I love music
The one consolation (okay one of two) of the other half being away is that I can sit in the living room and drink beer in my pants and crank the stereo right up to 11.

The other consolation is the Bravissimo catalogue.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

And the internet, of course.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

And being able to fart without prejudice.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

We can do that anyway.
We broke that boundary shortly after meeting.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Oh, the perfect relationship.
I think me an Flimmy farted in front of each other pretty much from the word go. She does some particularly eggy guffs after a night on the sauce.

Of course, mine smell of roses and turkish delight.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

mrs al has been know to be quite viciously potent.

I fucking love Slayer.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Awww bless you both
I'm not keen on guys farting in front of me on the first date or dutch ovens.

I thought you'd already used up the bravissimo goodness?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

My neighbours are listening to Bon jovi quite loud

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

You live in the 80's.
AICMFP
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Milton Keynes,
so yes, the 2080's
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Yeah
you keep telling yourself that.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

We have people patroling the shopping center on seqways
it's like demolition man
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Do you all have sinclair C5's and Bacofoil suits in the future?

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

No they have roundabouts, dual carriageways and concrete cancer.

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Hey, man, I'm alive I'm taking each day and night at a time.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I'd hold you
I'd squeeze you
I'd get down on my knees for you
I'd make everything alright
If you were in these arms tonight.

I like a couple of Bon Jovi albums.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

My older sister was a big fan when I was growing up
so I still quite like him,
He played MK a few times too.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Some day I'll be Saturday night.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I'm going to laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you down on a bed of roses.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

*guitar solos on a cliff*

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

And I will love you... Bay-beh-eh-eh
Aaaalways
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

I'm feelin like a Monday
But someday I'll be Saturday night
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

My boss has left for the day, and he so graciously decided to hook the computer up to my stereo
now I can listen to or watch anything I want.

He also said I could leave as soon as the last client pays.

Of course the fat cunt probably won't show up until I'm supposed to get off.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Kick him in the cunt
once he's paid obviously.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

ugh IF HE EVER FUCKING GETS HERE
I've been waiting 2 bloody hours already!!
*stamps foot*
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Better bring that cunt kicking forward then

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I'm going to meet him in the drive way
it's gonna be a smack down
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

THIS
IS WHAT YOU GET

WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE KRISTINE!
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Oh oh oh!
someone's pulling up
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

it's fedex >:(

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Why do you keep beer in your pants?
Is it real ale?
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

I love beer
*rubs thighs for tomorrow night*

*dribbles wee on the floor*

Been listening to the CuLt whilst making home made pizza in the kitchen (where my small feet belong).

I am wearing my Granny's twee pink pinny.
My boobs aren't big enough to warrant a Bravissimo catalogue.

How are you hanging al? x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

to the left as always
I had salmon and mushrooms and kale and peas and carrots for dinner. Mrs al would be very proud of me not getting a takeaway.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Asda micromeal?
well done
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Certainly not
I will eat any old shit from takeaways, but I will not eat a ready meal under any circumstances. Those things are gross.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Then you've eaten one at some point to have that knowledge
catch 22
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

well, yes
I was a student for three years. But never again.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Hahahahaha, you ate shit food
Looks at dinner, laughter diminishes
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)