Embarrassing Illnesses
There's a lady on the telly with a really hairy 'anal region'. What's wrong with you, freak?
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Ooh I forgot that's on, I was watching dodgeball

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

It's not you with the hairy hole, is it?
You seem like such a nice lady.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Certainly not, I keep my hole clean and fresh and free from stragglers

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

*notes*
Good to know.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

And that is why I turned off C4 after Hugh

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

fucking hell
OT moves fast these days
( mictoboy, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

It's the happening place to be doncha know
It'll be dead on Saturday
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I dunno about that
I'm already down one attendee! :(
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Who?

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Did they go to KFC?

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Or Mcdonalds?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

OMG SUICIDE.
IN MY ACCORD.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I don't know!
I AM FEELING INVALID.

Still, all the best people are still coming! :)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

OMG, you don't even know who it was
THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU CAAAAAAARE
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Is it Al?
*hopes*
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Are you sure there's someone missing? Looks the same to me as it did before
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I CARE MAN
I CARE BEAR CARE!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

It was me
sorry :(

first house sale was on, now its off, then my car died this morning.
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

FUCKING SPLITTER

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

yup
I know, im having a bit of a wonky month
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

We're never going to see you again, are we?

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

yes
as soon as I get into my house instead of living in buttfuck nowheresville I will actually have access to publice transport and will definately be up for bashes!

(plus im contractually obliged to turn up for Vampyrecats bash)
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I've seen publice.
I've been in some well dodgy bars, innit.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

fiddlesticks!
can't be arsed to edit.

I have managed to attend 3 so far
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

hahaha!
well im just getting you used to it, you are getting married :)
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

MFOTFABL
Too true, sir.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

MFOTFABL?
my football of time finished a blown last?
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Move Foot On The Floor A Bit Laughing

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

ahhh
internet slang is a lost world to me
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

My tellybox has just crapped out :(

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

:(
Would you like me to re-enact it via the medium of dance?
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

yes please :(

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

*does a dance
that portrays the story of a man who has a skin infection on his scalp that makes his skin pus everywhere, but it too pig bloody ignorant to go the doctors*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Ooh, is it green and slimey and covered in gook?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Covered in indigenous vietnamese?
No, it looked like his hair folicles were ejaculating.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

randomly
or when he poked it?
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

When poked, I believe.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

What's happening now?
tellybox is updating and it's taking ages
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Ad break.
A Chinese man is catching fish with a Heron, obviously a metaphor for financial services.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Got it working again, no idea of why it crapped out
cheers for the updates. EWWWWWWWWWw I can see her crack
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

It looks like a forest between her cheeks.
At yet still they insist on pulling them apart.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I don't understand
these people who feel they can't go to the doctor because they are shy to say they've got three fannys, but they van go on the telly!
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Van Go?
The artist?
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Exactly what I was just thinking...
WHY NOT JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, OOZY HEAD MAN?
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Quite
'Oh having ten tits has been a problem for years. Thank god there is a TV program so I can show the them to millions, I'd be far to embarrassed to go to the doctor'
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Would having 10 tits
technically be a problem?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

expensive
to buy bra's i would imagine
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

True, unless you could buy loads of cheap ones and somehow turn them into a
chain bra arrangement...

*ponders*
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Arrangements
Is this ten bra's in 360 degrees fashion, or five pairs one on top of the other?

hmmm...
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

They get fancy treatments through private healthcare on the tv

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

for free

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

That's true
totally worth it if your teeth are shit.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Not so much if your knob's about to rot off though

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

They
deserve to have their knob rot off for not going to the doctor.

Just like this bloody woman with the manky feet. Oh I'll stand in some piss but I'll not go to the doctor.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

what? Standing in piss as a cure or to get it started?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

To cure it!
Her friend told her to do that!

Another told her to tie a banana skin to her feet!
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Dear god, odd woman
why not just google it, decide it's cancer and see a doctor?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Oh and
loving the term 'uniboob"
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I think this ladies main problem is that she looks like Rod Hull.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Just a thought
the woman with the hairy arse, how did she know? I don't spend time looking at my arse hair.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

I do
I would have told you.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Do I
have an hairy Al?

*edit* hairy arse Al?
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

You're Al is pretty hairy
certainly on the face and legs, not so much on the back.

Your arse on the other hand is silky smooth.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I have to get a bloody laptop.
I'm stuck in the spare room upstairs on the pooter and missing the hairy arse women.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Has to be done BGB
In the past I remember posting her from my phone while watching the TV in the bath!
The way to live.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I post from my phone periodically at work.
And read gazzes. O2 are doing well out of me in data charges...
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Mr Bin
has just wandered in and wondered how 'they can make prime time TV of staring up some woman's bung-hole for half an hour'.


How did she shave her arse?
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Hee :) "bunghole".
Does she need TP for it or does the hair do the job?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Oh and
Doctor Pixie?

Doctor Fucking Pixie!
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

pixie
I suspect its the name she tried to get people (and failed) to call her at uni
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

It may have been
the name her parents gave her.
Stupid name.

'Hi I'm Doctor Pixie, show me your hairy bung-hole'
'Fuck off and get me a Doctor with a proper name'.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

I've noticed that there is a lot of women and girls called Pixie around.
Some parents should be shot.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Oh tell me about it.
I'm going to have Nokia in my class next year!
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

*facepalms*
And that's the first time I've ever done an internet facepalm.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I have also
taught a child called Armani.

And then there are the parents who can't spell:
Konna
Shervorn
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Nokia is an actual Finnish name though.
*may contain traces of utter falsehood*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Oi, I like her
she seems like a nice doctor to have. Much nicer than the choice of three cunts I have at my local surgery
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I like her
she's just got a dumb ass name.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)