Just curious
How many of you would date a b3tan?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Depends who it was
But yes, I would.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

No.
Though not for lack of trying.
But no.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I only date B3tans now.
When I run out of male B3tans then I shall date female B3tans.

When I run out of females then I shall date /talk members.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I saw your request the other day.
I'm sorry I don't fulfill your criteria.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

It's ok.
There's only one criteria you don't fill : )
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

'Fill'?
'Criteria'?
'The'?

I'm in!
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

nope. if anybody is "In"...
it'll be me. Bugger off. BGB - aside from not fulfilling that one criteria - I don't want to be mean to my lovely b3tan. So will have to say no. even when I'm 18 - i'll still have to say no.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I was thinking more of 35 than 18 *laughs*

( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

ahahah I'm hoping to be still taken by then..

(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

nice reference
*salutes*
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Makes no real difference to me
So long as they're well hung.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

What, like you?
Seriously?


*pfft*
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

No stupid, was merely a ponderance since if you halve INTERNET LIES and OMG GIRL ON THE INTERNET
what you actually end up with is stories and pictures by someone who is willing to reveal the worst side of themselves. And yet people want to date them.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Curious now
Is this aimed at someone specifically?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Not anymore
I've sworn off b3tan dating now
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I like to know people's worst side before I date them and not after.
No surprises then.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

...
No comment.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Yes. Would.

(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Yes

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

*Shrugs*
Perhaps, if they'd have me. Which is a pretty big if.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

If?
More like a major impossibility. Who the fuck would want you?
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I don't even know who you are, so get to fuck, you slimy little cuntsmear.

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

woah calm down now both of you.
seriously - just chill. I don't care who's being a bitch and who's not - just chill.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Sorry VC, just haven't had my morning coffee yet
Another one for the ignore list I think.

/Edit

Have I just been virtually handbagged by the b3tan ladies lynchmob?
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

fucking RESULT

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Can a lady please reply here.
I would hate to be the only person that gets insulted.

Edit - what a surprise.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

steps up
Edit: Oh noes, has piston got me on ignore?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Not you, you're actually quite funny
If somewhat harsh on occasion.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Get to fuck clungemonkey

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Has he ignored me yet
or is he too busy trying to get an internet lesbian to like him. Oh, my mistake, now all the boys are flocking, suddenly not a lesbian any more. But make sure it's not taken off the profile. Otherwise boys might stop flocking.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Giggles like the non lesbo that she is

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Cheese -
you don't know the first thing about me. Kindly get your coat.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Anyone who, like me, has read this board over the last few months
knows pretty much every single thing about you.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

not really - you can know things about them and not know them at all.
anyway, I'm not going to get into this with you.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

You forget you moron.
We all tell lies on the internet.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I don't.

( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Do you really think everything she's posted has been a lie?

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I was being sarcastic.
*rolls eyes*
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

How was that being sarcastic?
I'm saying the VC has posted pretty much everything that's happened in her life, so do you think they were lies or don't you? Is she in fact an elaborate troll?

I would find it all much funnier if she were.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I'm not going to argue with you anymore.
You seem to be thick.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I seem thick?
I asked a perfectly reasonable question. What, in your earlier post

"You forget you moron.
We all tell lies on the internet."

could posssilbly be construed as sarcastic?

I really want to know, becuase I can't see anything there that could be sarcastic, and i'm slightly concerned that, yes, maybe I am being thick. But please explain why?
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Point proven.

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I don't think that was harsh

( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I think it was fairly accurate

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

and you'd be right

( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

No
Hahahaha.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Saucer of MILK?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

No, Malk
with Vitamin R...
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Keep it

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Aw :(
It's good for bones.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

unlike hammers

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Aww, was that a little mean?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

No
I was packing stuff for a short while.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

My mistake, I thought I'd offended you there.
Proffers vitamin D of peace
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Yes
I would.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Maybe I would
once I've met you.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Erm...
Hello?
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

You don't count, you already ensnared one

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

That's true
And we were together before we were B3ta people.

However, in answer to your original question, and if I were single... then yes, I'd consider it although the long distance that would potentially be involved could complicate things, since many b3ta types seem to be concentrated in the south.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

it does indeed complicate things..

(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

*yawns*

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

would
I'm trying my damndest as well.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Oooh, who's the lucky lady?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

PsychoChomp

(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Nice
She's got bollocks too though, but shhh, don't tell him
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

*taps nose*
wouldn't you like to know.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Well if
some of your messages over the last year are anything to go by, it doesn't exactly take Sherlock Holmes to work it out.
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Have

(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I would.

(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I would
If I was single - there are some lovely ladies around these parts.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Wood
I meant, would.

If any of them managed to catch me in the picosecond between continual relationships when I am actually single, that is...
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

possibly
the question is, would a b3tan date me?
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Yeah.
Sure.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

you're taken
damn you
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

you have a beard, right?
Sure. I could never turn down a beard.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Oi!
I saw him first, he's mine!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

you had your chance
and you claim not to remember grabbing me by the beard and snogging me
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Ah...
Doesn't that count as laying claim?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

not if you don't remember it
you devious temptress
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Maybe I do...
Maybe I don't...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

changing your tune now
now there's some other interest.

brazen hussy
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Yeah.
I like to change my tune.
I'll get you to play me like a flute.
Hmmm...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

no matter how much you beg
I'm never going to purse my lips and blow across your hole while fingering your buttons
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

You say that now,
But you'll change your mind, one day, and I'll be there.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

beard knee trembler in the alley behind the pub.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

?
beard knee trembler in the alley behind the pub a cock.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I would
if I was feeling a bit gay.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I would
but then I'm incredibly desperate.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Way to sell yourself there...

