In an hour, I am going to Paris.
Tell me why this is a shit idea...I shall ignore you all though, because I am going anyway.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I'm going to visit friends.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

And have a teeny-tiny b3ta bash.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

And buy a keyring for Badger.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

And to get garlic for me :D

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

If I put that near you,
I shall defeat you.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I'M NOT A VAMPIRE!
Why do people keep saying that?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Because you are

( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

This is brilliant response.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Don't encourage him :(

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

You and I both know I don't need encouragement
It'll happen anyway shortly before I get drunk and forget most of the evening.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

*sighs*

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Looks like someone hasn't had their feed
of blood last night.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

WOOOOOOOO
The tackier and shitter the better :D

Buy me cheap cigs as well and I'll repay you in kind *waggles eyebrows*
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Because
last time I was in Paris I found out that the bloke who I went there with was actually married and then I got an email from his wife calling me a prostitute and a whore, which I thought was redundant.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

:(
I wish I was getting laid in Paris.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

But you can
For only twenty dollar!
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

It's not Bangkok you know
Their economy is probably better than the US at the moment.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

True
But as we've established below Clendrix is very cheap. She'd probably settle for very low class prostitutes too.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I know I'm bad
but I don't like cheap.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I'm not going with you
That's going to make your trip suck but it's probably also a good motivation for moving to Paris for permanently. You'd be much saner that way.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

But you can still gaz and text me there.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Oh yea!
Muwahahahahahahaha!
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Last time I went to Paris
I drank too much cheap wine and was sick after walking up to the Sacré-Cœur the next morning.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

The French.
/predictable
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

What?
NO ONE TOLD ME THIS.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Oh yeah there's loads of them there.
All stripy jumpers and berets and baguettes. But you'll be fine, as long as you remembered to pack plenty of repellent.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

*packs V*

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PACK ME

( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

You're right. This would be a shit idea.
I don't want all my stuff covered in fizzy pop.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Drain him before you pack him.
If you really want to be sure, stick him in a plastic bag so that if he manages to leak anyway it's contained.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Veto

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

God dammit
I'm supposed to be in not Paris today!
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Well
life is more exciting on the whim so start packing!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Ok
Just don't say I didn't warn you when it happens.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I won't be there
Although I have my passport in my handbag so I could be....
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Yes but you're the one forcing me to be there with your veto
So don't say I didn't warn you.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

AHEM.
I believe I have the veto today.

I'll let that stand, though.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Damn you
:(
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

You are the failingest fail EVER.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Sorry
I thought it was Monday for some reason :(
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Last time I went to Paris
we clocked up a £1k bar bill in less than 3 hours on beer and mojitos.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

*accepts challenge*

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

That sounded impressive
Until I noticed it was we and not I.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Still impressive.
It was him and ym.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I grew up in paris
I love it,
don't listen to the haters.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

LAst time I went to Paris
I got scared in the bus station and sang Whipping Piccadilly all over the place.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

How could this be a shit plan?
Holidays are rarely a bad idea. Have a lovely time - buy lots of cheap wine and Gauloises in pretty colours. They taste like shit and you look like a cheap whore but who wouldn't want to smoke a pink ciggie?

*EDIT* actually...that sounds entirely wrong. they do come in pink though...
(berk was borked on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

You're right though
Clendrix looks like a cheap whore because she is a cheap whore.

I'm going to get beaten when I next see her :(
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

How dare you?
I don't charge.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

True
But free is very cheap...
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oh dear.
You really don't understand things, do you?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I understand perfectly
I also understand that I had planned to leave my house about 30mins ago.

*sigh*
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Thank you berk.
I shall do all of this.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

We were all smoking
pink and purple cigarettes on Saturday! I think they were Wookiee's, thanks Wookiee!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

They were indeed Wookie's
Sobranie Cocktails - that backy's so healthy it counts towards your 5 a day.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)

The last time I went to Paris
we all got very wet in the rain and went on an open top bus. Also in the rain. Paris is all of the awesome.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)