My rat snake
(His name is Strangles) is looking at me like he knows something I don't.

What do you know, snakey?

Hmm.

Maybe upon reflection, he's just looking at me and I've been working too hard recently?
(Miraclefish was employed for his good with words, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Nice name
but your spiders's name is better.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Ahh
Ultimate Deathspider 3000.

I have two new Emperor Scorpions - they need names. One is fighty as fuck. I was gonna call him Angry.

Anyone got anything better?

Hey, do I still owe you a pic of the snake? I have one on my phone, I think...
(Miraclefish was employed for his good with words, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

ffs you offtopicers never stop do you.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

One of us now Chompy
one of us
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

To be honest..
I think just calling it Emperor Scorpion is rather good. Especially if you can construct some kind of rudimentary scorpion throne
(Tedium {Insert witticism here}, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Call one snappy and the other bitey
You'll entertain the vet if they need treatment.

Yeah, I couldn't remember who it was who owed me a pic.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Can I host a picture on here?
Or do I need to use some sort of Photo Bucket?

Mister Snips was my first scorp, bless his soul, so I don't want a name that might diminish my memory of him.
(Miraclefish was employed for his good with words, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

You can use photobucket or flickr or b3tards
I've never owned one, but was snapped at by one who came in for treatment earlier this year and it fucking hurt.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Strangles
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Et

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(Miraclefish was employed for his good with words, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Blimey, I thought it was going to be a tiny one
but I bet they all say that ,) Gorgeous snakey
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Well....
He is a six-footer...

That's real feet, not man-feet btw.
(Miraclefish was employed for his good with words, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

True, I was thinking he'd be a 4 footer for some reason

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Well, two thirds of him is.
So you're sorta right...

Any names for the snippy things?
(Miraclefish was employed for his good with words, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Yeah, I said up there, snappy and bitey
very apt for the wee beasties
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)

Hmm nice idea
But they have no teeth and no jaws, so they neither snap nor bite...
(Miraclefish was employed for his good with words, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Obviously you haven't been snapped at enough with their pincers
stingy and snappy the magnificent
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:35, Reply)