads of materialistic stuff.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I want to lose weight and meet more people
But I love sitting in front of the TV eating chocolate.

It's a problem.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

to those who say they'd like to lose weight, would you kill me if I said I wanted to gain some?
I'm sick of people picking up my wrists and calling me anorexic just cos I'm thinner then they are. They don't see how much I eat.

Other then that - I'm pretty happy.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Oh my gods, if you're thin then you're clearly anorexic
you're a girl on the internet who doesn't have a weight problem that involves spilling from one seat to the next, so you're clearly anorexic.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I know right?
god I'll just have to puke up that enourmous fattening meal I just had for dinner and not eat ANYTHING, for like, a month, just to make up for it. And go to the gym every single day for a bazillion hours to exercise any excess carbs and fats.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Oh, you are anorexic
carry on.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

nah can't be fucked.
/stuffs face with chocolate and fruit and juice.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Okay, Okay, we get the idea.
Skinny minx.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I would like some mad SkillZ

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

You've got them baby
in SPADES
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

My skillz are madder
than Stevie Hawkings.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

grudgingly I admit this to be true.
All hail him.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

YES!
In your FACE internets.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I just realised that
I could have made reference to the fact that I do in fact have a number of spades.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I'm pretty happy
I'd like an improved work ethic and concentration span to be honest.

and to be better on the guitar. and at surfing.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I'ld like some motivation, and to lose some weight.
I'm very good at doing what I do, but I'm not very motivated, money just doesn't do it for me.

I donno, maybe if I had a special gal or something, it would give me that push I need.

But I can't have too much of a push, it can go the wrong way.

Ohh, and I'ld quite like not to be LOLMENTAL.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I'd like to tone up a bit
And be awesome on the drums please.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)