Sorry to all cat lovers out there...
Cats proven officially stupid.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Two of your posts visible on one page,
home time I think.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

That's not a test of feline intelligence
that's training a cat to think that humans are stupid for testing them and deliberately choosing the wrong option so that we're surprised when they uprise and take over the world.

Spastic
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

You're right
Why would they play along with our futile tests?
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Dogs'll save us, as long as nobody drops a jar of peanut butter on the floor, or any squirals go past....
... or there are any trees in the area, or if there are any bones laying in the ground, or ....[etc].... oh fuck it, we're fucked.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

I like the last line

(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)

"Don't fully understand the relation between cause and effect"
Sounds exactly like Guardian readers to me. Vote Labour, employ cunts.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:49, Reply)

"We are so anthropomorphic we can't see the world through their eyes."
Of course we're anthropomorphic, for fuck's sake - by the very definition of the word, we couldn't be any more anthropomorphic.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

oh the people-shaped peopliness of us all

( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

Unfortunately my cats are stupid.
But I think I've just got stupid cats.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

You're not the only one
One of the most beloved cats I ever had was dumber than a brick wrapped in bacon.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 4:11, Reply)