gotta love frosty winter mornings.
it was brrrrr chilly cold this morning but now I'm wrapped up snug as a bug.
What's on for your day today?

Also - shorts or jeans?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Today I shall mostly be
sitting on my balcony with cold beer, my laptop, a book and my mp3 player. Possibly some sandwiches. I will be wearing a vest and hotpants and lashings of suncream factor 15.

Godamn it's hard work being unemployed.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

How goes the job hunting?
Anything new on the horizon?
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Not too shabby thanks
I have a trial shift tomorrow sarf of the river and they're gonna pay me mega bucks for the day. Most places expect you to do it for free.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Sarf of the River...?
Battersea?

;-)

Good luck, I'm hoping for some good news from you!
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Nah, Charlton
Thanks :)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Work today. All day.
But.... On me, jeans. On nubiles, shorts.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Sod both of you
I'm stuck in work, half asleep, bored as hell.

Grr.
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Jeans
...don't have the legs!

It's a gloriously sunny day here in London, am looking forward to teh chilly come Christmas time and I just booked my flight to go away to Qaanaaq (google it, it's a tiny place :)) for Christmas.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I've bunked off work
and am sat with some binoculars perving on a girl sunbathing on her balcony *rubs thighs*
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA!
I like this!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

POIDH

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

^
This
(Ethelred is currently sick. MOAR SYMPATHIES PWEASE, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I'm doing what I have been for the past month...
Revision.

But just three more days and I shall be FREE! Free, I tell you!

At which point I shall have to make a costume for a 2-day Moulin Rouge party.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

POIDH
Thought I'd be the first to say it.
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Not possible til after the party :D

(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Will it be worth the wait?
Haha
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Hopefully.
If it turns out how it looks in my head...
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Will this be used for pole dancing at the party
although why you'd want to dance to Polish music is beyond me.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

^^
THIS!

Both for the question, and the statement!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

No pole dancing :)
But, the outfit will latter be modified and added to for use in my upcoming belly dance performance.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Two day Moulin Rouge party?
Coolio.

Try to get someone to do the tango to the extremely slow version of Roxanne a la the film. One of the most erotic things I've ever seen in film.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Its an 18th,
So everybody will be far too wasted to do anything that needs any form of concentration... me included :D
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Be careful :)
Having been an 18 year old male in the midsts of time ...
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

So...
Where will this 2 day party of scantily clad ladies be held?

For...erm...perving in case you need a chaperone?

Hehe
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

To be honest.,
I haven't a clue. Which is why I'll be getting a lift off a friend.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Fires up the pandertron
Oh wait, it's already in action.

Carry on
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I've never had a two sided
pandatron attack before.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Why don't you tell us more about your hot pants then?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I don't own any hotpants.
What?
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I was talking to becky,

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Oh sorry.
Carry on.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I'm at work on a conference call,
it's exciting.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

The office is really humid
stupid weather
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

oh darn.
should we alert the media?
or perhaps we can fix it somehow? if everybody stopped sweating there'd be less heat and moisture, ergo it'd be less humid!

Now to work out how to stop people in chompy's office from sweating...
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I could throw water on them,

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Funeral :0(
Ho hum.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Sorry
to hear that. Condolences offered!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Oh noes :(
*hugs*
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Hope you're doing ok, Spike
:)
Sorry to hear about your friend.
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Hope you're well fella

( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Neither-
Dresses and skirts all the way!

And sparkly shoes.
AA- you haven't seen the ones covered in glitter yet!
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Are they red too?
Are you just trying to re-enact the wizard of Oz using only shoes?
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Nope, purple
I have metallic green ones, shimmery blue with a big jewel, bronzy ones, shiny gold flats, shiny black ones, lots of patterned ones...

and Doc Martens.

Purple metallic ones :D
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

oh wow...
*shoe envy*

I have my converse, biker boots and one pair of black heels suitable for every occasion. And that's pretty much it.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Over 40 when I last counted
:/

You should see my wardrobe. I think I have over 60 dresses? I'm addicted to Retro Rehab's £1 box. And charity shops. And shopping.

/typical teenage girl
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

*jaw drops*
Oh wow. I wish I could go shopping with you. I'm just getting into vintage and charity shops.
I got my leavers do dress off here: www.etsy.com - they do some great vintage stuff.

