OMG, I KNOW A SECRET
And it's a reeeeeeeeeally juicy one
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

omg

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

juicy

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

juicy

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Jucier

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

is it about me?

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

I simply can't say

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

But my god is it juicy

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

we already know that pluto isn't a planet

( Kristine, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

WHAT??????

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

That's a lie

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Tell tell tell!
I want to feel the juice running down my chin!

Hang on, thinking of something else...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Tell me tell me tell me!
I like secrets.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Oh becky
We already know about spak's cock not doing the pre-cum thing.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

BEST. MEME. EVAH!!!!!

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Oooo
what time are you getting to London Town tomorrow?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

4:03 pm
Allegedly. If the train's on time.

Why? Are you going to meet us at King's Cross wearing a carnation and a silk scarf?
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I'll be wearing a grey suit and carrying a copy of the Telegraph

But seriously, I was just wandering when you were going to the pub. I was aiming to get there slightly before 6. Do you know where you're going?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Me?
Know where I'm going? Whey aye.

I have a Google map printed

Aiming to be there no later than 7, but will need to grab some food. I'll be instantly recognisable as I'll have my wedding coat of awesome on :)
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Yay!
I'm looking forward to seeing it.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

INNIT THO!
Poor PJM; he's still in therapy over that.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

*Gibbers*
Oh no... Not another round of ECT...
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

*Zaps*
*Pre-cums*

*Wipes on curtains, otherwise known as 'zuffling'*
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Awwww
Come on. Spill!
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I cannot say my pretties
but dear god, the juice...

Falls over and rolls around in juice
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Now you're just showing off.

( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

She's not showing off
it's just that her vag does that pre cum thing.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

And proud of it

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

stop talking about your cunny and get on with the secret telling

( Kristine, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

nuh uh

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

YEAH!

( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Who the hell does she think she is, flaunting her secret all across the board??
Off with her head!
( Kristine, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I dunno.
Some people.

*tcho*
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Americans
any little thing doesn't go their way, it's just death, death, death.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

I was talking about becky

( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

And America, obviously.

( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

We, quite clearly, learned it from the english
apple doesn't fall far from the tree, etc
( Kristine, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Look, she's gone now.
Probably just making it all up, the big internet whore.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

WHAT?
Why I oughta

FIRES UP HONDA ACCORD
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

*gets pinned against wall*
*is punched more than once*

*dies of a drug overdose*

HAPPY NOW???
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

You forgot
*falls over small wall*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Ah.
I didn't see the original post. I am clearly inadequate :(
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I bet he was the year below her.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I think he was
becky's quite old.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Eh? Who's the year below me?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

You went to far DG
now you've gotta live with the consequences.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Ooh, fuck.
I'm in for it now aren't I?

Is it too late for a retraction?

*grovels*
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I'm sorry DG
It was nice knowing you. You might want to wear a different coat tomorrow. Be a shame to spoil such a snazzy one with bloodstains and that.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

pfft rubbish boys making fun of me
I'M NOT GOING TO COME OUT TOMORROW NOW. I'M GOING TO FLOUNCE. IN MY BEST FLOUNCING KNICKERS

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Hooray!
She's not coming, now me and chompy can get it on without her looking all grumpy and asking for go the whole time.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Asking for go the whole time?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah, you don't know which on of us you want
so you'll just generally pester us and try and put us off our stroke and then try and mount which ever one tries to get you to go away.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Oooh, I hadn't thought of that
I've met most of you, but there's bound to be some that I don't know there.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

You have flouncing knickers?
Is there any situation for which you do not possess suitable underwear?
(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Of course not

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

At the risk of getting called a pervert for the second time in as many days
How are flouncing knickers different from normal ones?
(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Did you finish your report?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Aye, did finish it, and handed it in at lunchtime as per uni regulations.

(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Why are on b3ta then?
You should be out trying to bang other students?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Haven't you heard?
B3ta's the latest place to pick people up. No need to get dressed up and go clubbing when you can slob about in your pants and take your pick from the ones online
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

There are girls on the internet?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Nah.
They're all middle aged blokes wearing gingham dresses and possessed with a horses fixation.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Thank god for that.
I was worried there.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Indeed.
Nice dress, by the way. What you doing later? Fancy a spot of horse riding?
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

It's amusing on here and I'm bored
Also, I have no money to go out with to the meat markets.
(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

busy
for a friday night its quite busy too :)

Hello everyone! how are we all tonight?
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Evening kirst
How's your good self?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

good
Well, skint. But apart from that. :)

Also got a new and interesting burn at work today :-O
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Evening Kirst
I'm hot and mildly burnt. Turns out that making a curry from scratch in your boxers can lead to interesting mini-burns where hot oil has spat all over tender bits.

