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Watching the news earlier, and some bloke was on who was described as a "psychotherapist"

For the last two hours I've been singing "psycho the rapist" to the tune of Frosty the Snowman and it's beginning to get on Mrs SLVA's nerves.

What family-member annoying Yuletide-standard defilement have you committed recently?

Perhaps you've pissed off an aunt by repetitively singing "I'm creaming in a shite cunt mess"

Edit: Christ my English is shite
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwmopayAmE
( willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Not terribly festive, but I sing it all the time anyway
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

And this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg&feature=related
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I once did a long sloppy fart,
the was the exact rhythm of "I'm walking in the air".

And it was in tune.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

That deserves an award
Recognisable farts are always noteworthy
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

I only wished I'd bottled it.
It smelt like eggs and toast.


And shit.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)