I have a ridiculous amount of jeans though.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I'm just patient. And I don't like wearing the same things as other people.
My way of shopping is look at the price, see if I like it, see if it fits. If it's too big but cheap, get it. If it's too small but cheap, buy it and put it in the when-I-get-dysentery pile.
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Oooh sparkly shoes - nice!
I'm wearing really stupidly high shoes today, I brought them and didn't actually realise how tall they make me. I'm currently looming over six-foot tall guys in my office - its fun! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

That is fun :)
*likes*
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

It deffo is
Especially when they take a few minutes to work out what’s happened, like their brain is thinking 'Have I shrunk?'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I wish I could pull that off.
I can't walk in heels at alllll.
And I've tried. Oh how I've tried!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Ha
Oh I can't really walk in them either - I'm sort of skitting around the place a bit like a android - its mucho sexeh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I couldn't until about a year ago,
When I had to learn in about three days.
Heels: 1, Feet: 0
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Me neither
moving to London has turned me into a proper girl. I used to be quite happy in trainers, jeans and tees, now I'm flouncing around in dresses and heels - its strange, I blame the girls in my office!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Damn those office girls *shakes fist*
I dread the day when I get a proper job and have to dress smart every single day. And have to wear... duh duh duh... skirts!
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Awww
its will be a sad day for you indeed.

Before London I always wore jeans to work and it was so nice, now I have to spend money on a 'work wardrobe' and it makes me sad! :(

Still, had to get used to wearing dresses at some point, weddings and stuff! Bah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I've got completely into wearing heels
It's weird wearing flats now.

Personal favourites are Clarks heels, you get some nice ones - got some ace blue and grey T-bars - and they're really comfy with thick heels.

Irregular Choice are all of the win, though I have no money :(
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Aww
I LOVE Irregular Choice shoes, they're super! I also really like ART shoes too, they're kooky! :)

Currently I have many shoes under my desk at work - the scary ones are the Kurt Geigers, they are ouchy but so so pretty!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Ahh Off Topic
Home of emotionally troubled men and eighteen year old girls.

Online.

Anyone else see the pandatron looming large?
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

It's already there mate
You missed it
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Hardly surprised
If the Honda Accord is the official online angrymobile, and a pink Micra convertible is the Flouncemobile, then we need some sort of official pandatron car, something used by sleazy middle aged men to entice impressionable teenage girls.

Any suggestions

I really have too much time to think this morning.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Something like a Z3

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Or a Porsche Boxster?
Hmmm....

What was that sporty Honda thingy?
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

a
Civic Type-R??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

My mate has one of those,
he's never dated anyone older than him
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Haha
There we go then - we have a winner! :)

It must be the OZ alloys and the Recaro seats, you knows the ladeez love the Recaro seats!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

A Civic Type R
cannot be bought by anyone over the age of 30. Trufax
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Hehe
I've seen lots of Estate Agents in Civics. *shudders*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

In inuit
The words for "Estate Agent" and "noxious anal leakage" are the same.

Trufax.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

No, the convertible roadster type thing
It looks like the type of car bought during a mid-life crisis.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Oooooh
the Honda S2000!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Yes!
Tell me it isn't the ultimate pandamobile?

Free medallion with every purchase.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Hahahaha
This is very true. Its very appealing to women that don't know anything about cars as its small and sort of cute looking.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Honestly?
I wouldn't be enticed by that.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Yes
But you sound nice!! :)

I'm referring to girls that can't even think for themselves and get distracted by shiny things.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Baubles
on four wheels.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

that
would do it! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Ah, I see.
Thanks! :D

I'd jump straight on the back of one of these though.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Am I
supposed to see a pig with a paintbrush??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Ah
Got it - A Ducati ST2!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Argh!
Nope. A Ducati ST 2.

I have no idea how you got that.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Hehe
Don't worry I saw it in the link! I agree!! My dad has a Ducati 900 SS IE and I bloody love it!! :)

If someone pulled up on a Benelli Tornado and offered me a ride, I would be gone! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Now that is a sexy bike.
None of this Japanese nonsense.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Oh God no.
My friend Terri is very into her Japanese bikes and goes on track days quite a bit but I've personally never seen the appeal - give me an Italian superbike any day, preferably ridden by James Toseland! *drools*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I'd love to be able to say "but it'll break down a lot"
but I own an Alfa Romeo

:-(
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Awww, so I take it you have AA cover?? *sniggers*

I would totally have an Alfa too if I could afford it. :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Oh, Italian all the way.
My dad drag races, so I grew up around Ducatis.

Though I have to say I'm more of a Fogarty person. :)
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Aww
Me too, I miss Carl! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Subaru
Impreza - the car for the mid-life crisis!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I vote this
So long as it has the gold rims and exhaust.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

But
of course! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Fiat Panda?

( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Great name
pants executions. Needs moar chest wig
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

With custom spoiler, of course
The IT tech drives one, I think.
I know it's definitely polka-dotted.
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Surely it's a soundproofed transit
with no windows.

Or is that just mine?
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

*fears*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

*gibbers*
Shall we throw shoes at him?
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Hmmm...
Yes.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Hooray! Shoes!
*adds shoes to collection*

*starts to creep himself out*
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

MX5
They think it says "I'm so cool I have a sports car" and it actually says "I'm a camp hairdresser who lives in a new housing development with a badly-seeded lawn"
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Hehehe
This is very true! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

It's never far away from offtopic.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)