Never thought I'd say this...
But al actually made a fair point.

I've deleted the post.

Now, to replace it. I've drunk far too much relentless, and so I'm bouncing off the walls.

Can anyone help with suggestions of ways for me to either calm down, or put my hyperactivity to good use?
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Go and have a wank.

( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Oddly enough
This was my first thought
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

*high five*
Us depraved minds have to stick together, eh?
*gropes*
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

haha I thought about suggesting that
but I'm chickennnnn
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

You have to know with Aggy
He's not a real person, so you can be as horrible to him as you like.

He's going to tell me off for bullying him now.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

He's lovely
and I love him (he tolerates my idiocy)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Give me time
I'd feel really bad picking on him at this stage. I'm old enough to be his aunty.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Coo, coo, ca-choo
Mrs Robinson ;0)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Aunt Roota
Adjusts her blouse
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

spikey...
I just noticed your sig....it is a little unnerving!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Disturbing? Yes
True? Yes
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I think I inspired that
by calling him MetalNips.

He DOES have metal nipples!
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I do
lovely, lovely metal nipples.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

*chomps*
I was playing with magnets this morning, seeing what I'd look like with an upper ear piercing.

I think I'd rather get a tattoo.
or a lip ring.
hmm.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

hmmm yeah I've been toying with the idea of tattooes and piercings lately,
it's been a while, I want to mod my body a little more.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I have all of those
I am sexy :0)

3 eyebrow, upper ear, tragus, both nipp, lip. I used to have 12 in my left ear but had ot take them out whenI started growing up and wokring and stuff.

I have a lovely collection of tattoos as well.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I've seen some of them, remember!
I only have one piercing atm, I like being wonky.

ΝΙΥΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΥΙΝ

that's what I want, though I think in lowercase:

νιυον ανομημα μη μοναν ουιν
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Well
You wouldn't be the first!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

i'm sure several women have adjusted their blouses
in the last five minutes alone
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I meant the bullying
But you're probably right on the blouse bit

*perves on women in the office*
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I know
I was being a nuisance.
I feel nuisancy this aft.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I feel
Very very very hyperactive.

Really should stop drinking that stuff.
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

for gawd's sake
TAKE MY ADVICE
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

My thing is Red Bull
It made me do Flashdance in the office once.

My family are fucking terrified of me when I drink it.
My Grandad fell over in the middle of one of my red Bull dances (I didn't puch him) and while they were trying to pick him up I was hopping around filming it on my phone like an ASBO teen.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

You'll never be able to wind down after drinking stuff like that
You'll just end up twitchy and paranoid.
Have a dance instead. And listen to far From Over by Frank Stallone.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=neNtMX-v2eY

You'll feel invincible.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

*does the "I told you so" dance from Scrubs*

woo!
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

What did you tell him?

(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I just pointed out
that the last post appeared to be spam, even if he hadn't intended it to be so. And he agreed. People don't usually agree with me on the internet.

*continues to dance*
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I was shocked that he hadn't already figured that out himself
Silly AA.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I SAID IT FIRST

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I'M PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE YOU FILTHY CUNT

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

No.
You just bitched and whinged.

Al made a point.

Key difference.
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

but I bitched and whinged first.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Haha!
Fair enough, that is true!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Plus...
I didn't agree with the spam bit, I just thought you were right when you said this wasn't the place for it.
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

ALL STOP ARGUING
and listen to Frank Stallone.
*ugh ugh ugh*
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Is Frank wanking?

(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

no, that's me punching the air
and running on the spot
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I bet he was wanking
while watching you run on the spot and punching the air.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

He doesn't need to
he was probably skewering a model while watching me punching the air and running on the spot.
And he never took his leather jacket off.
Cos he's the coolness.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

He was still wanking while doing all that.
Just accept it. Frank loves you.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I'm honoured
although I don't think Frank loves nobodeh
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

He loves me
Most people do :0)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Frank does not love you
if he loves anyone he loves some fine ladies and the man from the pizza shop
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Stay away from my stash of stuff!!!
That would only make things worse :0)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

SERIOUSLY, FRANK STALLONE
this dude will sort out all your troubles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=neNtMX-v2eY
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Spliff + Wank + Sleep

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I know!
Change personalities with me-that will slow you right down.
(TDub is wearing the black dog heavy on her shoulders on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, Reply)