pants
Today I got my first ever dirty phone call.

A man called my shop and asked me what colour pants I was wearing. Only I didn't hear him and told him he'd need to shout. Thats when I realised there was something funny going on...

nyone else an unwitting masterbatory aid today?
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)

not to my knowledge
but a gay guy giggled at me today, so who knows.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Note to self: speak clearly when making dirty phonecalls
Being asked to speak up would just make the whole affair awkward and embarrassing.
(GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Hahaha!
It really made it worse...

He asked again, and then in a wee voice said can you hear me now?

Hahaha!
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Oh, bless
I guess it's like cold callers: get them off-script and the power moves away from them and back to you.
(GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)