Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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B3tans...I ask you!I think we should try to cheer up, but more than just "I've had a good day", let's go for a full scale happy OT!
What happened on your favourite day ever?
Mine in replies.
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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Ballachulish, ArgyllMay 26th 2007 - got married to the most wonderful person.
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Favourite day ever?what are you 12?
Oh on my favouritest day ever, I rode a unicorn named sparkles and ran over some INTERNET BULLIES in my honda accord with my amazing ninja skillzorz
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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I don't know if this "lets all be happy thursday"is more or less annoying than yesterdays "music wednesday"
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We can't help it if you have shit taste in musicBesides, two suicide threats in a couple of days tends to get to some people
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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DON'T ASK QUESTIONS OR I'LL KILL MYSELF AGAIN.(
Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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Rectally inserted sausages(
althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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Not after they've been used.(
althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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Oh ffs.It's like a game of horrific one-upmanship.
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althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55,
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Hmmm...I find it worryingly difficult to turn a challenge down.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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Go KAY-ALIt's your deathday
It's your deathday
It's your deathday
Go KAY-AL
It's your deathday
It's your deathday
It's your deathday
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althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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I need a few days to prepare.Al, you sort out the light aircraft.
PoD, you can get the explosives.
I'll ask Captain V to get me the nuns.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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Why do you people insist on working in lbs?Come on now, I want it in kgs, or no boom-boom-blocks for you.
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Oh noesIt's going to be like the espresso challenge all over again...
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I blame the spate of music related threadsbut most of all I blame you.
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Nope, you got the digits the wrong way round.Realistically, we were just bandying words round the office, and someone asked me this question, I just though it would be interesting to get other people's too.
Still, I'll go kick a child so I can get back into the OT mindset *smack*
Cunt!
Much better :D
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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That's the spiritIt was the phrasing that tickled me and made me think you were 12
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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HahaIt took me about 10 minutes, and I still couldn't think of a better way to put it!
Any suggestions will be happily considered!
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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every time I have a good time...I think THAT was my favourite time ever. Either I have short -term amnesia, or I'm very easily pleased, or I have a natural joie de vivre, or all of the above.
So last night was my favourite day ever.
Anything involving shitty little fariground rides are also my favourite day ever. Dance-offs with strangers too.
I'm off again...
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and when you wake up with dried club-mud on your arm and you have bruises.
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It was 2005...I know that much.
I'd been acquaintances with a girl for years, we'd never got on that well, but I got on with her friends, and vice versa.
Then, over about 6 months of texting, phoning and emailing we developed rather deep feelings for each other. She lived in Southport, while I lived in Congleton, it wasn't easy. It was nothing official, but still felt like it.
I had a week booked off work, where I would be travelling up to see my old friends, and would be only a bus ride away from Southport, so I decided to make plans to see her. She sounded as excited as I was, and so we agreed on a date.
More than a little bit nervous, I got on the bus, and travelled to see a girl I hadn't seen in the flesh for over a year. When I got to her house, I was directed to the top floor, where I found her sat on her bed, gently dozing. I lay next to her, and kissed her gently on the cheek, waking her up. That was at 10am.
We didn't leave that bed until 8pm. We spent a few hours having the sort of fun you'd expect, but the rest of the time we just lay cuddled into one another, feeling the others skin pressed up against us.
I ended up staying the night, and we did the same.
When I left the next day, I promised I'd see her again in a month or so, as we began to make arrangements to go away for a weekend together. That was the last time I saw her.
About 2 weeks later, a girl I lived near (who I'd been chatting to for a while) admitted she fancied me, and asked if I liked her back. I admitted I did, and she proceeded to ask me out.
Blah blah, long story short, I called off everything with the girl from Southport. I have no regrets for choosing the congleton girl, I had two wonderful years with her. But I still feel like a bit of a tool when I think about how I let Southport girl down.
But I still look back on that day with happiness, and always will.
I'd apologise for length, but neither of them seemed to mind.
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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Line breaks; checkClaims of sexual prowess; check
Length joke; check
textbook, just textbook.
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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NopeThis is all 100% true
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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I'd like you to admit that sleeping with someone you had "deep feelings" forthen arranging to go away for the weekend with her then cancelling it all in a couple of weeks and going off with someone else makes you a dick.
Even if you have no regrets.
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I agreeIt does make me a complete and utter dick.
I have no regrets for the relationship, not for letting the other girl down, that is something I still feel guilty about.
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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SorryErm...Piss off?
Sorry, I'm not very good at this.
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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things changewe've all done it.
Maybe she went off the idea after that day too. Maybe it was just a nice isolated thing.
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The poor fellowOpens his heart to us b3tans. Only for you to stab him with your despicable /talk crap banter. Shame on you.
Shaaaammmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
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but the rest of the time we just lay cuddled into one another, feeling the others skin pressed up against usWhat kind of nampy-pampy girlie shit is that?
You can tell you've not had any Spike influence for a while. Perhaps this need to be rectified tomorrow night
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by rectifieddo you mean you are going to do something to his rectum?
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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More along the lines ofply him with cocaine and alcohol THEN do something to his rectum
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Oh, how cute...Hasn't little spike been paid any attention recently?
