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OH HAI GUYS I'M HOME
I just had some chinese and have a tinny. Plans for the evening? I'm thinking of masturbating over a picture of piston_broke, before rocking backwards and forwards as the full horror of what I did kicks in.
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02,
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Why have you eaten already?
What time do you finish work?
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althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:03,
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I skipped lunch to leave an hour early.
I had some left over in the fridge so I warmed it up. I'm now considering a nap.
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:04,
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You shouldn't eat
warmed up Chinese food. You'll die. Everyone knows that!
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warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:42,
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I'm going to try very hard to stay in tonight
so that I have more money and energy for tomorrow night
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Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:10,
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...
Is it even
possible to masturbate over a picture of Piston?
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wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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I think I've developed an innie.
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wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:16,
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I just got into work
and have another 7 hours before I get to go home........
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Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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LOLMERICASFAIL
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althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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I am at work
And roughly 15 minutes from beertime.
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The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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I'm under revision house arrest til next week.
So I'll be catching up on some dancing. I have a performance in about two weeks, and I've not even thought about choreography yet.
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Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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Is this dancing
of the pole variety?
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Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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Nooooo no no
I'm not very good at that. Besides, I don't have a pole at home....yet.
No, this is the other dancing I do. :)
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Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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We've got some Poles upstairs.
I might dance around them later before I go out.
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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I have two offers,
go over the road to watch a film with beers with the guys
or go to a bar with girls
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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Depends if you have any chance of banging the girls.
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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Only the ones that I don't want to bang,
both groups are annoying in their own way but I think the guys is the best option.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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You're going to bang the guys instead?
Lucky you are a girl or I'd call you gay
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The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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Nope,
Just finish the beers from last weeks party,
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:00,
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There was leftover beer?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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Grown up enough to bring twice as much as we needed,
thankyou very much.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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You're welcome.
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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Plans for this evening include
going out with a delightful selection of lunatics, getting drunk and injuring my head somewhere in Camden.
Hopefully arriving home at 4.30am will not ruin my plans for Bash Scone baking tomorrow.
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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scones?
I want scones! I'll pout forever if you don't bring any
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The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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Much as I like the thought of a sexy, pouty Badger,
I will construct some scones and bring them along.
I promised StagBoy some chilli-cheese ones.
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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Oooooh I like tasty scones
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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Oh dear...
I'm not sure how tasty they'll be as I'm going to make a random guess with the chilli powder.
My scones don't usually rise much, but they should be edible, especially for a bunch of drunken bums.
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:17,
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They'll never be as good as my grandmothers
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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What, both of them?
What was it about these women that made them taste so nice?
Tell me how much chilli powder you used.
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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uses sweet chilli sauce rather than chilli powder
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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A bit,
although I'm using powder, not sauce.
I think either no one will notice it's there...or we'll all be ordering extra beer :)
Edit: ^haha
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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I reckon they'll be fabulous and if they're not I'll eat them anyway :)
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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I second
this
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The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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I love my girls.
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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greedy bitches the both of them
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40,
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Fuck you girlface
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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and I thought I wasn't pretty enough
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:53,
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You never know when I'm insulting you do you?
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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I'm starting to think it's constant.
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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