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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 0:00)
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Cufflinks for Christmas: £0
Shirts with Cufflink Holes: £50
Watching your co-worker develop a nervous tic synchronised with the clack clack clack of cufflink on desk as you type: Priceless
How are you driving someone mad today?
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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By sneezing.
Loudly.
Every time I do, they jump.
And earlier they spilled coffee on them self as a result.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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Excellent work
*Firm handshakes*
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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Thanks.
But I'd rather not have hayfever.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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I bought Clarityn
Fucking useless. Should I try the cheap ones like you told me to?
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I exist
I think that's enough
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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Probably a bit overkill, to be fair
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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I'm making becky think I'm going to come on to her at the bash.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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I'm making becky think I'm going to come on
to her at the bash.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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I don't believe it for a second
but if it makes you feel better, keep at it.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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I love you.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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you could have just struck through the "to"
no need to copy the whole thing down.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH.
I'll do that however I want.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF THEN?
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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MAYBE I WILL WHEN BECKY REJECTS ME
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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OH, OK THEN.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Consider yourself rejected
I have no desire to do rude stuff with b3tans anymore.
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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IT'S NOOSE-TIME, BABY!
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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I've done my tie up a bit tighter.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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Good start.
I'm off to get drunk in a wet field 'til sunday night.
Have a good weekend.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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have fun
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Woooh, the attendance just dropped in half !
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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For shame
Still plenty of other available sexy lady b3tans to go around
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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Aaaaand....... they're back.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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My Leeds bands were doing that todya in the exam
I was actually annoying myself.
I dunno, but I can't STAND the sound of nails (fingernails) scratching together. It puts my teeth on edge.
And, like Becky, I annoy people by existing :D Just generally by being me, I guess!
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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I wear bangles
I'm immune to their sound.
Every now and then I hear them afresh, as though through the ears of my colleagues, clacking away as I type drivel to you lot.
I'm a noisy skiving cunt.
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Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Yep
Seemingly doing it every day.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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I'm doing it by posting another picture on QOTW and winning so far again
shit story too, just like last time
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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For the last few weeks some colleagues have been playing catch with a foam stressball
Every now and again they spack up a catch, and it hits one of my monitors. Today I threatened I'd nail it to a wall if they did it again.
Tomorrow I'm bringing a hammer and a six inch nail to work.
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Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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I'm always right.
It annoys the fuck out of everyone.
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Especially when you actually are.
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porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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