Who says blokes can't multi-task?
I am currently doing some ironing, drinking some wine AND listening to music.

Stick that in your cricket box, Germaine Greer!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I can watch porn
and masturbate at the same time.

*clevers*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:08, Reply)

I can watch porn
Masturbate, do the ironing, drink wine, listen to music AND post on b3ta at the same time.

:p
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:13, Reply)

Eugh, everything'll get sticky
DISGUSTING
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:15, Reply)

You love it
And you know it.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:12, Reply)

@DG
*bows down*

*wishes hadn't*
*sticks*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:20, Reply)

I'm just waiting for a ranty thread from Tourettes now
WHAT CUNT SPILT WINE ON MY LINENS AND LEFT BRITNEY BLARING OUT?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:10, Reply)

BRITNEY???
I'm listening to Pop Will Eat Itself I'll have you know.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:14, Reply)

I smell bullshit
Oh wait, that's just the precum stains burning into the linens ,)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:15, Reply)

we're not posh enough to own linens
will poly-cotton do? :P
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:17, Reply)

*gets girl, kills baddies*

( mictoboy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:17, Reply)

*Digs it*
*Def Con Ones*

*Fires up the Beaver Patrol*
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

*rubs another man's rubarb*
*fails to communicate*
( mictoboy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

You're one of those metrosexuals aren't you?
*points and laughs*
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU!
I've never had sex in a Metro.

in a mini, yes
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:21, Reply)

(applies mental bleach)
to image of Germaine Greer's box now in my head...older viewers may remember it...shot taken of her for some mag back in the 70s...Google it at your peril

[EDIT] PS for anyone interested, I didn't get the job...too experienced...boo
( I_Was_Mordred, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:33, Reply)

That sucks.
How can you be too experienced?

Maybe a prostitute could be I suppose.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Sorry Mordred.
Onwards and upwards.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)