Arses!
Had the doctor cracking up laughing yesterday........he was having a look at my bum and I quipped "you could at least have taken me out for dinner and bought me flowers first". Then, as he gently slid his finger up my poop chute I whimpered "you didn't even tell me you love me". Him and the nurse were cracking up - most people are too embarrassed to talk, let alone crack jokes :)
So.....surgery on July 30th to lazer off the botty grapes and biopsy my intestines and confirm I have colitis. One high fibre diet coming up.....bleurgh!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Thank fuck I wasn't eating when I read that.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I'll be in California in 9 days.
I trust the weather is nice.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

No, we have shitty June Gloom right now
and it's not going to clear up anytime soon. Which part of California you coming to?
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Flying into LAX, then heading up to Lake Isabella for a week, back down to Solvang for a day or two then back to LAX.
I best come back looking like Obama else I'll be disappointed.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Ooooh, I'm jealous!
Will you be fishing Isabella?
Wanna meet up for a drink?
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I might give it a go, I have no firm plans.
Might hire a boat etc.

Whereabouts are you in CA?
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

About 40 miles south of LAX
in the OC. But I've always wanted to fish Isabella!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

It's times like this I wish I was completely single so I could be an international playboy, pick you up in a convertible and take you fishing :P
It's only a three hour drive from you, why don't you head up there some time? It's a lovely area.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I don't like fishing new places alone
as I have only been fishing 3 years!
But if it's only a 3 hour drive, I might come up and see ya! Hmm, 9 days...I'll be in the Sierras...it's certainly do-able on the way back!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I'm sure the lady and I wouldn't mind.
We'll have been together alone for a while, we'll probably be ready to kill eachother. Are you any good at refereeing?
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

This is America,
I'm an expert on football (apparently).
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

American or "soccer"
I'm hoping to move there soon, maybe, green card pending. I've a lot to learn. I'm still not used to people in shops being pleasant, friendly and helpful.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Ooooh, how are you getting your green card?
It's a horrendous process - took me 18 months to get mine and nearly caused me a heart attack!

Oh, and "soccer" - American football is only fun on Superbowl Sunday.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Work sponsorship.
It's working for a small computer company, after meeting with them they really liked me and now have the process underway. So we'll see. Fingers crossed :)
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Good luck!
If you need any info/help regarding the immigration process, gaz me. I became quite knowledgeable in immigration law after going through my hell.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I will almost certainly take you up on that.
I am now pretty verbose on the different ways to get temporary or permanent residency in the US (basically marriage or work were my only options as I'm not in a needed skill category). But I have no idea what to expect next!
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Your potential employer will have to file the sponsorship paperwork.
They will then have to advertize the position throughout the USA, and will have to prove that a US Citizen cannot do the job - they will have to interview a minimum of 20 people and document the interviews for USCIS.
A way to get around this is to specify a certain skill in the job that really only you can do and that there's not much chance of someone here being able to do.
I can recommend a few lawyers who specialize in immigration law if you or your potential employer need it.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Thanks :)
They've hired a consultant/lawyer to help I think. I'm going to see them when I go out there to find out how it's going.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Good for you (I mean that)
my dad had to go through that and had his bum grapes tied off with surgical rubber bands. After every examination he was white as a ghost.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Confirmed B3tan approach.
Approval given.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I read 'colitis' as 'clitoris'
And wondered why you didn't already know.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I did the same thing.
then realised she must know her own body better then that.

Ms WBM - I haven't gotten any postcard yet :(
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

That's cos I haven't posted them yet!
They're on my dresser in the bedroom and I keep meaning to take them to the post office! I shall do that this weekend
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

ace! :-D thank you!
by the way - you are hilarious woman, you really are.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)