Do you have a certain type that you go for?
Tall, short, elegantly rounded, slim, blonde, brunette etc...
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Erm...
No, not really.

Attractiveness to me is not based on looks alone but a whole other range of qualities. Humour, attitude, values, all of which make up the attractiveness. looks are a bonus.

That said, I got a good deal. It was her eyes that got me at first.

Equal result, she went from a B cup to a D cup over the weekend :)
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

I so have the touch
when it comes to norks :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Well don't touch mine.
They're big enough : )
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

This is true
:)
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I was referring to ancrenne's post there...

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

the drunkest person over 18

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I love you

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Hmmm
My preferences are taller than me (not hard), kinda skinny, brunette, and geeky but not too dorky. Though it's rare that I actually go for someone who fits most of that criteria.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I find....
That if they are daft enough to like me back, I should quit while I'm ahead...
(Miraclefish was employed for his good with words, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

^
This
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 4:05, Reply)

This was asked on talk earlier,
and no I don't have a type.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I didn't see that

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

it started off with flapjack talking about his ideas on society,

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I don't post so much on there anymore
since here became less fluffy.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Same,

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

As terribly twee as it sounds
I go for personality and a killer smile more than anything else
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Not any more but when younger....
Tall, bald or skinhead geeky types carrying a few extra pounds. Blondes do nothing for me and neither does a six-pack.

This goes for women also.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Looks wise, nope, not at all.
Whenever I think there is a cirtain look I like, and that's what I go for, I meet someone who's the oppersite with a smashing personailty that makes me change my mind.

I really like ambition, and a 'get up and go' in someone. I tend to feed off that and do amazing things. I also quite like people who I can help, it's the whole damseal-in-distress thing.

The thing that really turns me off is people who are rude, unapprechative or look down on groups of people.

I'm quite a needy cunt, who quite likes validation, so anyone who does that is great in my books.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

The thing that really turns me off is people who are rude, unapprechative or look down on groups of people.
It's a wonder you lasted on /talk as long as you did.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I'm all of those things
why don't you hate me?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Well if you are, you've hid it well.
I generalize of course, before anyone starts to whinge at me.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

I thought I'd adequately shown this on here in spades
will have to try harder, clearly.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

I thought you were just a bit bolshy.
Nothing wrong with that.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

'cus yous iz well buff tings, yagetme gal? I swarez, you ain't no butters.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

You cunt, I don't appreciate your accent
and I hate you and all the other jews.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Why on earth would someone hate my accent?
That is my cultureal heratage, as a norf lohndonah, and I won't belittle what all my fellow norf hohndonahs went through during the Arsenal-Spurs Away.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I'm just trying to turn you off,
you horny little bastard.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Remember what I said about the girls from hendon?
I still shudder when I recall their accent.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Where is hendon
And how bad is it?
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Norf Lahndon
These were very skanky girls admittedly
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

*scares*

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Hah, I won't get you started on _those_ people who live in the East Wing of Princeses Park Mannor.
I'm supprised they even let them into the jacuzzi.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Nope none at all
I do like sparkly eyes that say things about the person though, and that I can sort of see what they are thinking, and someone who is happy with themselves is always pretty foxy.

EDIT plus a bit of cheeky naughty goes a long way
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Oh I likes a bit of cheeky naughty
rubs thighs
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Oh god.
Personality is more important, because you'd ahve to be a saint or a nutter to put up with me! But I generally go for tall, dark-haired, skinny, pretty guys. My Ex was half-Asianofsomepersuasion, absolutely beautiful in a girly way, with dark hair, dark eyes, kind of pale, kind of tanned skin... Ok you don't need to know that.

As far as personality goes, sense of humour (preferably dark), similar taste in music. But finding me attractive would be pretty good, and if they happen to be attractive and a great person, woo! That's not happened though. Most guys I've been with have been with me out of necessity.

I was going to start a thread asking for advice, but just tell me to MTFU here and I won't threadwaste ^_^
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Start a thread
I need a laugh
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

horrid boy

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

What? I was being nice,
I didn't even mock him for his laughable description of his ex.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I think she's a girl

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

oh, I should be nice then

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Yeah', Chomp is, I'm sure of it.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Correct
and I know, my descriptions are shit at the moment
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Go on then
post your advice thread. I cant promise Chompy wont be a little bitch though.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Thanks for being nice
I'm still terrified of you (and most of the people on here!)

I dunno. I asked your magic 8 ball in the thread a while back and it said ask again later. So I might as well do :D
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Stop acting so scared,
I won't be able to mock your problems now.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Don't be scared of Becky.
Just tickle her belly and she'll love you forever.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Why are you terrified of me
I'm a lickle fwuffy kittum
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

It's starting to feel like we're all gathering round her asking her to tell us a story.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Well this much build up, if there's no astonishing story I'll feel cheated

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

It'll be THE best story EVER!

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

There's no astonishing story.
Just drama, blowjobs, and bald people.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

You sucked off JMG at a theater?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

On a trampoline.
This is not making it any clearer, is it?
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

No, you're just starting to sound like a mental

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Yes.
I've had Edmund messaging me for "advice".
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

You should probably ask the vacuum cleaner.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Stay away from Edmund.
He is not all he preports to be.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

^ this

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Go on then
post your advice thread. I cant promise Becky wont be a little bitch though.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Fuck you, I've been pleasant to her

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

it's early days

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Oh honey, don't we all.

( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Jeez!
At least try and check what sex they are before you mock.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I mock you don't I?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Yes but I'm an old lady with a thick skin.

( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I can tell by the purple links instead of blue.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

ha ha, I bet this is true.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I say I have a 'type'
But I suppose it's quite broad. I've never gone out with a blond, so I guess the dark-haired requirement stands firm.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

"Quite broad"
Pun intended?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

ahahaha, oh gosh.
Any notion I had of having a "type" went out the window a while back.

that said, kindness and a wicked sense of humour always get me.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I agree
But booze and music help!
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

there was no booze involved at all with my squeeze,
I'm well past those days of needing alcohol to like someone. The music part is excellent though.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Taller than me is not hard.
However, well-read, tall, slim, dark, a touch gothic, good sense of humour, decent taste in music and willing to indulge some of my more, shall we say, 'interesting' pastimes (not to mention downright filthy) will tick all my boxes.

EDIT: Also, must like fluffeh kittehs.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Geeks
But be warned, they're not sweet and grateful like you'd expect. Behind those glasses may lie a cad, just like the next scally...
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

^This.
They might have smarter brains but they still lie in their pants.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Haha
Growing up I thought they'd all be like Adrian Mole. All sweet and grateful. They're not. They're still gaw-jus though...
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Generally
Slim brunette with long hair.

However, I only ever get with blondes.

And I must say I've had quite a lot of fun.

Anyway, types are for sillies. Good sense of humour, dirty in bed and altruistic is all you really need/want.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

facial scarring does it for me

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has Boddies in her veins, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:39, Reply)

skirt, pulse.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Tall, blonde, massive tits
My ex was 6'1 and a G cup. Worst thing I ever did was stop putting up with her constant lies and cheating!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:23, Reply)