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This is a QotW answer Home Sweet Home
We've not had an evening HSH-thread for some time, so let's have one.

HOME SWEET HOME
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Im new to off topic
what do I do in HSH?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Many things.
But mostly eat cake.

/hands out tiny muffins
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yay micromuffins!
Too bad they're too small for the human eye.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment They're not small
they're just far away.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ah, teh internet cakes :)

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment NOM

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are they lies?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dunno Ill have a fag and pretend its cake flavored

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *patents*
*makes millions*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment new from lidil:
smokeable batternberg! Its marzipan and cancer at the same time !!!11
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *sells millions to chavs*
*profits*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment mmmmmmmmmmm
pan of marzi

*dreams*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nom nom nyom
I love the batternburg
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Psychochomp doesn't
she's a strange one and no mistake.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment yeah
WTF is up with that ?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment tastebuds wired up all wrong

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment have one for me, will you?
I feel a bit sick.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment k

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment They're not lies - they're just virtual.
However, real cake makes me put on real weight.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yo Will!
Talk bollox, and talk about whatever's on your mind, but not necessarily in that order.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment With that in mind, a Father Jack-like old man on my bus route tonight
farted just as he got off, and I was chewing on it all the way home. Rancid rancid rancid old man.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment .
Was that the sort of fart you could not just smell, but taste?

At my old job, my boss would do such farts whenever he had been out for a curry.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Very much so,
And I had to walk through it to get off the bus.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh. my. god.
*bokes*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My boss's stomach
rumbles so loud the entire office hears it. Like it did today.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I used to work with a guy who could shit for england.
He was required to inform everyone after he had used the works bog, as it took up to 3 hours for the air to be breathable. keep in mind this is at a waste disposal site.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Makes me think of Ace Ventura:
"Do NOT go in there!"
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment yep
One time it was unavoidable to go in there, she came out green. I also remember him because he got in a huff when I dropped a wardrobe on his head.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Better than
caek! om nom nom...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Im leaving hull soon
when I get past the city limits into east riding I'm going to yell "Hahaha look you spongers I had '20p for the bus' all along" while holding a coin aloft.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh so not even CLOSE to home time
gosh
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hi Kristine
I take it you live in one of those places with strange timezones.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment how far behind GMT are you?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 5 hours
it's currently 2:41
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment well if the wethers the same
your due a nice evening
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I hope so.
Out for pizza and beer tonight.

It's been relatively mild weather today but it'll probably storm really bad later, it has the last two days, then we can go dancing in the rain.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pizza and beer sounds good.
we need more pubs/pizzareas here
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment for shizz
But you're not allowed to drink a lot there, which sucks
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment they limit your drinking?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh yeah
I'm a beer drinking fool and they'll limit you 2 pitchers for a party of 3 and that's pushing it...becauase it's "a family restaurant"....lame.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How much in a pitcher?
does gin come in pitchers?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 6 glasses of beer
and no lol
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment so thats like 4 pints each
fuck that. I know of no restaurant in the UK that does anything to limit their customers drink intake.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment fuck that is right!
You have the ability to be cut off anywhere, for any reason, I was once cut off at Friday's because I had 3 bottles of beer in an hour. I was no where near intoxicated.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The only time I have seen someone cut off is for throwing glasses at passing cars
when people wouldn't sing rugby songs with him.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment haha
I don't know any rugby songs :(

my best friend and I sing 'You are my sunshine' whenever someone orders a lemon drop.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment swing low sweet chariot
EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU091YLgC9Q
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But how much is a glass?
A pint or a half-pint?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment keep in mind
UK pint: 562ml
US pint: 454ml
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh my god
I don't know
they're around 354ml
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment coke can size-ish?
pffft I say, pffft
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment RIGHT
they get really fierce about it too, all 'oh you can only have one pitcher if you're not eating, two if you are depending on how many people in your party'

party? no parties there!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment no party here

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *starts stopwatch*
*to see how long it will be before someone says something rude*

ARSE!

