Today I am 44 and 1 day older.
I have a drink related injury as I banged my toe on the bed last night and it bloody hurts, and it's a Monday.


Pity me.


Edit - The day has took a sudden upturn as I've just eaten a creamcake.

Edit 2 - I've just had another one. *burps*
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Do you really want my pity?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Yes please.
Pity, pandering and a virtual hug.

Btw, I saw your pics from the bash. Your a very attractive women you know ; )
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

From those photo's?
I look like shit
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Obligatory MTFU

(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

aww
Only 8 weeks till Ancrenne's bash though something to look forward to :p
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I know, this is what keeps me going.
Also only three weeks till I see Beekers and Tulip.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Yay.
At least it's only your toe, Blousey, and can be hidden from view.

My drunken injury, on the other hand, was very visible on Saturday night :(
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

hehe
I was too polite to mention it until someone else did :p
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

It made I laugh
I didn't know the full story til Tourettes told me and that made me laugh a lot more.

Sorry
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Kindly explain...

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

He was going to help Tourettes get up
as she was already on the floor and fell over her.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

resulting in
two black eyes and a botched up nose :p
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah yeah.
Fucking rub it in why don't you?

There is a pic somewhere on this board if you can be arsed to find it. I certainly can't.

:)
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I recognised DG from the wounded nose
so it did have that as an upside.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I got drunk on free champagne
I got off the bus with Tourette's. She fell over, I went to try and keep her upright, gravity took over and I ended up smacking my nose off the pavement for my troubles.

It hurt. I'm never being gallant again.

The second scab has now fallen off and I have a very pronounced dent in the bridge now.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Just tell everyone it's an old war wound.
You headbutted a Taliban soldier in Afghanistan.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Whoa!
Clickin' this!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I didn't even notice
And I hadn't even started drinking when we first spoke to each other. I don't think my eyesight is that bad. I'm certainly not Kaol.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I think it's for the best.
One of me is enough.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

You also wouldn't fight that midget, despite the promise of a badge!
Kaol would have.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

A midget?
I would've kicked it's little arse 'til it called me Daddy.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I wanted V to wrestle it
But he wussed out. Then later grabbed my cock.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah?
He did the same to me on Tuesday.
AND his mouth was full of balls.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Lab wasn't even
wearing the bra at that point either for V to use the "it was dark and I was drunk" excuse
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I was upset!
The suggestion that we could substitute the midgets wrestlers that we were unable to book with me was highly offensive.*

*May contain little lies
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Midgets can never be 'highly offensive'

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

They can, however,
Be 'highly explosive'.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Well you started it in style then!
Are you coming to the July bash?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I can't in July.
The weekend before I'm down south at Ancrenne's place.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

But I'm not going to the Northern bash as I have a rule about bashes outside the M25.
it's just not cricket.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Pah!
But we shall have to try and get to more London bashes. Clendrix mentioned a possible birthday bash in December. And it's my birthday in December too...
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Would sign up for this.
Get arranging then.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Think Clenders is looking into it.
We found an ideal venue yesterday as well that was free to hire.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

December?
Fookin hell I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

You said you were gonna have sex with a crocodile
And film it for me :(
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Did you mean crocodile?
And you claim to have a degree in Zoology?

OH I SO SAW!! You sneaky ninja editing bastard
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

*shrugs*
I have no idea what you are talking about.
More croc-sex, less jabbering.

EDIT: "nija editing"? What's a "nija"?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Whatever
Kaoltard
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Well I'll be having another November bash
unless I decide I hate you all by then. In the diary
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

So you don't hate us all yet?
Must try harder...
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I know, I just can't bring myself to do it
I'm sure it'll come with time though ,)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Well hopefully not before your bash
as I have signed up and everything :p
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I
used to live in a place called Pity Me

<useless fact of the day>
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I used to watch Quincy ME

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I used to have a quince tree

( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Pity Me
is in County Durham is it not?
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

It
is indeed. And student rents are (were) ridiculously cheap there.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

They probably still are
It's not the most buzzing location in the world.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I've been there as my mum was raised in Durham
it's shit.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Hence
the reason why I moved back into Durham city centre for my final year. Pity Me was like living in Royston Vasey.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Durham's not that much better
but the halls of residences were quite nice.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)