Ancrenne is shit.
Discuss
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Yet another pointless thread by sexface
you make me sick
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Everything I post is well thought out and of the highest quality

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

you need more line breaks and lies to make it on /qotw.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

unlike your ill advised attempts
to prevent me interacting with cracks
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

lol

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, Reply)

I will fight you
for that
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Sexface is shit

Discuss
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

LIES

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

yes
yes he is

and he drinks like a shandy drinking lala
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Tits like balloons wrestling in a sack

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

prize winning balloons
i'll have you know
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

I'm sitting next to him right now.
He certainly smells like shit.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Did you just get your hair permed?

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

How kind of you to have noticed!
It always curls up in shitty atmospheres.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

I can't apologise enough for gonzo's guitar playing

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Insipid cunt

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Would you like to have sex?

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

With you?
Thanks but I have a rep to maintain
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Yeah I heard about that lol

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

It's why I offered

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Love you really, xxx

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

pfft, I've already got a /talk trophy, I don't need another

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Yeah, he'll be telling us all about your bush condition in a few weeks when he flounces again

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Doubtful

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

You're a shaver?

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Of course

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Would you like to have sex?

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Does that line ever work?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Surprisingly, yes
I can't say I've ever used it and meant it though.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

For shame

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

I'm going to link this thread on /talk
you're living up to all your reputations.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

That's the idea

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Are you coming saturday now?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Would you like me to?

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)

As long as you don't try to touch me I'm happy for anyone to attend.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)

She is amazing, she is stunning.
I want her, I need her, like a rose in the middle of the summer needs the rain, like a lion on the serigetti needs it's night. She's my herroin, she's my addiction, I love her more than I love anyone else. My life is was like a ship in the storm and she is my lighthouse, bringing me home, home to a hearty meal.

She is the pure deffinition of awesome. She inspires armys to fight for her hand.

Mearly knowing her has inriched my life, and she has graced me with her presance.

And, yes, totally, she would get it.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)

 
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)

That's my adoptive daughter you're talking about there.
Don't make me come over there and slap you with a refined, silky white glove.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

Dad!
Helloooooooooooooo!

Sexface is a bit shit to be honest. I've just seen him *dancing*

He does not have teh moves.

By the way *VALIDATES*

this is for the lovely Gonz

*validates HARD*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Shut up you hussy

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

*hussies*
try and stop me
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Wrestling leads to sexual stuff
Bad idea
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

is there anything with you
that doesn't?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Hello lovely lady of all that is lovely!
Are those boys treating you right? Any sniff of hassle and I'll be straight down to cunt them in the fuck well, in two days.

*licks clendrix*

*spits out mouthful of curly hair*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:37, Reply)

*snogs*
*jiggles*

thanks for the offer but I can handle myself if you know what I mean, eh?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

Atta girl

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:41, Reply)

BALLS TO YOUR OPINIONS
BALLS TO YOUR SANDWICH
BALLS TO YOUR TEPID MARMALADE.

That is all I have to say on the matter, but I'm sure ancrenne is lovely.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:42, Reply)

And bollocks to too dear sir

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)

BALLS TO YOUR RIPOSTE
I should probably come up with a more imaginative rebuttal, but it isn't going to happen at this point...
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)

tepid marmalade
and peanut butter make for an excellent milkshake
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

Really?
...I am apprehensive. Not sufficiently to shout "Balls to your recipe."

But in doubt, nonetheless.


If I had marmalade to hand I'd be tempted to experiment.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

I'm rubbing my nipples
you like that, don't you
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)

Yes, yes I do
*rubs own nipples*
*continues*
*Still continuing*
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)

*chortles*
Eeh, she is a filthy slut mind...

Nigella, not ancrenne, of course.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)

You liken me to Nigella?
I'm flattered.

I was a little offended when a doctor mistook me for my flatmate's girlfriend...but then Nigella has an undeniable sex-symbol status, which, given I can't live up to any kind of male-sex-symbol-status, is something I feel I could aspire to.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)

Nigella's even better
When she's being done by Ulrikka Johhnson.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, Reply)

no
I'm not filty AT ALL

I was accused of being a grown up earlier. How odd was that!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)

I'm sorry, I meant it in a nice way
not in a you're sensible and boring way in the slightest.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, Reply)

That's very odd.
But being grown up is boring. There's no point in being grown up if you can't be a little childish from time to time.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, Reply)

Question or command?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, Reply)

PRECISELY

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:02, Reply)

Well which is it?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:03, Reply)

Sorry, what?
I was busy rubbing my nipples. Oh yeah
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, Reply)