Today's biscuit
was a Go Ahead Citrus slice.

Very nice. I may now eat my pepparami.

I don't need a poo yet. I may need a wee soon as I've had two cups of tea.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

One boy, one cu...

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I've had a poo.
It wasn't a very good one. Might try again later.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Eat some Kale
I ate a lot at the weekend. It did wonders for my digestive tract.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I used to eat Bran Flakes every morning
Done absolute wonders for my digestive system.

Now I cannot fathom getting out of bed just 15 minutes earlier to prepare such a cereal. It is a false economy - healthy bowels more than make up for those 15 minutes of time. It's got to stop.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Sounds like it has stopped

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

It took you 15 minutes to pour some bran flakes into a bowl and add milk to it?
what's wrong with you?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I'm guessing... spakker

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Big bowl.

(Ethelred is currently sick. MOAR SYMPATHIES PWEASE, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

How dare you question my Bran Flake expertise
1) The ice cold milk has to have time to make the Bran Flakes soggy
2) I need a Cup of Tea after the cereal. This cannot be drunk at the same time as tea is HOT and Bran Flakes are COLD. It just can't be done.

So all in all, it takes about 15 minutes from getting the 'Flakes from the Cupboard. Give a nigger a break.

Oh yes and big bowl.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I can't keep up with this pace of life.
Today I am mostly listening to Anthrax and arsing around.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I had beans on brown toast for breakfast
I would give my morning poo 6/10.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

And in other news....
I've just had a wee. It was a really big one and took ages. However, it was very satisfying and I had to steel myself to stop shaking my knob cos it's the wrong day and it isn't 4 o'cock.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)