*sniffs*
I'm looking after my mate's cats at the moment, and I've found that their sachets of Felix smell quite tasty, even to the point of considering spreading it on toast.

What else smells good but probably doesn't taste good?
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:09, Reply)

YM
just to get that out of the way...
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:10, Reply)

Soap powder
Smells lovely and crisp and fresh and powdery. Like a grown-up sherbet. Tastes like soap. I should know.
(Roo-oo-oo-ta Underling member of the B3ta 'bite me' club, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:15, Reply)

Benzene
smells really sweet, which is why it and similar chemical substances are labelled 'aromatic' compounds. I don't know what it tastes like, but I'd imagine it's pretty awful. It's also very carcinogenic, so I'm not going to be trying it!
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:17, Reply)

when I was wee..
my mum used to buy shampoo and conditioner that smelled like bubblegum.

It didn't taste like it. :(
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Candles
Some Yankee Candles smell really scrummy but they all taste waxy...probably.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:37, Reply)

i love
the smell of ground coffee when a fresh tin is opened, but don't like the taste
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:39, Reply)

yeah but that's cos you're a little strange :P
Coffee is ace. I will stand by this. I will convert you to it!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Leave the poor man alone
Coffee any day.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:54, Reply)

No. I will convert him.
Or at least I'll have coffee every morning so the house smells of coffee. And he'll be all tempted and going "oooooo smells lovely, can I have some?" and I'll be all "but you don't even like coffee!".

But then I'll have and let him have some. Coffee I mean.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:56, Reply)

I see your coffee
and raise you bacon
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:00, Reply)

No dear.
That is a battle you will never win.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

The mighty bacon sandwich
The downfall of so many people everywhere.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

not mine,
I can't stand bacon.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

The bacon (or even better bacon-and-egg) banjo
is a British tradition!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

The bacon sarnie
converted me back from vegetarianism. All hail the bacon sarnie!
(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)

You're not supposed to eat it.

( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I love the smell of petrol
For some reason...

Certainly doesn't taste good.
(TDW I will bite your face off, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Petrol
has quite a bit of benzene in it. See my post further up the page!
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:52, Reply)

Ahh
Well curse my lack of knowledge.


/necks a pint of petrol
(TDW I will bite your face off, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Coffee never tastes as good as it smells.
And other people's toast always smells nicer than your own.
(Roo-oo-oo-ta Underling member of the B3ta 'bite me' club, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Paper
Specifically, some of the silks that we use at work. They even taste sort of nice to lick - all the chemicals coming off on your tongue in that first lick. But to chew... it's like eating Thatcher's kickers after she's used extra starch.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:48, Reply)

you've had experience of licking Thatcher's knickers after she's used extra starch now then have you?
:P
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:49, Reply)

I couldn't possibly comment....
Certainly, my own silky underwear would not be as stiff.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:53, Reply)

and those two knicker combinations have, in effect,
nullified my appetite.

love and fluff.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Why is it
that your own farts smell quite OK - satisfying, in a way - but you're always repulsed by anyone else's?

Don't know what farts taste like and I've no intention of finding out either!
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Like cottage pie

(Roo-oo-oo-ta Underling member of the B3ta 'bite me' club, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:00, Reply)

That's why they (whoever 'they' are) say
that farts and success - your own are the only ones you really like.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Soap
Although bath ballistics from lush taste a bit like sherbet. The blackberry one they used to do was awesome.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Don't they both have bicarbonate of soda in them?
/goes out to buy Lush bathbombs
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Yup, makes them all tingly on your tongue :)

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

they're the gayest type of bombs

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Even gayer than the military's proposed gay bombs?

(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Chips
Walking past a chippie I always have a nostalgia-tinged nostril flashback and am convinced I really want a nice portion of luvverly chips.

About once in every ten times this happens I cave in and buy some, and am without fail crestfalled within seconds as I realise that, yet again, I have been duped into buying a large bag of potatoes.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

The wife's...
coconut shampoo.
( Weejock, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)