Watching coverage of the Foxy Knoxy trial.
I would.
( Batshitangelgabriel Yay for spending Christmas and New Years alone!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

But... but... the cold sore...

( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post449750
( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Would
times infinity.

Looks (if you'd pardon the expression) absolutely feckin' FILTHY
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

She's overdoing the whole "I'm so cute I couldn't possibly murder anyone" bit
Sorry, but it would be a spang round the head with a shovel from me I'm afraid.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I would spang her
to knock her out cold *and* then do her. But only to make sure she didn't kill me afterwards. Not because I'm pervert. No siree, no perverts here *whistles*
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Well, it's a hell of a lot less effort than
foreplay.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

You can't tell me that this face
static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/16/1232114108306/Gallery-Meredith-Kercher--009.jpg
wouldn't look good sucking your old lad dry?

I would, but I'd be keeping an eye on the cutlery drawer.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)