Fucking fucksocks
Didn't get an interview for the job I really really wanted. So that sucks ass.

Anything to cheer me up welcome
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

You
are a strong, powerful and funny individual, loved by the b3tan world.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I read that
in one of those annoying self help tape voices.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Sorry
I know my voice with its Scots burr can be a bit annoying

:)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I read it in a womans voice

( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Meh
I know that my voice is a wee bit high-pitched but it's no' that bad, surely?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

No
but I was reminded of the episode of Friends where Chandler gets the stop smoking tape so now you sound like the woman off that
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

..... you shall make gonzy a sandwich... gonzy likes sandwiches.... it makes you happy to make gonz happy... sandwiches makes gonz happy....

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

God loves a tryer, Gonzy!

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Ohh, that's what happened in that eppisode of Friends, Joey records over Chandler's tape.
Only the hippest coolest cats know most eppisodes of friends.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

They do, do they?

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

haha
Gonzy is happy all the time anyway though :D
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Then just think how happy I would be if I had a sandwich !
Oh man, I could really go for one right now.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Don't talk about food!!!
damn you
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

http://TGB.FindMeASugarDaddy.com
=P

I'm pretty sure that your housemate doesn't want that Lobster Bisque s/he spent 5 hours making last night.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

hahaha
I'd quite like to hold sugar daddy interviews
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

*checks bank account*
*is even sadder*
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I'll let you beat me at Mario Kart,
For once?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Ooh
Can I beat you at Mario Kart please? I don't have any friends online that I haven't met in the real world.

Anyone who strikes that last bit through will get fisted with a pastry brush.
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Eh?
I meant I'd go to her house again.

Unless that's what you're saying?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

No I'm not inviting you to my house
I assumed you meant through the magic of the internet and I was going to ask for your friend code. Fool.
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I have codes
That I was supposed to send to V....

When I dig it out I'll gaz it over to you too :)

Kaol has to come to my house because he's too lame to have his own ccopy of it
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Wow that IS lame!
Thank you very much, now I can feel popular. I hope none of you are the kind of dicks who practice Rainbow Road repeatedly just so you can pwn people at it. That makes me bitter!!
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I haven't practised any of it for ages
Will probably have a bit of a play this weekend
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I haven't played it for ages
so I'm probably going to be destroyed. Especially on Rainbow Road. I like Moo Moo Meadows, it's painfully cute.
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I like mushroom gorge
until someone pushes me off the mushrooms. Then I cry
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I purposefully leave
bananas on there so that people will fall and I can go "mwa ha ha!"
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I love the bananas!
Well... I don't know what it is, but something about the little smiley faces on them make me grin.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

oh my god
*looks at banana message you sent*
hahahahaha
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Friend code?
I don't even own a Wii!

Are you sure you don't wanna invite me to your house?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Ok you can come over
but if I remember rightly you live very far away so it'll be a bit of a trek and I hear you're lazy. And a kaoltard. So you might get lost and/or forget where you were supposed to be heading.
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I'm not that lazy.
Or put off by long journeys...
How close are you to Essex?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

My geography's not that hot
but pretty far I'd guess. I'm in Manchester.

Didn't know you were an Essex bird, I thought you lived in Landan Tahn.
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Nope,
I ain't nah Laaahndaaaaner.

I'm afraid I can't come to Manchester, it's on The List.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

The List
of places you don't believe exists? Along with Narnia?
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Narnia exists.
I went there when Uncle Mike locked me in the cupboard with all those horrible spiders.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

*prepares face*

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

hahahah
*sits*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Fuck 'em 'en.
They just be hattin' a playah cuz girl got her game face on.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Click this link, to reveal fluffy goodness!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=xx-bork&q=kittens&gbv=2

100% Horse-free.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/sets/72157606239130345/
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=xx-bork&q=baby+otters&gbv=2
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

It says kittens
and I hate kittens. And I hate all the fucking threads about people dumb ass fucking cats as well
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Ok, if you hate kittens...
Try this:


( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Is that, that pre-cum thing?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Haha!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I'm at work
big stupid pictures in the thread don't look like work.

Why must you ruin everything
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Honestly
Nothing pleases you, does it?

*Slopes off to get a sandwich*
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Nope

( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I'll bet they already had someone lined up
Most jobs seem to be that way at the mo.
Show your arse to nepotism and say "Kiss it!"
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I need to practice my motorboating skillz
would that help?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Everytime I see the articles on Iraq soldiers being waterboarded in captivity I always think it's motorboating and giggle to myself.
Which is probably not good for my karmic balance.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I think it would
BGB now I am going to think that too!
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

*assumes position*
*motorboats*

Mmm..it's nice here
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)