The procrastinator's dream
At work, I've been given the assignment of implementing a system that automatically keeps track of what we've been working on, how long it's been taking us to do each task, and when we arrive/leave the office. Being a seeker of procrastination, the temptations for adding a backdoor are endless. Sadly, there's just one fatal flaw in this plan - I don't get an Internet on my desk.

So what are your ideas for covering up procrastination at work? And what fatal flaws do they have?
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

The fatal flaw
are the SATs exams.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Usually something like this...
Boss: We haven't done enough hours for X this month. We need to get these up
Me: OK, I'll inflate a few bits in the logs

....a few weeks later....

Boss: How have you spent so long on things for X?! They haven't payed yet!
Me: !!!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:15, Reply)