Hows you?
(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

evenin ghost
I'm terribly terribly bored. Its friday night and i didn't even have the excuse of work in the morning for not going out. Just no one to go with :(

I burned myself too! At work today over an old scar, and now i have an X on the back of my hand!
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)

Clubs are shit places to meet women
get yourself down the supermarket and head to the cake aisle. This time of night on a friday, it's gonna be bursting with single women. Of course they'll be a bit on the large side, but that's okay. Just means they're more grateful. And they're easier to run away from once you've spaffed up them.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

They have flouncy bits on them
for extra flouncing pleasure
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Ah. I should have known that they came flouncy for her pleasure.

(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Shut it vectortits!

( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Shut it darlek lover

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Ooh, harsh...
But you're right. It's the knobbly bits and the extendable plunger action that does it for me.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Ooooooooo
say it again.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

It's the knobbly bits and the extendable plunger action that does it for me.
Happy now?
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

almost .... there
one more .......... time!
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

It's the knobbly bits and the extendable plunger action that does it for me.
Cigarette?
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

London Underground!
London Underground!
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Don't be silly.
You can't smoke on the Underground. Not since that incident with the lit fag and the wooden escalator.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Anyway, I'm not a rubbish boy
I is all MAN!
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

NONONONONONONO
I will not stand for this kind of talk, online.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

*Proffers stool*
You have a seat, sonny. There, there.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

OH HAR HAR
Yes please.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

*Passes faeces*
Ha, you thought I was talking about a three legged piece of furniture didn't you?
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

No.
I like sitting on poo. Just an average Friday night.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Will you squat and touch yourself
for this sort of talk?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I touch myself, you pay me.
YOU PAY ME NOW OR I GET PWOTECTION!
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

I don't need this sort of talk
in order to squat and touch myself.

I only need the mental image of you as the Laughing Cavalier. Quite how you manage to get yourself to look like an obsolete Vauxhall model with a grin is anyone's guess. But you do it so damned stylishly.

*Pre-cums*

*Wallpapers*
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

My parents used to drive a Cavalier
we had a brown one.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

like your face as you use it to wipe your arse innit

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

You just wish I would put my face near your arse
and tickle your spinchter with my tongue.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

You'll be well impressed tomorrow
My beard has been growing for nearly six months now.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

You have a vag?
I KNEW IT!!!
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

vEg I said I have vEg
I'm growing onions.

God, everythings about sex with you. I feel sorry for Tourettes.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

onions
I'm growing virtual plants. Strawberry's and tomatoes
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Why not grow real ones?
They grow really well in pots or window boxes.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

no where
to grow them... we have a garden, but the dog would dig them up, then piss on em. Git. thats pots or in the ground. I dispair. I'd like to do some kind of extreme dog wispering shit on it, but its not my dog, so i'm stuck with it.

It also eats all my pants. dirty for preferance, but it'll take anything
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Fetch me Cesar Milan!

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

I've had two beers.
Shall I have another?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

DO IT.
IN UR PANCE
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

many
Have lots!!!
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I've got things to do tomorrow morning
but nothing in the afternoon, so I could feasibly have a nap.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

OMG I NO A SECRET 2!

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Whats yours?
Is it the thing about beckys cock?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

OMG, is it the same secret as I no?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

izzit?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

izzit?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

INNIT THO.

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

I LIKE TOTALY CNT BLIEVE IT.
SHANICE TOLD ME ND I WOZ LIKE WOT MATE.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

OMGZ, how did u no?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Rare bruv', dat be some shit ass tight secret, well safe, innit *clicky finger wrist shake*, yous know what I is sayin'.
Ya' get me? Wanna crotch at me yard with me bredwin, wes be a well tight crew, yagetme? yagetme blud'?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

waah
I want a secret too!
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

I'll tell you a secret.
It's about al.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Everyone knows my cock
doesn't do that pre cum thing.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

OMG

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

OMG, mazin
tell me more
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

wotz this precum thing?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

enquirin minds must no

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

lol dno fink u beta ask sum1 lse!!1

(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Iss like wen ur well hrny, nd doin it on a gurl
u get sum pre-ejaklatry flooids wot come out b4 u cum.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

OMG THAT SOUNDS WICKED COOL INNIT

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Well gud, blud.

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Brap brap

(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

EAST SIDE REPRAZENT.

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Eh?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

pfft, she dont geddit, she's not down wid da kidz lolz
Just add lolz to every sentance
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Innit bredrin

(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

I am unable to communciate in this strange patois
innit. lolz.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Oh?

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Ay?

(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Ah!
/olds
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

You're not old!
/panders
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Ah! What a lovely boy you are!
Would you like one of my Werthers Originals?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Why thank you!
*sucks*
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, Reply)

OOooohoooooooooOOOOOOOOOHoo

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, Reply)

*sucks*

( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Enjoys muchly as she falls asleep

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)