Internet puzzle
Hello internet, you'll know this. What is this dialogue from:

Person one: Are you saying that's not you?
Person two: Yeah
Person one: Well, I'm saying it is.

It'll be a tv show, but cant put my finger on it.
( I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Red Dwarf?

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Well
If you're him and he's him, and he's him and he's him, am I still me? And if not, who's eating this chicken?
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Sounds like something from Life on Mars.

( big-girl's-baubles are huge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I second this.
Sounds like just the sort of thing Gene Hunt would say.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:30, Reply)

yeah
that was my first thought, the gene genie.
( I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Crimewatch?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

haha
damn it I was drinking tea and had to snort it back in
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I have no idea at all,
have you tried searching IMDB?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

from google the only thing that pops up is a quote from Angel
but I never watched it.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)

On Google
All I can find is Criss Angel talking to Larry King
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I quite liked that Crisis Command show that was on telly quite a few years ago.
The one where someone kept on making bad desisions until the entire tube flooded and the whole of london got nuked.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

that was good
there was something about having to close some tunnels in tube. The updates were something like "engineers say closing the tunnel gates will save 1.2 million people, do you want to close the gates?"

erm...

"The tube is flooded. 1.2 million people just died."

Gulp.

Which of course, is exactly what would really happen.
( I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

That's the one.
Plane didn't get shot down
Plane crashed into Houses of Parliment
Tunnels under houses of parlement are about to collapse, close the flood gates?
Loads of people died.

I really wish I could find myself a copy of that series.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Not quite it, but close
From Firefly (or possibly Serenity) - roughly from Memory:

Mal: Do you want to be Captain of this ship?

Jayne: Yeah

Mal: Well... You Can't.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

It's Serenity
Great show, great film...sigh. Dollhouse just doesn't compare.

Oh, and I've got no idea about the original aquatic question.
(GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)