After Vipros' excellent suggestion that bacon should be impregnated with caffine...

...thus providing a stimulating and tasty breakfast treat.

What food combinations would you like to see?
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

ym

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

try and make some effort
YM and whipped cream for example
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

ym and yd
In a sandwich
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Wouldn't taste so great

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Drugs and prostitutes.
Hmmm...

Crack Whores!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I think Big Macs should be combined with cyanide

Not that I'm flippant or anything.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

But they are already so deadly!

I'd like to combine all soy products with AIDS cat jizz
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Much better idea

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

That's no good, you'd have almond tasting burgers
go for arsenic, no spoiling of taste
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

You can keep yer caffeine bacon...
...get a load of THIS!
(thatblokeoverthere is remembering the good times with his brother, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Me and my mate have joked about a secret steak sauce (erm for steak)
Fry your one steak as normal, I like mine rare. Also the usual chips, little bit of salad, mushrooms etc.

The SPECIAL SECRET STEAK SAUCE is:

1 steak. Blended finely with mild pepper sauce and perhaps a small onion.

Pour this upon your main steak and chips.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Dark chocolate with a milk chocolate centre

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Lamb-burger
With fluffy bunny and little kitteh sauce. Just so I can eat and be evil. No effort required.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I'd like to see an appley pastry-ee combo right about now
although that's not new

how about orangey coffee?
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I drink green tea with orange
It tastes like hot orangey goodness.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I thought you were a Geordie,
not a ponce?
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)