I've got to get the back of house repointed at some point soon
fuck me it's expensive
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

*puts Vipros on suicide watch*

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

*puts Cledrix on Spring Watch*

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

*watches Clendrix Spring*

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

This is unlikely to happen.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

What's that?
Is that that programme with that mentaller?
Brilliant.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Bill Oddie?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Oh yeh, him.
Isn't he proper nuts?
Or am I getting him mixed up with that other bloke...erm...oh yeh, Kaol.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Yeah, he's got
Some kind of depression, and I also think he's a werewolf.
Kaol is a charming, handsome and witty young man, with no mentalness, and who you are in love with.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Internet lies
make me feel all happy.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah,
The werewolf thing isn't 100% true...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

KFC is cheaper.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

He didn't want KFC
he wanted Maccy D's. Hence the suicidyness.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Wanting a Maccy D's would make me think twice about life.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

I'll do it for you!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I'm trained,
Y'know!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Trained in pointing?
Are you a prize dolly from The Price is Right?
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Shhh!
I didn't say WHAT I was trained in.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

I'm not going to fuck you.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

you are

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

[Obvious question]
[Terrible pandering]
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Has your vagina
healed over?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Chris Packham!
Christ, that took me far too long.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

What?

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Springwatch freak.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)