Ok, fair enough, I'll ask it then.
When you've got someone who you fancy their pants off, and not just a one-night-stand, what's your tactic to get the person of your choice?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I'm going to watch this for advice

( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I've yet to find this out.

( big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Stalk them

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

probably some form of kidnapping

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Get drunk

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

ask them if they want to go out?
well hey - he asked what I do!
You don't get anywhere in life expecting to be asked yourself, sometimes you have to make the first move.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

yeah but then what
you're out, all is good - how to NOT be a drunken letch is something i need to learn.

Quickly.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

That's why you should get drunk first
Then they know what they are letting themselves in for.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Is that how you seduced friz?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Ok, where has all this Friz stuff come from today?

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6230831
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Yeah', but Balders went a bit mental, retreated into his shell.
Then everyone in his life tried to reassure him by letting him say/do what he wants, to help bring him out, and then he grew a bit of a god-complex and belives his own hype (maybe not deep down, but on the surface at least).

So, in reality, you can't take him seriously.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

There was also talk that you and pickle got together
how true is that?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

We went out for a bit, she's a lovely lass, it just didn't work out though..
I had great fun while it lasted, she's a real catch.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

You make me sound like a fish :(

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

but a nice fish all the same.

(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Ooo, do you not use that expresion up in 'deen ?
It basicly means you're ace.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I know it does
I was just teasing.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Right

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

But what if I want to make a good impression
and not just blindly pull?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Then they should be drunk too
So they don't remember that and think you were totally charming all evening.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

cock
this is more tricky than i'd thought
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I should probably point out that I am single
And therefore any advice I have is invalid.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

well if the advice works
i'll let you know and then maybe you can try it out too
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

party rings

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Not nipple rings then?
Maybe that's where I'm going wrong.
( big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Ooh good call

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

So you can do something like this....


*wink* *wink*
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

If that's a sex reference gonz
it's pretty fucking obscure,
and sick
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

If it's obscure _and_ sick, then you got what I was getting at, so it's suggestive point made.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

What?

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Make a conscious effort
to do all the good things that make me me, and not do the bad things that make me me.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I try to do that, but end up as the most campest man in north london.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

There is that danger
then you start weighing each action for gayness, and you spend so long thinking about everything you do she ends up thinking you're sloooow.

Sad face.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

I'm only slow when with girls who don't interest me or have something interesting to say.
Because I'm thinking up inaine conversation.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Get them drunk
Get drunk yourself too, or else that would be just creepy. I'm being flippant because I've no idea. It happens different ways with different people.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Beg?

( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

ahaaa oh dear
I was just waiting for someone to post this.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Get them and keep them evades me at the moment. It didn't a while ago, but I appear to be losing my touch
Not sleeping with them on the first date helps.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Bugger!
I was hoping that was going to be very important.
( big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Never worked for me so far
fun as it can be.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

*learns*
This sounds important
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Some interview advice that works well on dates
talk about something you're passionate about - it's attractive (unless it's your BNP membership or something).

Better yet, get your date talking about their passion, everyone likes talking about themselves.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll
DG & I had a hockling competition off the millenium bridge on an early date. I won. 6 years on, we've been happily married for 10 weeks.
(It helps that the ceremony was at 4pm on a Wednesday.)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Punch them in the arm...
...then run away as fast I can
(Zutroy ahh cock it, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:04, Reply)