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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AhBrings back memories of bus-trips to Southport with my first proper love. I was seventeen. *wavy lines*
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Chewing a brick!Now that's a term I haven't heard in a long time!
Whereabouts are you from?
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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Liverpooland I didn't think of the 'chewin a brick' part until I actually typed "Are you talking to me?"
It's made me giggle.
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Nice!I'm a plastic scouser, come from Skelmersdale!
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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you could've said OrmskirkI'd have been non-the-wiser but I'd have thought you were 'a bit posh like'. And inbred.
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HahaOne thing always amused me about the Skem/Ormskirk divide.
Everyone from Ormskirk though that Skem was full of scum, and was dangerous (pretty true)
Everyone from Skem thought that Ormskirk was full of poncey tossers who were just as scummy (also pretty true)
Yet the only time I ever got jumped, was while walking down the poshest road in Ormskirk. Was funny watching the posh arseholes trying to explain that away.
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Then again...I also went to school in Crosby, with kids as far as Southport one way, and Aigburth the other.
Strangely, there was no class divide. Even in a private school.
Never quite got that...
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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Yep!I'm a merchants kid!
Neither, thank god for Assisted places, haha!
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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Oh indeedI've heard St. Mary's is a right rip-off.
I used to pass Merchants and sigh wistfully thinking "I bet there are boys in cricket whites in there right now".
Again. I was 17. I'm sensing a theme for today.
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You'd always be able to see it over the fence, haha.I was there between 1997-2000.
Might you have been trying to perve on me? Haha.
St Marys was always full of tossers, so I never really regarded it!
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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it's probablebut I was probably imagining you were Chris from Grange Hill.
I shouldn't tell people these things.
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Hang on...Isn't he the one who supposedly raped that girl in Barbados?
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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yesbut in 1997 none of that had happened and I had a crush on him. And I was too old for him. But he was legal so it's ok.
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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*cough*I was talking to you while chewing a brick
*chomps brick in a manly fashion*
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I once chewed some concretethat fell out of a crack in my bedroom wall. I was 17 then as well. Must've been when it all went wrong. It was nice. I only nibbled at it. I love chalky crunchy things
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for some reasonI imagined you to be australian
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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maybe it's that classy, refined, aldylike airI think the first Aussies were all scousers anyway. You know, convict ships and other stereotypes
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I could edit it to say 'ladylike', as I'd intended. But I'm more like an Aldi than a lady anyway...
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The leaving of LiverpoolThat was a brilliant drama about scousers going to oz.
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I don't mean to!lad, you're scaring me! Chew some bricks and calm yourself!
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Just make sure...You don't throw it up and try to catch it, that'll go wrong in a hurry!
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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Would improve the rest of his face though!Tee hee
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Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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When I saw my homeworld from orbit for the first timeWait, that's a lie. My life is shit.
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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I wrote that for one of my OU assignments.It's a bit shit.
And it's probably line-broken to hell!
EDIT: Ah well, it'll be tl;dr'd anyway :D
Although that morning it had been pouring down with rain, the only sign of this was the large umbrella she had been made to carry with her. The sky had cleared and the grass they sat on was warm. It was a rather large umbrella, which was quite inconvenient, but for the time being it lay amidst the food they had brought with them. The temperature – hadn’t they had a conversation about the temperature a few weeks before? – was ideal, crisp and cool, not quite autumnal but certainly not like August, or July. There had been fewer presents this year, but she didn’t mind. She hadn’t asked for much; she had felt she didn’t deserve the kindness of others. Of course she wanted them, but wouldn’t that have been selfish? There had been money, there had been jewellery. Those black shoes she had wanted, she had those. Yes, a size too big, but nothing an extra pair of socks wouldn’t fix. The best (or the most meaningful) was the poncho. Made from heavy blue thread of different shades, she had drawn comments from the teenagers sitting in the park. Can I borrow your picnic rug? Where’s the camel? It didn’t matter that ponchos had become severely unfashionable quite a while ago. It didn’t matter that she was unlikely to wear it again. It was hot, but that didn’t matter either. It was cooler in the shade, sitting under the trees in her poncho. All that seemed to matter was the person who had given it to her – the black-haired boy who had walked the wrong way up the train platform that morning.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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I think today's going to be the bestest best day of my life, evah.(
Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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I like to wake up pretending that this is going to be the best day.It's a good way to set me up.
Plus I made a lemon luchious cake last night.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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I preffer 9-pin bowling anyway.(
Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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If some of your irrepressible happiness could rub off on meI'd be quite a happy man today.
*Stresses*
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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Fake it 'till you make it, baby.(
Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Hmmm...I know a couple of women like that.
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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It really does work, a dose of Man Up helps too.I also don't do emo online or infront of most people, anymore (well, I do sometimes, but rarely).
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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1st July 2008I don't even know what happened that day. Possibly I got a bill in the post and ran out of bread. Some mundane shit like that. I do know that in comparison to 2nd July 2008 there were rainbows and bluebirds and motherfucking sunshine because it was the last truly great day: 24 hours later, Off Topic appeared.
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crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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You don't have to come here thoughBut you're drawn to it by morbid curiosity, in the same manner as rubberneckers slowing down to look at a car crash!
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K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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I don't have to be on the Interweb at allbut the alternative is doing work.
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crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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