*stops stopwatch*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Feck!

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ym

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment yum

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tooooolip!
That's cheating! You started the stopwatch and said ARSE. But at least you didn't start the arse and say STOPWATCH.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I didn't say it was a race

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Empty-headed helloes
From an Internet weirdo! I've just come from lunch with one of my dearest friends. NYC is a blend of rain, humidity, and evil.
How's everyone?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment not too bad
how is NYC?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment terminally stalled
Between fits of summer and cold blowing rain.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment sounds like old york
but with (presumably) less tea rooms
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment it IS old York
to me at this stage!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ever bin to the uk?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment yes
Many times, in fact.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment woo.
Including York?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment actually, no
Haven't made it up that way.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dont bother
York is nice but a total tourist trap. Go if you like Vikings or are in the area, but I wouldn't make a special trip.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Another American!
* Plays USA national anthem *

At work, the company director has just come back from an important trade-show, but has yet to give a report on what's going on. This sounds a bit ominous.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh no!
That doesn't sound good, Spak. But the American national anthem is worse! Please * make it stop*

TY
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment * Grabs needle of recordplayer *
Now I can focus on ominous news from my company.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It'll stop
when you get here, don't worry :)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was meant to be in NYC on tuesday.
*saddest of sad faces*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment was this for the cruse thing?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment yes

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ah, that's too bad
The rumour is that we'll have better weather by then. At present it's just disgusting. Gah.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oooo
I've been regular-ing OT for a while, but I've never been in a HSH thread before.

*wonders at newness*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment it's not new
it's just been... retired for a while.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Its new for me
:)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Then you need
moar cake.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yay
Cake!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Out of favour
I would have said
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment that's a better phrase
some might have said cunted in the fuck
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Greetings Applebite and welcome to HSH
Unlike the other threads, HSH is just a continuous stream of conciousness with none of those imposed barriers such as topic. If the other threads are a city-grid, HSH is an ocean.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hm, I like the sound of that.
*prepares to dive in*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *inflates lilo*

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment CANNONBALL

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Argh! You big splasher!
*splashes back*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *clings to lilo for dear life*
Mean! I fail at swimming!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Quick take my emergency digeridoo with my apologies

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *takes and makes terrible noises with it*
*attracts a whale*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And then we rode the whale home for tea and battenburg
But then some Japanese came and shot the whale :-[
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh noes!
*likes the image of riding home for tea on a whale*
*was expecting a line about someone's mum in repsonse to the whale*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I shoudl comemerate the event in picture form

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yes :)
This would be all the awesome.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment will do
ill gaz you when im done
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yay :)
*anticipates*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hope you're good at swimming
The water's pretty deep and filled with lots of foam toys and Didgeridoos.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I know too much about foam

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment such as?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment foam
is a colloidal suspension of dispersed gas in a fluid or solid medium
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh
that's me told then.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello :)
RBS = bunch of idiots. They've given me an account that I can do nothing with. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think so
I had all those badges sown on my swimming costume when I was little
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Spakka
Why the fuck would it have didgeridoos?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You'd use them as oars
once you found a suitable piece of foam to sail on.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment .....

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment er, what?
and wouldn't didgeridoos sink?

you know, on account of them having holes at both ends?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Erm
You'd sail on the foam and use the didgeridoos to propel yourself, and provide a musical interlude should you get bored.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^^This
Unless this is some deranged Tex Avery Loony Tune vision of an ocean.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This
describes HSH threads perfectly.

* runs off edge of cliff *

* Plays piano on my teeth *
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I like the vision of the ocean being ink
and the rest of the world being apple pie

like in that poem what I can't remember
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Don't
you'll be a pandering, jiggling sycophant before you can say "excessive fluff."
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment * Blows excessive fluff towards himjim *
* and splashes too just for good measure *
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment See himjim, you really do belong here in HSH threads
no matter how much you claimed to hate them
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment * sneaks up behind beckx *
* Spalshes *

* and throws some fluff for good measure *
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What exactly
does spalshing involve?