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

honesty is the best policy
except when it's not
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Heheh
I'm not entirely serious. I mean, yes, it's been too long, and there's many bright ladies round here, but I'm not a long distance relationship kind of guy.

So I probably meant 'no'.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Probably
At least I wouldn't have to censor my sicker jokes.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Most probably (if I were single)...
...though at this point I doubt any B3TAn would consider me. No-one knows what I look like, y'see, but that will prob change after the B3TA bash I've signed up for next month. Knowing what I look like, that is - I can't vouch for any change in fanciability.

Besides, my options are more limited than most :)
(thatblokeoverthere is remembering the good times with his brother, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Tall skinhead, beefy, but not fat
Am I right?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Very close lol...
...you're goood :)

Not shaved on top, but always very short. And I have a beard.
(thatblokeoverthere is remembering the good times with his brother, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

good man
I'm pleased to note that there are quite a number of beard-wearing gentlemen on b3ta.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

You wear bears?
OH MY
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

what on earth are you talking about woman?
*whistles nonchalantly*
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Post editing ninja!!

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Please note
that I also *whistled nonchalantly* 2 minutes prior to this.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I wondered what put it in my head

( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

In your head and in your dreams
Thats where I am xoxox
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

that was you last night?
you beat up the singer from my band you swine
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

To be rockstar is my calling
There was no other way, sorry.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Bear-wearing gentlemen
Would be FUCKING AWESOME.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Heheheh...
...I'm butch, but I'm not that butch :)
(thatblokeoverthere is remembering the good times with his brother, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Ooh a beardy gay. I think I read a post where you described yourself once, I'm not actually sitting outside your place of work right now
Oh noes.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I already am

Though I started dating her before she became a b3tan, so I don't know whether that counts.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

No.
Wife would cut me bollox off. And rightly so.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I'm not prejudiced
I would date anyone that fulfilled my criteria, regardless of where they chatted drivel!
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I don't know
Part of me wants to (pffft!)

But on the other hand, people off the internet scare me!

Haha.

So, any single female b3tans in the Manchester/Macclesfield area?
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

*whistles nonchalantly*

(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

You're right.
People off the internet have body parts in their freezers don't they.
Mind you, in Macc, didn't you have thet murderer camping in your woods the other week?
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Yup
there's some pretty decent woodland up here.

There are a few 'secret' MOD arms stores around as well (2 that I know of)

I think the IRA used Macclesfield Forest to stash stuff back in the earlry 80s
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

*buys spade*
Let's go digging!
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I could show you
where one of the armourys is but it involves a bit of a drive and its a bitch to get too.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

you're him!
you're the murderer off The Woods
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

could be :0)
I also know (as a friend is involved in this) on a 'peace keeping mission' which is/was an elaborate ruse to secure and recover a large amount of weapons-grade readioactive material from a small, unstable nation.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I know where there's one
but it's flooded.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

It's in them thar hills!
One of the great things about living in the countryside when I was a nipper was the virtually unlimited freedom to do what we want and pretty go wherever we want. Consequently we spent hours exploring the hills, woods etc. This is were we found the bunker, confirmed as an arms dump (and still in use as far as I know)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

growing up in the city
was just as rich an experience.
When I was a kid I saw a smack-head do a poo on the stairs of the flats we lived in.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Yep!
I think we did. If it wasn't in Macc, it was pretty close.

I must admit, I've met a few b3tans, and they mostly aren't that scary!
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I've got a moldy 4-man tent
can I come along?
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

If I wasn't getting married (to a b3tan, but it doesn't really count because we didn't meet here)
then yes, I would. B3ta is like my back up plan. *leers*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Oh you slut
We're just your back up plan in case it all goes pear shaped. Sad face.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

NEVAR!
I LIKE TOTALLY LOVE YOU GUYS AND MAYBE I WILL BECOME A MORMON SO I CAN MARRY ALL OF YOUSE.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Seems like the sensible option.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

pfft, I'll never believe anything you say ever eva again.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

you say 'youse'
..like I do. It's hard to know how to spell it. Should it be phonetic, like you do it. Should it be 'yous', just like 'you' but plural? Should it be 'yez' or 'yuz' when texting? The possibilities.
I really think it should be a proper word that gets said on the news and everything...
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I say "yous"
which has fucked up my predictive text as the dictionary now immediately gives "yous" instead of "your". Might want to factor that in.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I had that problem with my last phone
Now I put 'yuz', but I'm not fussy on it to be honest...
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I don't know any of you
So obviously yes.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Considering everyone on the internet is a 47 year old fat bald paedo,
and I'm a sweet innocent 15 year old girl then maybe.

Anybody want to meet up?
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Ummm. Yes.
Depends on the b3tan of course. And as long as they aren't actualy in another country for example, I can do long distance stuff, but with someone in another country seems like it'd be massively hard to do. Maybe I'm wrong.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I'm not into double figures for b3tan dating yet.
It does mean you don't have to explain goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty et al (him too), which I have as my screensavers.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Have before,
would again.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Is she hot?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)