What was the last text you sent and received?
Sent: What's up grumpyface?
Received: I love you too flangelina
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Sent:
No, I want the last piece, and you shall have to deal with that fact, Lord Shitface.

Received: Definitely! Let me know. X
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Last piece of what?

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Wouldn't you like to know?

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Hurrah!

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Hmm
Sent: I hear you're working hard this evening... Enjoy! x

Received: Ooh yes ok! Be grumpy with them - we want lobster! Xx
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Sent:
I'm thinking of going for a midweek curry. Fancy it?

Received: Sorry man we're at a wedding in madsville, notts. Great plan tho. I'm surrounded by strangers, would love a curry right now.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I would love a curry right now,
too!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

sent: speaking from experience?
recieved: red raw
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Your cock?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I was replying to this
if you are being raped by a pikey don't scream, it just makes them go faster
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

haha
sent: sure I can help you with the boys
recieved: I'm trying to make some money

lolol
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Niiiiice :)

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Sent: oh I dunno... ;-)
Received: you're more a lady than a lager lout
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)

received
they said a flower couldn't signify love, the Rose managedit. They said a plant couldn't survive without water, the Cactus managed it. They said a Vegetable couldn't read text messages....Well done! I'm sooo proud of you my little cabbage!

Sent: Hahaha thanks! how are you miss?
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

The cabbage one is class.
*steals*
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

don't worry
busy forwarding it myself!
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Saved it in my phone for later.
FYI - Just gazzed you about something else.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Yes, I am a complete an utter arse
For which I apologise. T'was a very shitty text I sent considering you made the call that did it. At the very least, I am owing you a lot of beer, and some pretty massive apologies.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

I suggest
You start with the pretty massive apologies to a few people and go from there.
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Oh, I will
I will. You are one of the ones I owe them to. I just need to work out what to say to people.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Received: Your computer is fully up and running. Don't worry about milk just the spaghetti will do
Sent: Holy shit, work HASN'T blocked b3ta!
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Recieved: how's your face
Sent: It's now clean took two showers and a vigorus face scrub.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Dull ones
Sent: Night xx
Received: Voicemail has 1 new message(s). Please dial 121
( le brian ..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Hmmm
Sent: 46

Received: Too young. Do they know how?
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I am intrigued.
Do explain.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Surprise. Just found out another friend died.
He was only 46, and we don't know yet the causes until after the autopsy. Bloody great fisherman, too!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Oh, I'm so sorry :(
*hugs*
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

From Bro:
Received - Cool! You'll have your own sketch show on BBC3 soon...
Sent - Fuck, I'm much better than that...

*rates self*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Sent: It's the newest
Received: How many gas masks do you own now?
(himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Sent: I really should stop trying.
Received: Good good :-)


They weren't in connection to each other.
It looks like whoever sent me the text wants me to give up.
I don't think they do.
I dunno.
Eep.
Shush.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Don't do it!
Don't go to MaccyD's!
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

But...but...
I can't take it any more!

The milkshake!
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

eh
received: "what a thought its 2 hard 2 sleep with that in my mind. Want you here *****[censored]***** mmm xxx"

sent: "VLC works a treat, ta"


They were unrelated.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Not fascinating
Sent: 'Oh go on go on go on'

Recieved: 'No, I really can't'


(Tennis tomorrow)
(MatJ finally got bored of hedonism, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:58, Reply)

Sent: 8pm, R. Xing
Received: OK

Brevity is good.
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:35, Reply)