I'm smitten
And it's doing my head in :(

I need moar cider.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Oh dear god.
And so it begins again.
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Shit.
It's not Kaol is it?
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

You're just a randy ho.

( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

You want locking up, you do.

( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Is a moar like a pear?

( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Is it time for me to go out and get drunk yet?

( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

^moar
sure you haven't started already?
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

V said he needs 'moar' cider.
What is that?
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

More you mong
The more it seems like she's interested the worse it's getting :(
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)

What? I'm the mong?
You're the one who spelt it wrongly, you clunge.
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)

If there were a mong army
You'd be the Field Marshall!
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

You'd be a private.
Ha, private. Like privates. Like penis. Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha.



I'm going out now.
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Have fun
Field Marshall Mong!
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

I wish you'd gazzed me
Instead of texting. I kept getting excited because I thought it might be from her :(

Yes I know I'm pathetic
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

You are a truly tragic little cat face.

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)

No it's not Kaol
And what do you mean it begins again? It never really ended!

I was interested in this girl before I got with my ex (at the time I decided there was more long term potential with my ex and that I liked her more. How wrong was I...).
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Oh that one. I thought it was a new one.
Can't you do something about it?
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I have
She's coming round next Saturday for House and staying the night. Might go for drinks Saturday night or lunch Sunday. Not really sure.

ARGH!
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

No ARGH about it.
This will be good :)
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

I'm sure it will
The text she sent me from the IOW was encouraging too but still I'm shitting bricks.

I can't believe I didn't remember that this is how it should feel *sigh* So much wasted time.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Awwwww

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Don't encourage him.
It's not good for him. Next, he'll douse himself in Dr Pepper and attempt to shave himself to death with a broken beard trimmer.
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

You're breaking me!
Stop it you're breaking me!
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Sorry.
*mends*
( O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Ooooo
That feels niiiiiiice.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Gah, being smitten is cack
Total cack.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Bollocks it's good
just doesn't last
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

It's not good or bad
It's both amazing and awful at the same time. When the person you feel like this about feels the same (and it works out) - that's the good bit.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Meh I like it,
gives you something to think about.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

It's good when there's potential
But one way or another that becomes sheer anxiety, which in turn leads to despair. And now I'm off to paint my socks black and listen to depressing wallpaper in my Patsy Cline
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Awwww bless

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

This ^^

(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I'm starting to know the feeling!

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Have you just met becky then?

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Like she'd ever want to meet a cunt like me :(

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Damn straight cunt

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

You're not my type anyway to be honest

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Good, I don't do mongs

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I think Bert would beg to differ

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

O NO HE DIDN'T!

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

OH YEAH I WENT THERE!

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

OH MY GOD, YOU HEARTLESS INTERNET BULLIES
someone call me a wahmbulance
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)

I don't do heartless sluts!

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

That's not what ym said

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Oh God has that shit meme made it over here? :((((((

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

FUCK YES
You have Wormulus to thank. :)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

He bought me a drink once.
I think that's all I can thank him for.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Buying drinks - the British Confirmation of Friendship
"So, what's he like?"
"Well, he bought me a drink."
"Oh, top bloke then?"
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Awesome
That means I actually have some friends. This is a good day.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I helped popularise it on /talk in the first place

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

It's nothing to be proud of :(

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Is that what the girls say to you?

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Apparently a ten second record isn't good

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Ten seconds!
*high fives*

You da man, that's twice as long as normal right?
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

She should have been grateful
Heartless bitch
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Does this include
post coital cigarettes and pillow talk?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

And ordering the pizza.

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)

What to do til it's delivered?
The same again, forty eight times.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Errrrr
well, I can understand doing it once more, but then it's playstation time.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

May I be the first to say
MTFU.

But what I really mean is "damn, man, biatch ain't worth it, homes".
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Ha!
I'm trying to man the fuck up by drinking cider. Results could be...interesting.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Thank God I don't know where you live
Or there would be bumming tonight!

EDIT: And I can't guarantee that it wouldn't be a surprise.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

SURPRISE!

It's officially not rape now.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Surprise bumming
The best kind!

:edit: Check your gazzes :p
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
You whore!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Oh go on
share the love?
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

From: Captain V
"I'll meet you at Hellhole One or Crack Alley station."

Somebody wants a BUMMING!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Nice cover
Changing the station names.

*shifty eyes*
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Ha
I didn't actually care, was just being silly.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

That's a long way to go for a bumming
I'm sure you could get something better round your place.

I bet the mrs would oblige if you asked her, she seems very nice.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

video's, puts on youtube
becomes porn millionaire
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

I've got a video on watchme.com
I've made about 7 quid so far.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Aww, *blushes*, I know, I know.....
You sweet heart.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)