Woo yay for the new cat!
New cat in the household ... Mia. Beautiful 1yr old white shorthair, friendly and likes a fuss.

(my first cat btw)

Can I get a WOO YAY?

Cat-related witticisms expected really. What's your favourite cat story / joke?
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(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

WOO-YAY!
Pictures!
( Batshitangelgabriel Yay for spending Christmas and New Years alone!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

None yet but will do soon
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(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

YES!
new cats are ace.
Especially when they're all lovely and haven't mastered the art of terrorism, like my 6-year-old cat. He is like Cato Fong.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

A story you say?
A little old lady had taken her car in the garage because there was a weird smell that she couldn't find the source of.

The mechanics jacked the car up to find the shredded remains of a cat wrapped around the axle. Smelt quite bad apparently.

True story.
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Why did the cat cross the road?
To see it's flat mate lol
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Never underestimate the impact
that having a cat will have upon your life.
They are selfish fuckers, but one little affectionate nudge, or some other scrap of affection, and you will be putty in her paws.

So far my cat has caused me:
stained carpets
strained friendships
strained relationships
shit in the bath
scars on my arms and legs
a broken toe
a fall down the stairs
my friend's fall down the stairs
lost sleep
missed appointments
lateness for work
my mum to call me Susan Boyle

I still love him.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I have a 1 year old and
a 15 week old.
The baby likes to stick her claws into my bare feet while I'm sleeping.....this causes her to hit the wall as my reflexes automatically kick in. And she still comes back for more.
The 1 year old is a little softy and loves nothing more than snuggling up with mummy....and twatting the fuck out of the baby.
Their names are Stealth & Bomber!
( Batshitangelgabriel Yay for spending Christmas and New Years alone!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Currently, my cat is asleep on a cushion
head buried in his arms, curled up, happy.

I love him to bits. He's named for the cat in this book:

Small pic for those on phones.
Best book EVER.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)