OMG, like whatever happened to OT being the fluffeh part of b3ta? You're all terrible bullies and should be ashamed.
Especially Al and Clendrix. Spiteful spiteful wronguns.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I'm nice to everyone who's not shit,
sorry let me rephrase that
I'm not nice to anyone.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I feel dreadful myself
I can't believe I read that whole fucking thread. I was ready to top myself by the end.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I think it's been deleted now,
which is probably for the best.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

it has been.

(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

For shame

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

that was the best lurk i have had in ages

(clendrix, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Hi lurker.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Don't bother it's probably a dude.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

That's what we thought about you
look how wrong we were.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Everyone can tell how wrong you are.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I'll put this to the floor
Mr K, is Chompy a sexy lady?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

No.
She's a lady that looks a lot like a man :(
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

A very sexy man

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

A kind of retarded half breed man.

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Sure...
Although if glasses and smoking did it for me, I'd fuck myself.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Hey, it's 50/50.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

That's how I feel.

(clendrix, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Hello Lurker
Animal, mineral or cabbage?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

All three, please!

(clendrix, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Hi

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Going out
in a blaze of glory by crashing your Honda Accord into a Burger King drive through?
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Indeed...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I'm still flying the flag for love,
Understanding and compassion.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Here, have a picture of a puppy.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Aww
Strangely, this is *exactly* how I picture you in real life, Gonz
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

He looks more like the dress-and-sandals bit in the backgound.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

That's pretty much how I do look, I'm a real sweetie pie.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Is it a helium filled puppy?
Looks like you're having to push it down to keep it on the ground!
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Yeah', his barks were so cute.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I only come over here when there's naughtiness to be had.
/talk is my usual refuge from the fluff stuff and dull fucking kaoltards.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Throws Clendrix at fluff til she sticks

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

t
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Eww...it's all in the fluff now
that'll never wash out.

I'm not sure I want sicky fluff.

On an entirely unrelated note, I have just shaken an inordinate amount of crap out of my keyboard.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Heyyyyyy, I was nice about it
in a stern "tell him to get some professional help and/or get his family involved and then back away" kind of way.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

You were fine dude ( + lots of other people were too)
I think Bex was referring to a certain noisy minority.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

There was an awful lot of stuff going on off-thread.
It's always good to remember that none of us has all the facts to hand.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

And that the information given was very short coming

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

EDIT
the place for things like that is with people you know, as in, actually know, meeting, sharing meaningful time, rather than just words on a screen, and with professional counsellors and not on a comedy website. Big cocks and dripping fannies and stuff.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

That sounded awfully like serious words there Al
You feeling ok?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

sorry I shall edit it to make it better

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Phew, you had me worried then

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

This is true, cheers Clendrix
I've cheered up now. Wasn't my fight to start with.
No hard feelings, Al?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Al
ALWAYS has "hard feelings".
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

He told me
that was his wallet and it just had a LOT of loose change jangling around.

I feel soiled.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Nope,
That noise was the loops of barbed wire knocking together.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Ah
Oh dear.

Well they do say it's good to be paranoid in case they are actually following you, so I can only imagine you speak the truth.

Oh well, no great loss.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

yeah, i'm a hero
but where's my parade?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

There's a group of tramps wandering through the park outside.
I'll get them to chant your name.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Are they looking for me again?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

They wondered why you'd left them

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

They've gotta learn to function without me there to rule them.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

They're homeless, give them a break

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I tried that.
Got arrested for assault.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

That would make me feel special
or spesh-hull
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I'm always nice.
I try to sicken people with my niceness.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

You're just upset
because you missed all the fun.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Damn right
I fall asleep at the most inopportune moments :(
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Don't worry.
Al is used to hearing that.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Don't I know it
Last weekend, I had just found the new Bravissimo catalogue when, *boof* out like a light until morning.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

So true
He loves it though really
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

It's the heartbreaking toll
of unemployment.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

For shame

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Here anything back from those interviews?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Email yesterday to say they'd let me know in a few days as they're still interviewing people

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

That's a good sign,
at least they haven't forgotten who you are.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

They couldn't.
One place has though. They promised they'd call 2 weeks ago. Cunts
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I fucking hate that,
The job I've got now had 26 days between application and interview. So you never know.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

What?
al's willy is unemployed?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Not recently.
*smugs*

*realises wanking isn't something to be proud of*
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

there's nowt wrong with a drop of *gentleman's cocoa*
'tis the stuff we're made of ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I've mentioned before that I am an equal opportunities bastard
everyone gets some, no matter their situation
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Shirley there's only one person at fault here,
bit selfish of them wasn't it?
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

you're right
you are a bastard and I can't believe that you caused that to happen
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Not me,
You cheddar-wizard.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

who are you calling Shirley?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Not you.
Sorry :(.
She started it.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

What the hell are you on about?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

"Don't call me Shirley"
was a line from Police Squad, or Airplane, or something with Leslie Nielson in it.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I know :)
I was wondering what colonel was on about
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Shirley, not you :)
You seemed very aggressive :S
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Oh bugger off

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Good use of the word 'bugger.'

(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Ooof.
Shot through the heart.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

she shoots,she scores

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

I think he was saying that it was all hair things fault.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Spot on.
Well and yours.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

ha ha,
screw you,
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

;)
kiss kiss.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I did start it,
I was however nice to VC, not her fault and she shouldn't have had to deal with it.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Haha I wasn't insinuating that you did, as I said there's only one person to blame.
You probably did tho, I noticed you're like that.

Yea, VC's too kind for her own good.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Her post said something like don't do what you're about to do,
and I asked if he was going to McDonalds.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I'm glad
that I didn't see the badness.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

glad
jealous
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Hahah
possibly a little bit. Just in a rubberneck way. But in general my soul is grateful that it did not get smoked like a kipper by the fumes of misery. Or something.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

"smoked like a kipper by the fumes of misery"
Is awesome.
I like it rather a lot.
Is that your own, or a quote?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

it just came out
right there and then!
I like it too. I've been inventing things all day. Well words and phrases, not things.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Well, I'm stealing it.
So well done!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Proud
as a very proud person.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Well, I've been having a spiffing day.
So what's been going on here?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

The usual.
Shit jokes, terrible bullying, suicide and fast food.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Top day!
Covered all the bases there.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Shit jokes, terrible bullying, suicide and fast food.
For a moment there I thought I was drowning.
Well, they say your life flashes before you.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Erm 100 yay!
Kind of
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I was trying to keep up with this on my phone
and I genuinely am upset.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:28, Reply)

What did I miss?
Curse having a job.

I want to be unemployed again so I can spend all day here talking shite.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

A lot of nastiness.

( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)

I don't think there was that much nastiness
This is b3ta. People make jokes.

Noone said 'I'm glad' or 'Go for it', just gags making light of the situation.

And if we can make light of child abduction and rape, I don't think suicide is off the table.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

I don't know - I'm devastated that a friend of mine was pushed to do something like this
and while this may have clouded my judgement especially as I still feel like I could have done something to stop him, I am still upset.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)

I feel for you, honestly
It's a massive shame VC deleted the thread because it was both touching and hilarious. This place is fluffy and acerbic in almost equal measure, and that thread was a great example of that.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)

I was trying to work out what was going on
reading on my phone and then the thread got too big for my phone to display it - fuck, this is horrible. No one should have to go through this, especially as it came completely out of the blue - not to mention no one should feel it's their only solution. I, for one, will miss him immensely if this is the case.

EDIT: I know nothing more than any of you, and apologise if I've implied I do.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:10, Reply)