*worries*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's just like splashing
but you throw the fluff afterwards instead of before.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Helloes!
Home sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet home.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yay! More people!
It's almost turning into a bit of a school re-union here!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello Fuzzy!
How be thee?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello
WFF!!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ning WFF :)
There are tiny muffins and a whale and some lilos, do join us!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ooooh
will they still be here in a bit? Coz I'm at my bro's and I just popped in to say hello here.
But I'll be back later :)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I expect so
unless someone decides to hate them out of existence.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Heh!
Sarky Miss!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Haha!
But we all know you can't make things disappear by hating them. Or there'd be a LOT of things, and people, suddenly not even having time to wonder why it's all going see-through before they cease to exist.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But if you can see through everything
then surely, there'll be nothing left to see.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Muffins, raggamuffins, whales, snails, lilos, dildoes, you name it
They'll still be there when you get back. Perhaps you can even contribute to the object-soup that this ocean of insanity has become.

Cyal8r.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hurrah!
Well I'll see you all later, and I'll bring a dumpling (I had one spare tonight).
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh noes! Fred is b0rked!
Perhaps if I love it hard enough, it will come back to life.

* starts singing *

All you need is love,
paa paa pa pa paaa
All you need is love,
paa paa pa pa paaa
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment i've been out since the crack of dawn...
and just got Home Sweet Home...
am i too late? :-(
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No, not at all.
What would you like to throw into the Ocean of Insanity?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment i would like to throw long hard days into the ocean of insanity.
oh, and lycra-clad armadildos.

not a typo...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment armadildos?
Are they armchairs that are designed to - * ahem * - snugly fit the female anatomy?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment nah mate...
armour-plated dildos for the more "aggresive" female...

perhaps.

didn't really think it through, just thought up the word and needed to use it ;-)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ocean of Insanity
reminds me of this.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment and i'm too tired to even contemplate youtube...
too many hours of workingness!

it's only thursday and i've done 6 twelve hour days on the trot, just like a little pony.

god i love horses. i think they are the best of all the animals.

apart from the armadildo. which i have now decided is just like a normal armadillo except it has a robotic steam-powered todger just like "Steely Dan" in the William Burroughs book...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Have a rest
and tomorrow, you can patent your steam-punk armadillo/dildo, and any other literary-genre/animal/sextoy hybrids.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment and anyway...
i've to be up at 5:30 tomorrow, cos Gronzo and I are going to Alton Towers!!!

so i will bid you goodnight and don't let the armadildo bite...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment G'night Mr. B
Don't worry, I'll lock the armadildo in the sex-dungeon.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Lucky
Dawn.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment LOL
and g'night x
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Aaaaaand
I'm back.

*noms lilos*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Evening Fuzzykins
You just missed Mr. B and his Steam-Punk sex-toys.

How was your evening?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Twas lully
Had sausage hotpot and dumplings for tea with family, then spent some time WoWing with my bro. Lost track of time until my mum threw me out because she worries about me not getting enough sleep.
Mum's, eh. Bless her.

EDIT: how very remiss of me. How was your evening Mista?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Mums will be mums.
Mine is currently living abroad so I don't see her that often these days.

I was mostly going to spend the evening catching up on my e-mails, but instead got drawn onto b3ta. I think that's the story of my life!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think
if I'd been at home I'd have been drawn into b3ta too, but it's rude to be drawn into b3ta at someone else's house. Especially when they have just fed you.
Anyway, speaking of getting enough sleep I need to do just that. I have builders coming in first thing tomorrow, so need to be up early enough not to be naked when they arrive.

Nice thread!
Ning!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment G'night Fuzzy
Sleep ... that's a good idea. If I go to bed now, I might just be awake in time to catch you naked.

Knight.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Night
Mista. Sleep tight.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)

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