Oooooh
My chalfonts are playing up something terrible. Anybody have farmers and knows a good rememdy? I won't be fooled into using 'Deep Heat' muscle rub.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Surgical intervention
Has my vote.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

And that
of Workboresme, apparently.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Avoid chocolate and alcohol (together and/or individually)
It makes them flare up
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

You should upgrade them to Cleartype
Truetype is SO last year
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Toothpaste.

(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Applied with or without a brillo-pad?

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Applied with wasps.

(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Eat more fibre.
And have surgery~!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

The first Google hit comes up with Chalfonts Community College
So I'd recommend detention for a first offense, with serious threats of expulsion for any gobby twats. Maybe make an example of one or two.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Parrafin and a wire brush?
It's the NICE approved cost effective therapy for Tonsilitis as well.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Wire brush and dettol ma'am!
(cf, Billy Connolly joke).

/IGMC
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Arse grapes
must be a Hull thing..........
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Arse Grapes
Is it possible that some French peasants might tread them like normal grapes?
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)